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TheGarbbageManPorn · 01-16-2006, 10:21 AM

Paris Hilton collapsed on a pavement after a boozy night out with friends on Monday (09.01.05).

The hotel heiress was leaving a bash at a swanky Hollywood club a reportedly a little worse for wear when she tripped and fell.

A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper as saying: "Paris was on top form at the start of the night and looked very posh in her blue dress and beads.
"But at the end she was out of it so she had to duck out and make her excuses, fast!"
Last month, the blonde socialite was named the world's worst dog owner - ever.
The star - famed for owning a menagerie of pets - topped an online poll conducted by the magazines 'New York Dog' and 'Hollywood Dog'.

She received the unwanted title after losing one pooch, Tinkerbell, and then after being reunited with the pet swapping it for a smaller, sweeter pup.

Joint editor Leslie Padgett said at the time: "Our readers felt Ms Hilton's dog-parenting skills left a lot to be desired.

"First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her dog for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a Kinkajou monkey, and then, I gather, a goat."

BAKO · 01-16-2006, 10:22 AM

Thats Hot

gangbangjoe · 01-16-2006, 10:23 AM

dont drink if you can't handle it sheeeeeessh

Roald · 01-16-2006, 10:25 AM

PixeLs · 01-16-2006, 09:51 PM

That scene on Simple Life where she fell from a horse was the best!

EdgeXXX · 01-16-2006, 10:02 PM

Glad nobody has a video of this....... I don't think I could ever stop laughing if I saw that.

Spunky · 01-16-2006, 10:03 PM

She's a lightweight who can't handle her booze

phonesex · 01-16-2006, 10:04 PM

pics would be nice.

CuriousToyBoy · 01-16-2006, 10:29 PM

Pics Goddamnit !

Stallion · 01-16-2006, 10:41 PM

lets see some pics

Pornwolf · 01-16-2006, 10:41 PM

Yunno, I really care about her life and her dog pampering skills.

Well, no, I don't.

Honestly I just wanna fuck. So hearing that she's still a lush and might get drunk enough for me to hit it if I see her out at night makes me happy.

Jarmusch · 01-16-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGarbbageManPorn

Paris was on top form at the start of the night and looked very posh in her blue dress and beads. But at the end she was out of it

She was out of the dress? Pics please.

reed_4 · 01-17-2006, 12:42 AM

Paris Hilton is one rich bitch.

abadfish · 01-17-2006, 12:49 AM

I hardly find this newsworthy... I probably fell last time I drank too... lol

je_rome · 01-17-2006, 12:52 AM

did she drop her brain after the fall?

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 01-17-2006, 12:55 AM

Paris always want to be an attention... I wonder how she fall...

Vitasoy · 01-17-2006, 01:15 AM

Thanks for the ground breaking news.

xclusive · 01-17-2006, 01:20 AM

Only a matter of time before another tape comes out

demon100 · 01-17-2006, 01:24 AM

new celeb news always nice to hear whats happening around

dunefield · 01-17-2006, 01:35 AM

who cares?

reynold · 01-17-2006, 03:41 AM

Again, this thread is worthless without pics..

BIGTYMER · 01-17-2006, 04:46 AM

What a suprise... ;)

The Ghost · 01-17-2006, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XXX-BAKO

Thats Hot

I think it's 'hawt'

penzo · 01-17-2006, 05:46 AM

we want pics!!!!!

polle54 · 01-17-2006, 05:49 AM

so I past out a dusin of times due to heavy drinking

no big deal

Dark Knight · 01-17-2006, 05:50 AM

yeah, that must be priceless as all of her actions

~Ray · 01-17-2006, 07:59 AM

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TheGarbbageManPorn For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New York City Posts: 213	Paris Hiltons tipsy fall Paris Hilton collapsed on a pavement after a boozy night out with friends on Monday (09.01.05). The hotel heiress was leaving a bash at a swanky Hollywood club a reportedly a little worse for wear when she tripped and fell. A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper as saying: "Paris was on top form at the start of the night and looked very posh in her blue dress and beads. "But at the end she was out of it so she had to duck out and make her excuses, fast!" Last month, the blonde socialite was named the world's worst dog owner - ever. The star - famed for owning a menagerie of pets - topped an online poll conducted by the magazines 'New York Dog' and 'Hollywood Dog'. She received the unwanted title after losing one pooch, Tinkerbell, and then after being reunited with the pet swapping it for a smaller, sweeter pup. Joint editor Leslie Padgett said at the time: "Our readers felt Ms Hilton's dog-parenting skills left a lot to be desired. "First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her dog for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a Kinkajou monkey, and then, I gather, a goat." __________________ [img]http://******************/DUMP9696/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/DUMP9696CustomImage1452829.gif[/img]www.***********.comGarbage Is Life

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