Time for a political joke.... - GoFuckYourself.com

SilentKnight · 01-15-2006, 01:03 PM

Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

tristan_D · 01-15-2006, 07:12 PM

what about webmasters on the table?

reynold · 01-15-2006, 08:09 PM

...and what about a timeline pic here?

WME · 01-15-2006, 10:26 PM

you can be more policitcal than that?

Bluewire Ross · 01-15-2006, 10:29 PM

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SilentKnight · 01-15-2006, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

...and what about a timeline pic here?

Somewhat old, I know...but figured with the upcomin' election here in Canada, it was rather timely.

PixeLs · 01-16-2006, 03:25 AM

That explains why we are so fucked up.. lol

01-15-2006, 01:03 PM	#1
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01-15-2006, 07:12 PM	#2
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01-15-2006, 08:09 PM	#3
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