My fiancee is so naive - she fell for the nigerian scam !! - GoFuckYourself.com

BlazingBucks_Ryan · 01-11-2006, 05:35 AM

She said "Oh My God Hun, This is Awesome! Some guy said I am going to get millions of dollars for helping him out!"

I chuckled.. she was literally all excited and shit... I had a feeling I knew what it was, she is begging me to come to her computer and check it out.. Sure enough,

"Dear Melissa Brewer,

This mail is not intended to cause any embarrassment in whatever form to you but I must solicit your confidentiality, I know a proposal of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that it is sent in good faith and will be of mutual benefit to both parties.

I am Barrister Samuel Coker, the Personal Attorney to Late Mr. ALAN BREWER an American Citizen, who worked with African Petroleum Company in Nigeria.

On the 21st of April 2002,Mr.Alan, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Lagos-Ibadan express road, all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several inquires to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has prove unsuccessful and these several unsuccessful attempts to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I am contacting you to assist me to repatriate the money and property left behind by Mr.Alan before they get confiscated in the bank treasury or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $US15.3 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name as that of my late client, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $US15.3Million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money.

I am ready to get all necessary legal documents approved in your name as the next of to my late client,from the respective offices concerned,so that the bank where the fund is deposited can be given instruction to transfer the funds into your bank account that you will provide (as the next of kin). All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I am willing to give you a reasonable percentage (30%) of this money at the conclusion of the transaction, and (5%) will be for any expense that may incure in the transaction on both parties, while (65%) will be for me. kindly Furnish me with your contact TELEPHONE and FAX numbers in your response. I will be looking forward to doing business with you and I do solicit your
Confidentiality in this transaction.

Feel free about this transaction,as there is no risk attached to it.
I await your immediate response.
Best regards,

Barrister Samuel Coker
"

All that blonde hair dye is seeping through

5 years on the net and this is the first one she has got, too funny...

Antonio · 01-11-2006, 05:54 AM

you shouldn't have posted this here, now at least 7 GFYers will fall for that scam, you don't want that on your conscious, do you ;)

Miss Vlasta · 01-11-2006, 05:55 AM

This shit comes to my e-mail severat times a month.

One guy from our country fell for this and lost all his fortune - so he visited a Nigerian consul and shot him to death.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-11-2006, 06:27 AM

um..I want to be nice but yes that is rather special

Sarah_Jayne · 01-11-2006, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Vlasta

This shit comes to my e-mail severat times a month.

One guy from our country fell for this and lost all his fortune - so he visited a Nigerian consul and shot him to death.

I remember reading about that.

Pornopat · 01-11-2006, 07:27 AM

I remember getting letters like that before they even invented this interweb thingy.

pawsregd · 01-11-2006, 07:35 AM

What you mean that I am not going to be rich?

lazycash · 01-11-2006, 07:35 AM

Yeah i go to the Nigerian Email Conference each year and learn the tricks of the trade.

sumphatpimp · 01-11-2006, 07:46 AM

the bad guys would not send this stuff out if it were not profitable.
someone always believes it.

so you want to buy a case of dehydrated water?
its on special, this week only.
you never know when you might need some good clean drinking water in an emergency.

GTS Mark · 01-11-2006, 08:15 AM

Apparently she's pretty naive dating you as well ;)

J/K!!!!

DH

CE_BigB · 01-11-2006, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER

Apparently she's pretty naive dating you as well ;)

J/K!!!!

DH

Damn... took my line !!

Big B
CECash.com

kursk · 01-11-2006, 08:28 AM

Theres some pretty advanced scammers out there. I know a guy from a software company that posted on investment boards looking for investors for something. They got an offer for 1 mill USD from some company in the UK. The scammers use UK numbers to make it all look legit.

The scammers even sent a legal contract over that looked like it was made by an attorney. Than they wanted a $25,000 up front fee for turning the 1 mill in bonded stocks into cash. Thats when they found out it was all a scam. They had to pay a $1,000 lawyer fee too..
Thats the cost of doing business.

sickkittens · 01-11-2006, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Vlasta

This shit comes to my e-mail severat times a month.

You're one of the lucky ones.

SirMoby · 01-11-2006, 08:58 AM

DO NOT marry this woman. Sorry to tell you this but if she believes this then she'll believe her girl friends, lawyer bill boards and TV evangelists. It?s only a matter of time before your life gets fucked up in the way that only a bad marriage can do.

BlazingBucks_Ryan · 01-11-2006, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER

Apparently she's pretty naive dating you as well ;)

J/K!!!!

DH

The shit I have put her though - I AGREE

Sarah, come on now after all this time.... No need to be nice to me

Moby, be a tad more original - I've hear a million "She'll do this and that and this and that when you're married". We've lived together for what 4 years now, have a GORGEOUS two year old daughter, and we are now finally getting to the point where we just laugh at eachother ten minutes after we get into serious arguments... This girl has been there with me through the highs when I had a 5,000 square foot house on the lake to living with me now struggling to pay my $1,00 a month mortgage.. She's a rock !! Hell, I might not be here if it wasn't for that girl, she's still a Major .... MAJOR ... MAAAAJJJOR Pain in the Ass though

yuvalus · 01-11-2006, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlazingBucks_Ryan

5 years on the net and this is the first one she has got, too funny...

