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boner 2.0 · 01-10-2006, 10:48 PM

51........

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Spunky · 01-10-2006, 10:49 PM

I dated this cop once..didn't work out for very long..great in the sack but she hated the fact I smoked pot

Murderous · 01-10-2006, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I dated this cop once..didn't work out for very long..great in the sack but she hated the fact I smoked pot

I knew a guy banging the dispatch lady for the city police and the cool shit was that she would dispatch to us before the actual cops when shit was about to go down with anyone from our circle of "friends" haha. No shit.

Donny · 01-10-2006, 10:54 PM

The only possible thing to do is to confess to her all the things you've done that are the least bit against the law, then tell her to handcuff you and take you to jail. Tell her your bed will be the jail, and that her name will then become bubba. And she can treat you like bubba would treat you.

baddog · 01-10-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

And people have the nerve to say that you are not funny.

Donny · 01-10-2006, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

Best answer all night...

quiet · 01-10-2006, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

BrettJ · 01-10-2006, 10:56 PM

... call thespacebulldog over and shoot some video

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

Now THIS is the answer of a true, dedicated friend.

I love you, baddog. Know that.

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

... call thespacebulldog over and shoot some video

TSB's in Vegas and I haven't been able to reach him for months.

Spankys Teens · 01-10-2006, 11:43 PM

Sorry but you're a numbnut for being at the computer whilst you could be bangin her brains out.

Samuel_Lemke · 01-10-2006, 11:49 PM

And tell us here how she tastes like...lol...i love to fuck cops...women cops! hehehehe

Clicky_Bucks · 01-11-2006, 12:01 AM

[AaronM]HAY GUYS, I MET A GIRL AND DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY HER 1000 DOLLARS TO BE NAKED WITH ME!!![/AaronM]

fitzmulti · 01-11-2006, 12:10 AM

GO FUCK HER - not be here on Go Fuck Yourself...

Doctor Dre · 01-11-2006, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Spankys Teens

Sorry but you're a numbnut for being at the computer whilst you could be bangin her brains out.

kaktuz · 01-11-2006, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

exectly my thought

RayBonga · 01-11-2006, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Turns out she's a cop. Now, I'm not so sure if this is a good or a bad thing....BUT.....As it so happens, we also went to school together and have not seen each other in about 15 years.

So, as the night progressed we went to a club, had a few drinks, and now we are back at my place.

She's laying in my bed, butt ass nekkid, and swimming in a sea of about 200 sex toys covered in 3 bottles worth of I.D. Glide Millenium Lube.

She just asked me to run downstairs and grab a bottle of wine and some condoms.

NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????

Send me the address, I'll go there and fuck her for you.

No problem, glad I can help.

Seriously, so what if she's a cop, you're afraid she'll arrest you if she doesn't like it?

RayBonga · 01-11-2006, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny

The only possible thing to do is to confess to her all the things you've done that are the least bit against the law, then tell her to handcuff you and take you to jail. Tell her your bed will be the jail, and that her name will then become bubba. And she can treat you like bubba would treat you.

The sex toys will come in handy

HotChocolate · 01-11-2006, 01:32 AM

Have sex with her quick!!! A fat and ugly pig like you should take advantage of every chance he can get.

adultchica · 01-11-2006, 01:35 AM

Aaron M we aren't talking about your fleshlight with a doll policewoman suit on are we?

Doctor Dre · 01-11-2006, 01:37 AM

RAM · 01-11-2006, 01:40 AM

Post some pictures come on....even if there not X Rated

Jerms · 01-11-2006, 04:17 AM

So what did you end up doing and how did it work out aaron?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-11-2006, 06:38 AM

be impresed she asked for condoms and enjoy yourself

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01-10-2006, 10:54 PM	#54
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	The only possible thing to do is to confess to her all the things you've done that are the least bit against the law, then tell her to handcuff you and take you to jail. Tell her your bed will be the jail, and that her name will then become bubba. And she can treat you like bubba would treat you.

01-10-2006, 10:56 PM	#59
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01-11-2006, 06:38 AM	#75
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