Whats your best Pick Up Line/Move you use to pick up broads????
 

I tell em I have 70k posts on GFY and it gets them wet :1orglaugh

My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it.

;-)

are you on myspace?


copyrght dj airek 2005

i think you need to find more reasons to get out of bed in the morning....or afternoon

You want me, but I am in control, I'm getting laid no matter what I own a fleshlight.

I don't really own one, but my birthday is September 19 if anyone wants to send one 8 months early.

That's just sad.

itt works.

I am not like all the other post whores :1orglaugh

Hi Madam i'm Adam

I say "you like sex?" and that usually works

Have you seen my dog?

I know Juicy D Links ... wanna meet him?

:1orglaugh

"wanna fuck?" if that doesn't work, wait till they drink more and try again!

Yes, I'm sure it does. :)

That works about as well as me telling people I'm WiredGuy!
WG

i tell them juicy has 70K+ posts on GFY and they get wet. :thumbsup

Dont scream and come with me or I will slit your throat.

"hey baby can i knock the dust off of the pussy"

works like a charm :winkwink:

I'm really curious...does it really works? :disgust

cool I usually say i post on the same board as Juicy and they are all over me :thumbsup

lol i had a buddy who used that all the time. I seen him get slapped a few times but you would be surpirsed what a ice breaker that line is...

I want to know how many of you guys say these lines before you ask, "How much?" :1orglaugh

"you'll never know what you're missing"

I use this:

http://euro2004party.no.sapo.pt/temp/nasty_trick.JPG

Never failed.

"Hey are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? .... I will be over here watching you all night."

- Dane Cook

"I know these guys"

http://cutiethumbs.com/images/theone.jpg

I show them a photo of a penis. Dont say a word. they follow me out drooling.

wholy fucking shit you are a fat slob, how the fuck could you just let yourself go like that?

I own the domain

areyouonmyspace.com

I thought it was a dumb purshase, thanks for confirming that..

Same one I've been using since high school still works.


"Keep quiet bitch and you'll live through this"

:) J/K


Thankfully I dont have to use pick up lines, im married to a great woman.

Fag'sssssssssss