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Old 01-11-2006, 01:29 AM  
RayBonga
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Originally Posted by AaronM
Turns out she's a cop. Now, I'm not so sure if this is a good or a bad thing....BUT.....As it so happens, we also went to school together and have not seen each other in about 15 years.

So, as the night progressed we went to a club, had a few drinks, and now we are back at my place.

She's laying in my bed, butt ass nekkid, and swimming in a sea of about 200 sex toys covered in 3 bottles worth of I.D. Glide Millenium Lube.

She just asked me to run downstairs and grab a bottle of wine and some condoms.

NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????
Send me the address, I'll go there and fuck her for you.

No problem, glad I can help.

Seriously, so what if she's a cop, you're afraid she'll arrest you if she doesn't like it?
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