Whats your best Pick Up Line/Move you use to pick up broads???? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2006, 02:46 PM

I tell em I have 70k posts on GFY and it gets them wet

CuriousToyBoy · 01-16-2006, 02:47 PM

My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it.

;-)

seeric · 01-16-2006, 02:47 PM

are you on myspace?

copyrght dj airek 2005

3M TA3 · 01-16-2006, 02:47 PM

i think you need to find more reasons to get out of bed in the morning....or afternoon

eroswebmaster · 01-16-2006, 02:48 PM

You want me, but I am in control, I'm getting laid no matter what I own a fleshlight.

eroswebmaster · 01-16-2006, 02:48 PM

I don't really own one, but my birthday is September 19 if anyone wants to send one 8 months early.

DamageX · 01-16-2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tell em I have 70k posts on GFY and it gets them wet

That's just sad.

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

That's just sad.

itt works.

polle54 · 01-16-2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tell em I have 70k posts on GFY and it gets them wet

I am not like all the other post whores

adamneve · 01-16-2006, 02:50 PM

Hi Madam i'm Adam

american pervert · 01-16-2006, 02:51 PM

I say "you like sex?" and that usually works

Screaming · 01-16-2006, 02:52 PM

Have you seen my dog?

MikeVega · 01-16-2006, 02:52 PM

I know Juicy D Links ... wanna meet him?

The Heron · 01-16-2006, 02:52 PM

"wanna fuck?" if that doesn't work, wait till they drink more and try again!

DamageX · 01-16-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

itt works.

Yes, I'm sure it does.

WiredGuy · 01-16-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tell em I have 70k posts on GFY and it gets them wet

That works about as well as me telling people I'm WiredGuy!
WG

SleazyDream · 01-16-2006, 02:55 PM

i tell them juicy has 70K+ posts on GFY and they get wet.

After Shock Media · 01-16-2006, 02:57 PM

Dont scream and come with me or I will slit your throat.

Hornydog4cooter · 01-16-2006, 03:08 PM

"hey baby can i knock the dust off of the pussy"

works like a charm

Jennyfer · 01-16-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

"hey baby can i knock the dust off of the pussy"

works like a charm

I'm really curious...does it really works?

Nicky · 01-16-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tell em I have 70k posts on GFY and it gets them wet

cool I usually say i post on the same board as Juicy and they are all over me

Hornydog4cooter · 01-16-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by IwantU_Jennyfer

I'm really curious...does it really works?

lol i had a buddy who used that all the time. I seen him get slapped a few times but you would be surpirsed what a ice breaker that line is...

Nom_is · 01-16-2006, 04:01 PM

I want to know how many of you guys say these lines before you ask, "How much?"

tristan_D · 01-16-2006, 04:01 PM

"you'll never know what you're missing"

RayBonga · 01-16-2006, 04:07 PM

I use this:

Never failed.

WonderWoman · 01-16-2006, 04:08 PM

"Hey are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? .... I will be over here watching you all night."

- Dane Cook

Max Cannon · 01-16-2006, 04:27 PM

"I know these guys"

pornguy · 01-16-2006, 04:29 PM

I show them a photo of a penis. Dont say a word. they follow me out drooling.

reginaldo · 01-16-2006, 04:36 PM

wholy fucking shit you are a fat slob, how the fuck could you just let yourself go like that?

Bird · 01-16-2006, 04:37 PM

I own the domain

areyouonmyspace.com

I thought it was a dumb purshase, thanks for confirming that..

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

are you on myspace?

copyrght dj airek 2005

Marcus Aurelius · 01-16-2006, 04:38 PM

Same one I've been using since high school still works.

"Keep quiet bitch and you'll live through this"

J/K

Thankfully I dont have to use pick up lines, im married to a great woman.

Scott McD · 01-16-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Cannon

"I know these guys"

Fag'sssssssssss

01-16-2006, 02:46 PM	#1
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01-16-2006, 02:51 PM	#11
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01-16-2006, 02:52 PM	#14
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01-16-2006, 02:55 PM	#17
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01-16-2006, 03:08 PM	#19
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	"hey baby can i knock the dust off of the pussy" works like a charm

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01-16-2006, 04:07 PM	#25
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	I use this: Never failed.

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01-16-2006, 04:27 PM	#27
Max Cannon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 277	"I know these guys"

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reginaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 610	wholy fucking shit you are a fat slob, how the fuck could you just let yourself go like that?

01-16-2006, 04:38 PM	#31
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Same one I've been using since high school still works. "Keep quiet bitch and you'll live through this" J/K Thankfully I dont have to use pick up lines, im married to a great woman.