Ever take a shit in a bidet?
 

How many people took a shit in a bidet in their lifetime?

You know maybe you were 12 & didn't know what was up....or maybe you're just from the south :1orglaugh

UH....No.

WTF are you thinking about that for, man?

haha, funny.

Ugh ? Why would you do that ? lol

They have bidets in the US ? I thought this was mostly an european thing. My parents have one in the new house they bought

Most of the Japanese toliets do. So yes Im there at least once a year. We actually talked about buying one for here at our house in the U.S. Alot cleaner than paper thats for sure. lol

my question is do u towel off after using a bidet or what?

I never have, but I figured there were some idiots who have though. Definitely.

I saw someone do it in atlantic city, it was possibly THE funniest thing i had ever seen.

Does poop scare you or something? I think about dumps all the time. Maybe i'm a scat fan?

What kind of inbred moron would do that anyways?

Google image search and you might see some.. :1orglaugh

They usually blow dry your butt afterwards

what the fuck?

Stickyfingerz huh?

Hm, I wonder how you came up with that name?

seriously, whats up with all you poo-a-phobes?

I'm with you on this one. I think we all need to band together and stick with the old "Upper Decker." It's tradition and all. :1orglaugh

I puked in one once, does that count?

A bidet sounds like a very fine french cuisine

Remind me to never have french food with you :Oh crap

I haven't trried it and I don't think I would want to.

Hahahahaha, this thread cracks me up! :thumbsup

Think there is some confusion about Bidets on here. lol Japanese ones are full toliets with bidet built in.

Others are talking about a basic sink for your ass. Like this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_standard.jpg

Japanese ones are built into the toliet seat lid, and the water is heated with several different jets you can use. They also have built in fans to remove odor etc.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...oilet_seat.jpg

So when you talk about taking a shit in a bidet, it would be very embarrasing to do it in the first example, the second example would be quite expected. :winkwink:

lol... not done that yet!

LMAO

Can't say that I have you fucking retard.

:eek7

You are sick.

i have 2 at home :)
but i never use them LOL