Always look for new markets

adonthenet · 01-11-2006, 09:44 AM

funny indeed

Theo · 01-11-2006, 09:47 AM

i fw a similar one to a friend of mine from college. Two days later he told me that something good was about to happen to him but couldn't tell me more.... I was scared and told him the real deal lol

The Sultan Of Smut · 01-11-2006, 10:12 AM

I have a friend that fell for it to

Booger · 01-11-2006, 11:16 AM

i have an ex g/f friend that fell for the "micorsoft $250 per email "program..she still says "fuck off you wont be laughing when my i get my check in the mail"

Chris · 01-11-2006, 11:32 AM

my mother in law fall foor it
our acounts where all connected
the bank ended up taking all of our savings and fucking up alot of shit for us

wyldblyss · 01-11-2006, 11:34 AM

people have got to keep reminding their kids that if it sounds too good to be true..IT IS!!

Trax · 01-11-2006, 11:45 AM

no offense but how fucking stupid does one have to be........

01-11-2006, 05:35 AM	#1
BlazingBucks_Ryan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 203	My fiancee is so naive - she fell for the nigerian scam !! She said "Oh My God Hun, This is Awesome! Some guy said I am going to get millions of dollars for helping him out!" I chuckled.. she was literally all excited and shit... I had a feeling I knew what it was, she is begging me to come to her computer and check it out.. Sure enough, "Dear Melissa Brewer, This mail is not intended to cause any embarrassment in whatever form to you but I must solicit your confidentiality, I know a proposal of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that it is sent in good faith and will be of mutual benefit to both parties. I am Barrister Samuel Coker, the Personal Attorney to Late Mr. ALAN BREWER an American Citizen, who worked with African Petroleum Company in Nigeria. On the 21st of April 2002,Mr.Alan, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Lagos-Ibadan express road, all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several inquires to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has prove unsuccessful and these several unsuccessful attempts to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I am contacting you to assist me to repatriate the money and property left behind by Mr.Alan before they get confiscated in the bank treasury or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $US15.3 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name as that of my late client, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $US15.3Million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. I am ready to get all necessary legal documents approved in your name as the next of to my late client,from the respective offices concerned,so that the bank where the fund is deposited can be given instruction to transfer the funds into your bank account that you will provide (as the next of kin). All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I am willing to give you a reasonable percentage (30%) of this money at the conclusion of the transaction, and (5%) will be for any expense that may incure in the transaction on both parties, while (65%) will be for me. kindly Furnish me with your contact TELEPHONE and FAX numbers in your response. I will be looking forward to doing business with you and I do solicit your Confidentiality in this transaction. Feel free about this transaction,as there is no risk attached to it. I await your immediate response. Best regards, Barrister Samuel Coker " All that blonde hair dye is seeping through 5 years on the net and this is the first one she has got, too funny... __________________ BLAZING BUCKS - Leading The Fight Against Saturation! 1000's Of Pics For Your TGP Submissions, Pre-Built Free Sites, and Dynamically Changing Tours Assuring Your Traffic Is ALWAYS Converting The Best It Possibly Can! ICQ : 253483920 or [email protected]

01-11-2006, 05:55 AM	#3
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01-11-2006, 08:28 AM	#12
kursk Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 294	Theres some pretty advanced scammers out there. I know a guy from a software company that posted on investment boards looking for investors for something. They got an offer for 1 mill USD from some company in the UK. The scammers use UK numbers to make it all look legit. The scammers even sent a legal contract over that looked like it was made by an attorney. Than they wanted a $25,000 up front fee for turning the 1 mill in bonded stocks into cash. Thats when they found out it was all a scam. They had to pay a $1,000 lawyer fee too.. Thats the cost of doing business. Last edited by kursk; 01-11-2006 at 08:30 AM..

01-11-2006, 11:32 AM	#21
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	my mother in law fall foor it our acounts where all connected the bank ended up taking all of our savings and fucking up alot of shit for us __________________ [email protected]

01-11-2006, 05:54 AM	#2
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	you shouldn't have posted this here, now at least 7 GFYers will fall for that scam, you don't want that on your conscious, do you ;)

01-11-2006, 06:27 AM	#4
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	um..I want to be nice but yes that is rather special

01-11-2006, 07:35 AM	#7
pawsregd Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Montreal eh Posts: 2,290	What you mean that I am not going to be rich?

01-11-2006, 07:35 AM	#8
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Yeah i go to the Nigerian Email Conference each year and learn the tricks of the trade.

01-11-2006, 07:46 AM	#9
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	the bad guys would not send this stuff out if it were not profitable. someone always believes it. so you want to buy a case of dehydrated water? its on special, this week only. you never know when you might need some good clean drinking water in an emergency.

01-11-2006, 08:15 AM	#10
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Apparently she's pretty naive dating you as well ;) J/K!!!! DH

01-11-2006, 08:58 AM	#14
SirMoby Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 583	DO NOT marry this woman. Sorry to tell you this but if she believes this then she'll believe her girl friends, lawyer bill boards and TV evangelists. It?s only a matter of time before your life gets fucked up in the way that only a bad marriage can do.

01-11-2006, 09:44 AM	#17
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	funny indeed

01-11-2006, 09:47 AM	#18
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i fw a similar one to a friend of mine from college. Two days later he told me that something good was about to happen to him but couldn't tell me more.... I was scared and told him the real deal lol

01-11-2006, 10:12 AM	#19
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	I have a friend that fell for it to

01-11-2006, 11:16 AM	#20
Booger At least I make a living at this Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 621	i have an ex g/f friend that fell for the "micorsoft $250 per email "program..she still says "fuck off you wont be laughing when my i get my check in the mail"

01-11-2006, 11:34 AM	#22
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	people have got to keep reminding their kids that if it sounds too good to be true..IT IS!!

01-11-2006, 11:45 AM	#23
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	no offense but how fucking stupid does one have to be........