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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Fucking dude come up to me with this bullshit story
he start by "Are you a muslem ?"
anyways he tells me this bullshit story about going to mtl having no gas in his car and stuff ... I give him 5 $ and he start bitching that he aiin't gonna get there and ask me for more money... I told him to give me back my 5$ and he just pressed on the gas and left (the tire was about 1/4 in from my toes). fucking asshole lol Moral of the story : Never give money to anybody asking for some. |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
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I'm a SATANIST AND I WILL PUT A CURSE ON YOU!!! Seriously, you just know that whenever someone starts a conversation with that, it will never lead to anything good.
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The Hustler
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,993
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Are you a muslim?
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
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Are you crazy? Why'd you give him a $5?
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: FLORIDA
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That's when you say "Not a muslim, but I am a pornographer. I shoot piss videos. Let me shoot you getting pissed on naked and i'll give you a $5'er."
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: CA
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Some homeless looking dude came up to me and my friends and gave us each a card that read something along the line of "am def, please donate some money" I gave him a dollar and the girl beside me said hes a scammer. Make me feel like a tool.
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yeah thats the way with ppl these days...u give him a finger they cut your hand,lol
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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You should've told him in the first place tht you are a Hindu and a strong believer of Karma!
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Workin With The Devil
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Some guy came up to me the other day driving a brand new cadillac escalade and told me he ran out of gas and was from out of town and needed $10.00 when I told him no he got in his truck and drove away, this was after he told me he RAN out of gas
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
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three simple rules that'll help decide if you should give money or not to beggars:
Is he/she really old? Is he/she a child? Is he/she disabled? If the answer to all these is 'no' then tell him/her to FUCK OFF |
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Funny story, the other day I pull up to this guy with a shaved head, told him I was a muslem and I wanted to go to Mtl... fucker only gave me 5$ for gas...
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you should have told him to lick your balls first
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Maybe he worked for Klickrevenue
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom
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http://www.virtualtourist.com/travel...eets-BR-1.html That was back in the day. She moved her racket to Quebec back in 2004. http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Column...09/532725.html
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