Has anyone written a basic online business primer? - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 01-16-2006, 03:55 PM

I don't mean business models and the like. I just need a simple lexicon of terms, maybe a couple of flow charts or some shit like that.

I REALLY need my wife to read one.

Shes a noob and I got a migraine the other night explaining what an affiliate program meant and how it was useful. I love my wife DEARLY but I am VERY close to dry fucking her asshole violently if she askes me what a ref code is ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.

So, an article on the BASICS would come in real handy.

Dont bother posting any links to gibberish written by Luke Ford et. al..

PLEASE don't make me write one myself. That would just be a BAD idea.

RayBonga · 01-16-2006, 03:57 PM

http://jace.seriom.com/newbieguide.pdf

Maybe this will help.

jimthefiend · 01-16-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

http://jace.seriom.com/newbieguide.pdf

Maybe this will help.

Why is there a whole section on AVS?

I'm being told that Xbiz has alot of resources on this topic.

jimthefiend · 01-16-2006, 04:25 PM

groan.....

NY_TIM · 01-16-2006, 04:26 PM

hmm, let me see what i can dig up

jimthefiend · 01-16-2006, 04:42 PM

Thanks Tim, it'll be very much appreciated, and possibly save a few people from being yelled at.

JoeMeca · 01-16-2006, 04:43 PM

lol i got one lemme upload it

MarkTiarra · 01-16-2006, 04:44 PM

Hey just chatted with Tim about this. It's a good idea but even coming up with a list of the terms themselves is quite a chore because what seems obvious to an experienced guy isn't so much to anyone else. I'd never have thought of putting Affiliate Program on the list but something like TGP or MGP people don't know what it stands for. Can we accumulate a list here and maybe once it's compiled we can start doing the defs?

jimthefiend · 01-16-2006, 04:54 PM

That sounds good.

Start out with basic concepts and then just progress, in context.

Kiss principle.

Loryn · 01-17-2006, 11:43 AM

http://www.cozyacademy.com/

01-16-2006, 03:55 PM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Has anyone written a basic online business primer? I don't mean business models and the like. I just need a simple lexicon of terms, maybe a couple of flow charts or some shit like that. I REALLY need my wife to read one. Shes a noob and I got a migraine the other night explaining what an affiliate program meant and how it was useful. I love my wife DEARLY but I am VERY close to dry fucking her asshole violently if she askes me what a ref code is ONE MORE FUCKING TIME. So, an article on the BASICS would come in real handy. Dont bother posting any links to gibberish written by Luke Ford et. al.. PLEASE don't make me write one myself. That would just be a BAD idea.

01-16-2006, 04:26 PM	#5
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01-16-2006, 04:44 PM	#8
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	Hey just chatted with Tim about this. It's a good idea but even coming up with a list of the terms themselves is quite a chore because what seems obvious to an experienced guy isn't so much to anyone else. I'd never have thought of putting Affiliate Program on the list but something like TGP or MGP people don't know what it stands for. Can we accumulate a list here and maybe once it's compiled we can start doing the defs? __________________ Retired Pornosticator

01-17-2006, 11:43 AM	#10
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01-16-2006, 03:57 PM	#2
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	http://jace.seriom.com/newbieguide.pdf Maybe this will help.

01-16-2006, 04:25 PM	#4
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	groan.....

01-16-2006, 04:42 PM	#6
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Thanks Tim, it'll be very much appreciated, and possibly save a few people from being yelled at.

01-16-2006, 04:43 PM	#7
JoeMeca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404 Posts: 2,266	lol i got one lemme upload it

01-16-2006, 04:54 PM	#9
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	That sounds good. Start out with basic concepts and then just progress, in context. Kiss principle.