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pr0 · 01-10-2006, 11:30 PM

How many people took a shit in a bidet in their lifetime?

You know maybe you were 12 & didn't know what was up....or maybe you're just from the south

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 11:32 PM

UH....No.

WTF are you thinking about that for, man?

BigCashCrew · 01-10-2006, 11:32 PM

haha, funny.

Doctor Dre · 01-10-2006, 11:33 PM

Ugh ? Why would you do that ? lol

They have bidets in the US ? I thought this was mostly an european thing. My parents have one in the new house they bought

stickyfingerz · 01-10-2006, 11:34 PM

Most of the Japanese toliets do. So yes Im there at least once a year. We actually talked about buying one for here at our house in the U.S. Alot cleaner than paper thats for sure. lol

sltr · 01-10-2006, 11:34 PM

my question is do u towel off after using a bidet or what?

Pornwolf · 01-10-2006, 11:37 PM

I never have, but I figured there were some idiots who have though. Definitely.

pr0 · 01-10-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

UH....No.

WTF are you thinking about that for, man?

I saw someone do it in atlantic city, it was possibly THE funniest thing i had ever seen.

Does poop scare you or something? I think about dumps all the time. Maybe i'm a scat fan?

Mike Okitch · 01-10-2006, 11:38 PM

What kind of inbred moron would do that anyways?

PixeLs · 01-11-2006, 12:07 AM

Google image search and you might see some..

mikesinner · 01-11-2006, 12:11 AM

Quote:

my question is do u towel off after using a bidet or what?

They usually blow dry your butt afterwards

boner 2.0 · 01-11-2006, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

Google image search and you might see some..

what the fuck?

AaronM · 01-11-2006, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Most of the Japanese toliets do. So yes Im there at least once a year. We actually talked about buying one for here at our house in the U.S. Alot cleaner than paper thats for sure. lol

Stickyfingerz huh?

Hm, I wonder how you came up with that name?

pr0 · 01-11-2006, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by boner 2.0

what the fuck?

seriously, whats up with all you poo-a-phobes?

AaronM · 01-11-2006, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

What kind of inbred moron would do that anyways?

I'm with you on this one. I think we all need to band together and stick with the old "Upper Decker." It's tradition and all.

Jarmusch · 01-11-2006, 12:19 AM

I puked in one once, does that count?

adultchica · 01-11-2006, 12:24 AM

A bidet sounds like a very fine french cuisine

Mike Okitch · 01-11-2006, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by adultchica

A bidet sounds like a very fine french cuisine

Remind me to never have french food with you

je_rome · 01-11-2006, 02:11 AM

I haven't trried it and I don't think I would want to.

reynold · 01-11-2006, 03:47 AM

Hahahahaha, this thread cracks me up!

stickyfingerz · 01-11-2006, 11:42 AM

Think there is some confusion about Bidets on here. lol Japanese ones are full toliets with bidet built in.

Others are talking about a basic sink for your ass. Like this.

Japanese ones are built into the toliet seat lid, and the water is heated with several different jets you can use. They also have built in fans to remove odor etc.

So when you talk about taking a shit in a bidet, it would be very embarrasing to do it in the first example, the second example would be quite expected.

Violetta · 01-11-2006, 11:51 AM

lol... not done that yet!

jimthefiend · 01-11-2006, 11:53 AM

LMAO

Can't say that I have you fucking retard.

monro · 01-11-2006, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

How many people took a shit in a bidet in their lifetime?

You know maybe you were 12 & didn't know what was up....or maybe you're just from the south

You are sick.

adamneve · 01-11-2006, 11:59 AM

i have 2 at home

but i never use them LOL

MichaelP · 01-11-2006, 12:06 PM

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01-10-2006, 11:34 PM	#5
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Most of the Japanese toliets do. So yes Im there at least once a year. We actually talked about buying one for here at our house in the U.S. Alot cleaner than paper thats for sure. lol

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01-11-2006, 11:42 AM	#21
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Think there is some confusion about Bidets on here. lol Japanese ones are full toliets with bidet built in. Others are talking about a basic sink for your ass. Like this. Japanese ones are built into the toliet seat lid, and the water is heated with several different jets you can use. They also have built in fans to remove odor etc. So when you talk about taking a shit in a bidet, it would be very embarrasing to do it in the first example, the second example would be quite expected.

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