Fucking dude come up to me with this bullshit story
 

he start by "Are you a muslem ?"
anyways

he tells me this bullshit story about going to mtl having no gas in his car and stuff ... I give him 5 $ and he start bitching that he aiin't gonna get there and ask me for more money... I told him to give me back my 5$ and he just pressed on the gas and left (the tire was about 1/4 in from my toes). fucking asshole lol

Moral of the story : Never give money to anybody asking for some.

I'm a SATANIST AND I WILL PUT A CURSE ON YOU!!!

Seriously, you just know that whenever someone starts a conversation with that, it will never lead to anything good.

Are you a muslim?

You need to get some GFY'ers in that sig :thumbsup

Are you crazy? Why'd you give him a $5?

That's when you say "Not a muslim, but I am a pornographer. I shoot piss videos. Let me shoot you getting pissed on naked and i'll give you a $5'er."

Some homeless looking dude came up to me and my friends and gave us each a card that read something along the line of "am def, please donate some money" I gave him a dollar and the girl beside me said hes a scammer. Make me feel like a tool.

yeah thats the way with ppl these days...u give him a finger they cut your hand,lol

You should've told him in the first place tht you are a Hindu and a strong believer of Karma!

Some guy came up to me the other day driving a brand new cadillac escalade and told me he ran out of gas and was from out of town and needed $10.00 when I told him no he got in his truck and drove away, this was after he told me he RAN out of gas

he needed some money for his coke habit.

three simple rules that'll help decide if you should give money or not to beggars:

Is he/she really old?
Is he/she a child?
Is he/she disabled?

If the answer to all these is 'no' then tell him/her to FUCK OFF

Funny story, the other day I pull up to this guy with a shaved head, told him I was a muslem and I wanted to go to Mtl... fucker only gave me 5$ for gas...

you should have told him to lick your balls first

Maybe he worked for Klickrevenue

My response to this is the following:

http://www.virtualtourist.com/travel...eets-BR-1.html

That was back in the day. She moved her racket to Quebec back in 2004.

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Column...09/532725.html