First time you ever saw a Playboy mag? - GoFuckYourself.com

MattO · 01-12-2006, 01:56 PM

I remember mine.

It was the mid-early 70's, and there was a new kid in school, from Germany. He had a funny accent and we'd make fun of him, until he told us about the "neat magazines" his parents would buy him.

After school we rode our bikes over to his house to see what the heck he was talking about. As we walked in, his mother welcomed us, and after the German kid asked about the mail, she informed him that his new issue of Playboy had arrived. After grabbing it from her, we followed him, running, up to his bedroom.

I remember that magazine, it was thick, and shiny, almost slippery looking. It seemed like there were too many pages crammed into it, that the staples were going to pop. He set it down on the floor, and opened it up, exposing us to our first nekkid lady pictures.

We sat around it in silence, slowing turning the pages, not sure of what we were really seeing. It was making me feel kinda funny, and looking at my friends, I could tell it was doing the same to them also. I asked them, "do you guys feel strange?" "Yea" my friend Toby said, "I feel all hot and weird"

The german kid said "You guys has getting a horny! Is from seeing naked womens, soon you have boner!" At this, he stood up and dropped his pants, showing us his hardened schlong. I looked at Toby, and with an unspoken command, we both jumped up and ran out of the house as fast as we could.

We never talked to that kid again.

Anyone have stories about the first time they saw a Playboy?

PaulB IYP · 01-12-2006, 01:59 PM

Dude not even near as long as yours but anyways.
The old man always had 1 or 2 sitting around in his drawers or somewhere he would non chalantly hide them. It would have probably been in the mid 80's.
LMAO sitting around with the boys looking at boobies...yippieeeeeeeeeeeee

psili · 01-12-2006, 02:03 PM

When I was a kid 7 or so, I got my haircut from this barber shop run by two old Italian ladies. They only cut men's hair so their magazine rack was pretty much all playboys. I remember sitting in a chair next to some old dude getting his hair cut, and after my first peek at that playboy, I needed more.

XPays · 01-12-2006, 02:04 PM

when my mom went to cvs and got me the madonna issue

Sosa · 01-12-2006, 02:07 PM

long ass time ago I found my uncles stash lol. Still in the same spot today!

Big Fish 47 · 01-12-2006, 02:18 PM

I was maybe 10 and I found my dad's stash in his office. I got so excited that I ran out and showed him the magazine... as if he didn't know it was there. LOL

Nismo · 01-12-2006, 02:20 PM

Did anybody else find the first story in this thread really disturbing?

Stallion · 01-12-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Did anybody else find the first story in this thread really disturbing?

yes it is disturbing..

MattO · 01-12-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Did anybody else find the first story in this thread really disturbing?

Yea that shit was fucked up. What a nut.

sfera · 01-12-2006, 02:51 PM

i cant remember but i know i liked what i saw

MattO · 01-12-2006, 06:49 PM

No more stories?

woj · 01-12-2006, 07:06 PM

Did that story really happen or did you partially make it up?

Spunky · 01-12-2006, 07:08 PM

Early 70's..I was about 12 or so

Pornwolf · 01-12-2006, 07:29 PM

Aww shit mang, I skipped straight over Playboy and started watching porn at 6 year old. Before cabe was what it is now there was a service called OnTv and there was also Showtime. Back then there wasn't much of that softcore porno like Cinemax. After 10 it was raw. Emmanuel in Paris was the shit. Cock and pussy action all night.

Sad part was, I wasn't even able to beat off back then. Talk about confusing! Heh heh

MattO · 01-12-2006, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

Did that story really happen or did you partially make it up?

Totally real, can't remember the German kid's name though.

Persignup Dustin · 01-12-2006, 07:48 PM

Yea that first story...out theah.

'twas the mid to late '80's. Broke into my dad's stash in the furnace room. Me and porn/adult shit havent parted ways since.

Pornwolf · 01-12-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

The german kid said "You guys has getting a horny! Is from seeing naked womens, soon you have boner!" At this, he stood up and dropped his pants, showing us his hardened schlong. I looked at Toby, and with an unspoken command, we both jumped up and ran out of the house as fast as we could.

Bwahahahahaha! That's hilarious. I didn't read your entire post the first time. I'm glad I did!

Wiggles · 01-12-2006, 09:30 PM

i was about 5 or 6, we used to find them at school, they would be hidden under large rocks, our school was right beside a bunch of mountains, was so much fun!

PixeLs · 01-12-2006, 09:36 PM

9 years old I guess, at my friend's house.

mikeyddddd · 01-12-2006, 09:39 PM

It wasn't the mag but a centerfold that I remember. In the 2nd & 3rd grade I walked across a college campus to get to school and there was a dorm room with the centerfold on the wall that I saw as I walked past every day.

reed_4 · 01-13-2006, 12:47 AM

I stole my brother's playboy magazine when I was 15 years old.

JuiceMonkey · 01-13-2006, 01:03 AM

dude that first story is like kiddiepornish?

