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XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-10-2002, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Take A dump on her porch, then attach a note to your dog saying, "My turds anren't that big"

ROTFLMAO!! Hilarious dude.

bhutocracy · 04-10-2002, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

you should have just ICQ'd me....

find her cat...... gut it, wrap its intestines around it's neck, and tie a noose..... hand it on her porch.... with a note, written in blood in child's writing that says ' i had nine lives, do you? '
and put a cheap little CD player you bought at a random garage sale, under the cat, playing a CD of the EXACT music you play out of your house......

that will fix your problem...

if you'd like more civilian suppression tactics, icq me =-)

BWaahahahahahahhah... *sigh*.. remind me never to piss the kmeister off.. lol

Machine · 04-10-2002, 09:11 PM

It would suck having her complain all the time... but 7am dude?

My neighbor better never wake me up at 7am with his music.

PersianKitty · 04-10-2002, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

find her cat...... gut it, wrap its intestines around it's neck, and tie a noose..... hand it on her porch.... with a note, written in blood in child's writing that says ' i had nine lives, do you? '
and put a cheap little CD player you bought at a random garage sale, under the cat, playing a CD of the EXACT music you play out of your house......

Kman.. your ass is mine

Maybe she's an adult webmistress and goes to sleep at 4 or 5 am. ;)

I know if any of my neighbors made excessive noise at 7 am I'm be complaining too. Most areas I've lived have noise ordinances that limit the hours for loud noises..usually it's like between the hours of 8am and 8pm (someplaces I've heard 10pm) you can do anything you damn well please, but from 10pm until 8am you have to tone it down.

DigitalPimpShit · 04-11-2002, 01:22 AM

Thanks to everybody for the crazy ideas, I have been gone all day so I am gonna catch up on some of your questions.

My noise time is from 7am till 11 pm, but she claimed i started earlier than 7.
I was up at 7 cause I was up from the night before, and I was using sub in the mix cause it was a final mix of a trance track (which reqiures earth shaking bass)
As far as her daughter is concerned, I already have a pic of her topless, she sent it to me, and I am having another party this weekend, and I am gonna get her to take a pic topless with "Boneprone fucked me" and "DPS Approved" on her tits.
I can't do anything to her animals, I am just not that kind of person.

12clicks · 04-11-2002, 04:00 AM

If you really wanna know what to do, its this:

grow up.

you're an inconsiderate ass.

DigitalPimpShit · 04-11-2002, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
If you really wanna know what to do, its this:

grow up.

you're an inconsiderate ass.

Not inconsiderate, I obey all the time rules like I should, I do nothing to this lady, she just has nothing better to do.

12clicks · 04-11-2002, 04:12 AM

if she hears your shit at 7:00am you're an ass. You may think its cool, no one else does.

growing up usually will open your eyes.

ever look back and be embarrassed at things you did when you were 16? well, looking back at when you were 24, you'll feel the same way.

DigitalPimpShit · 04-11-2002, 04:19 AM

Its not like I am the only person out here making noise at 7. Every person out here drives harleys and big trucks with loud exhaust, the construction company started on the house across the street this morning at 6:15, with saws and hammering. I try not to do anything to piss my neighbors off. I have talked to the other neighbors and they have all had the same problems with her. There is a guy 2 houses down who builds 1/4 mile race cars, and is reving them up at 9 or 10 at night, he said she complained about him too. I could understand if I lived in an apartment or something, but I moved out into the boonies so I could run my business out of my house and not have to rent a warehouse space somewhere in an industrial area and worry about my gear getting ripped off. That was the first time I ever played music that early out here anyway.

letshunt · 04-11-2002, 04:19 AM

Simple solution-

Blow her house up...8 ounces of RTX should do the job nicely, then offer the opportunity to move in while she rebuilds here. I love it when Icome up with nice sensible solutions.

You might even get a chance to booger her daughter during her stay at your house.

There, problem solved. No charge for the info either.

12clicks · 04-11-2002, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
Its not like I am the only person out here making noise at 7. Every person out here drives harleys and big trucks with loud exhaust, the construction company started on the house across the street this morning at 6:15, with saws and hammering. I try not to do anything to piss my neighbors off. I have talked to the other neighbors and they have all had the same problems with her. There is a guy 2 houses down who builds 1/4 mile race cars, and is reving them up at 9 or 10 at night, he said she complained about him too. I could understand if I lived in an apartment or something, but I moved out into the boonies so I could run my business out of my house and not have to rent a warehouse space somewhere in an industrial area and worry about my gear getting ripped off. That was the first time I ever played music that early out here anyway.

ok then. I didn't realize EVERYONE in the nieghborhood was an ass. I feel sorry for your nieghbor.

04-10-2002, 09:11 PM	#53
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04-11-2002, 04:00 AM	#56
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	If you really wanna know what to do, its this: grow up. you're an inconsiderate ass. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

04-11-2002, 04:12 AM	#58
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	if she hears your shit at 7:00am you're an ass. You may think its cool, no one else does. growing up usually will open your eyes. ever look back and be embarrassed at things you did when you were 16? well, looking back at when you were 24, you'll feel the same way. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

04-11-2002, 01:22 AM	#55
DigitalPimpShit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your future Posts: 783	Thanks to everybody for the crazy ideas, I have been gone all day so I am gonna catch up on some of your questions. My noise time is from 7am till 11 pm, but she claimed i started earlier than 7. I was up at 7 cause I was up from the night before, and I was using sub in the mix cause it was a final mix of a trance track (which reqiures earth shaking bass) As far as her daughter is concerned, I already have a pic of her topless, she sent it to me, and I am having another party this weekend, and I am gonna get her to take a pic topless with "Boneprone fucked me" and "DPS Approved" on her tits. I can't do anything to her animals, I am just not that kind of person.

04-11-2002, 04:19 AM	#59
DigitalPimpShit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your future Posts: 783	Its not like I am the only person out here making noise at 7. Every person out here drives harleys and big trucks with loud exhaust, the construction company started on the house across the street this morning at 6:15, with saws and hammering. I try not to do anything to piss my neighbors off. I have talked to the other neighbors and they have all had the same problems with her. There is a guy 2 houses down who builds 1/4 mile race cars, and is reving them up at 9 or 10 at night, he said she complained about him too. I could understand if I lived in an apartment or something, but I moved out into the boonies so I could run my business out of my house and not have to rent a warehouse space somewhere in an industrial area and worry about my gear getting ripped off. That was the first time I ever played music that early out here anyway.

04-11-2002, 04:19 AM	#60
letshunt Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 196	Simple solution- Blow her house up...8 ounces of RTX should do the job nicely, then offer the opportunity to move in while she rebuilds here. I love it when Icome up with nice sensible solutions. You might even get a chance to booger her daughter during her stay at your house. There, problem solved. No charge for the info either.