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MattO · 01-12-2006, 01:56 PM

I remember mine.

It was the mid-early 70's, and there was a new kid in school, from Germany. He had a funny accent and we'd make fun of him, until he told us about the "neat magazines" his parents would buy him.

After school we rode our bikes over to his house to see what the heck he was talking about. As we walked in, his mother welcomed us, and after the German kid asked about the mail, she informed him that his new issue of Playboy had arrived. After grabbing it from her, we followed him, running, up to his bedroom.

I remember that magazine, it was thick, and shiny, almost slippery looking. It seemed like there were too many pages crammed into it, that the staples were going to pop. He set it down on the floor, and opened it up, exposing us to our first nekkid lady pictures.

We sat around it in silence, slowing turning the pages, not sure of what we were really seeing. It was making me feel kinda funny, and looking at my friends, I could tell it was doing the same to them also. I asked them, "do you guys feel strange?" "Yea" my friend Toby said, "I feel all hot and weird"

The german kid said "You guys has getting a horny! Is from seeing naked womens, soon you have boner!" At this, he stood up and dropped his pants, showing us his hardened schlong. I looked at Toby, and with an unspoken command, we both jumped up and ran out of the house as fast as we could.

We never talked to that kid again.

Anyone have stories about the first time they saw a Playboy?

01-12-2006, 01:56 PM
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	First time you ever saw a Playboy mag? I remember mine. It was the mid-early 70's, and there was a new kid in school, from Germany. He had a funny accent and we'd make fun of him, until he told us about the "neat magazines" his parents would buy him. After school we rode our bikes over to his house to see what the heck he was talking about. As we walked in, his mother welcomed us, and after the German kid asked about the mail, she informed him that his new issue of Playboy had arrived. After grabbing it from her, we followed him, running, up to his bedroom. I remember that magazine, it was thick, and shiny, almost slippery looking. It seemed like there were too many pages crammed into it, that the staples were going to pop. He set it down on the floor, and opened it up, exposing us to our first nekkid lady pictures. We sat around it in silence, slowing turning the pages, not sure of what we were really seeing. It was making me feel kinda funny, and looking at my friends, I could tell it was doing the same to them also. I asked them, "do you guys feel strange?" "Yea" my friend Toby said, "I feel all hot and weird" The german kid said "You guys has getting a horny! Is from seeing naked womens, soon you have boner!" At this, he stood up and dropped his pants, showing us his hardened schlong. I looked at Toby, and with an unspoken command, we both jumped up and ran out of the house as fast as we could. We never talked to that kid again. Anyone have stories about the first time they saw a Playboy? Last edited by MattO; 01-12-2006 at 01:58 PM..