The first time I saw it my friend stole it from his dad and we stashed it in the bush and would look at it after school... then i dropped my pants..wtf?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-13-2006, 01:27 AM

When I was a kid, my dad had a workshop out behind our house, and my sister who is about two years older than me discovered some of my dad's "Nudist" magazines.

It was a much more innocent time - the pix were mostly people playing volleyball or standing around naked. I remember that the always flacid men often were wearing just shoes and socks, which even then looked pretty funny:

I then found great interest in thumbing through National Geographic at the school library in search of topless nubian African and Pacific Islanders. My classmates were amazed at what I shared with them.

When we eventually moved to Hawaii, my dad collected some Pacific Islander postcards, calendars and magazines, that I used to check out when he wasn't home (something like this - my interest in Asian women was picqued by these):

I was a happy camper when my dad started bringing home Playboy. I recall that I would trace the photos. I fell in lust with Barbie Benton (if I remember correctly, she was one of Hef's girlfriends):

The most shocking discovery I ever made was in the dugout at my local baseball field. Somebody had left a partial copy of a transexual magazine. The pix were in black and white. I knew it was pretty taboo, but I still was transfixed by it (BTW, I'm not into trannies).

Lots of other stories, but I'll spare you the details for now...

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reynold · 01-13-2006, 02:01 AM

Hahahahaha, funny story there!

I remember the first time I saw playboy was when I visited my aunts house. My aunt told me that my cousin was at the attic cleaning up some mess so I just went there to meet him. To my surprise, I caught him there standing on the corner and jerking while looking at the playboy mag.. lol

je_rome · 01-13-2006, 02:14 AM

I was at my uncle's house staying for the weekend. it was sometime in the late 70s. I found it in his drawer.

ChewbaCreative · 01-13-2006, 02:53 AM

at 14. that's was australian edition. that's was cool!

01-12-2006, 01:56 PM	#1
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	First time you ever saw a Playboy mag? I remember mine. It was the mid-early 70's, and there was a new kid in school, from Germany. He had a funny accent and we'd make fun of him, until he told us about the "neat magazines" his parents would buy him. After school we rode our bikes over to his house to see what the heck he was talking about. As we walked in, his mother welcomed us, and after the German kid asked about the mail, she informed him that his new issue of Playboy had arrived. After grabbing it from her, we followed him, running, up to his bedroom. I remember that magazine, it was thick, and shiny, almost slippery looking. It seemed like there were too many pages crammed into it, that the staples were going to pop. He set it down on the floor, and opened it up, exposing us to our first nekkid lady pictures. We sat around it in silence, slowing turning the pages, not sure of what we were really seeing. It was making me feel kinda funny, and looking at my friends, I could tell it was doing the same to them also. I asked them, "do you guys feel strange?" "Yea" my friend Toby said, "I feel all hot and weird" The german kid said "You guys has getting a horny! Is from seeing naked womens, soon you have boner!" At this, he stood up and dropped his pants, showing us his hardened schlong. I looked at Toby, and with an unspoken command, we both jumped up and ran out of the house as fast as we could. We never talked to that kid again. Anyone have stories about the first time they saw a Playboy? Last edited by MattO; 01-12-2006 at 01:58 PM..

01-12-2006, 01:59 PM	#2
PaulB IYP Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: tdot Posts: 2,164	Dude not even near as long as yours but anyways. The old man always had 1 or 2 sitting around in his drawers or somewhere he would non chalantly hide them. It would have probably been in the mid 80's. LMAO sitting around with the boys looking at boobies...yippieeeeeeeeeeeee __________________ paulb@itsyourporn icq 292627919

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psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	When I was a kid 7 or so, I got my haircut from this barber shop run by two old Italian ladies. They only cut men's hair so their magazine rack was pretty much all playboys. I remember sitting in a chair next to some old dude getting his hair cut, and after my first peek at that playboy, I needed more. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	When I was a kid, my dad had a workshop out behind our house, and my sister who is about two years older than me discovered some of my dad's "Nudist" magazines. It was a much more innocent time - the pix were mostly people playing volleyball or standing around naked. I remember that the always flacid men often were wearing just shoes and socks, which even then looked pretty funny: I then found great interest in thumbing through National Geographic at the school library in search of topless nubian African and Pacific Islanders. My classmates were amazed at what I shared with them. When we eventually moved to Hawaii, my dad collected some Pacific Islander postcards, calendars and magazines, that I used to check out when he wasn't home (something like this - my interest in Asian women was picqued by these): I was a happy camper when my dad started bringing home Playboy. I recall that I would trace the photos. I fell in lust with Barbie Benton (if I remember correctly, she was one of Hef's girlfriends): The most shocking discovery I ever made was in the dugout at my local baseball field. Somebody had left a partial copy of a transexual magazine. The pix were in black and white. I knew it was pretty taboo, but I still was transfixed by it (BTW, I'm not into trannies). Lots of other stories, but I'll spare you the details for now... Who's next? ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Hahahahaha, funny story there! I remember the first time I saw playboy was when I visited my aunts house. My aunt told me that my cousin was at the attic cleaning up some mess so I just went there to meet him. To my surprise, I caught him there standing on the corner and jerking while looking at the playboy mag.. lol

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