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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: shooting pool in Elysium
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Time for a political joke....
Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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what about webmasters on the table?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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...and what about a timeline pic here?
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Join Date: May 2004
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you can be more policitcal than that?
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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ah...politics...the dirtiest game in the planet...
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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That explains why we are so fucked up.. lol
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