Will someone from Epassporte just set me up with a god damn account! - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 01-10-2006, 03:01 PM

I've been trying to get an Epassporte account for like 2 months now. For some reason, every time I try to sihn up I can never make it through the processs -- so I called last week and talked to support...they said someone would call me back withing 48 hours...still nothing.

I'm one of the bigger webmasters here, I will run a lot of mney through that account, but I am done trying to sign up or call.

If you want my business...come to me.

[email protected] or call me 323-845-9350.

Trax · 01-10-2006, 03:04 PM

it took me two weeks to get my account
it was A BITCH
had to send in copies of all kinds of documents and shit
i can see where you're coming from here

SmokeyTheBear · 01-10-2006, 03:05 PM

a regular account or biz account ?

seeric · 01-10-2006, 03:06 PM

i know i can't believe that someone with a successful program is having such a hard time with them.

Lace · 01-10-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

a regular account or biz account ?

I would imagine a biz account.

Perfect gonzo setup an account for me within a few days.

BitAudioVideo · 01-10-2006, 03:07 PM

you have to sign over your left nut on a biz acct

SilentKnight · 01-10-2006, 03:08 PM

Hmm...we had no probs setting up an account ourselves just last week - went through same day.

We're just waitin' on the electron card to arrive. Not that we plan to use it much, though.

[edit] Ooops, should add that it was a personal acct, no biz.

loverboy · 01-10-2006, 03:11 PM

took us at least 2 months to get an account with them, goodluck mate

xxxjay · 01-10-2006, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

a regular account or biz account ?

I just want a regular account. My biz partner already told me it is like pulling teeth to get the OCCash Corprate account set up -- which we have finally done.

I wish paypal would get the stick out of their ass about adult. They are a much better company.

kristin · 01-10-2006, 03:18 PM

I had to talk to Shaliza directly to get mine set up...we had problems over and over.

But this is when they were still part of Epoch.

Oh, my bad Jay, didn't read the last post ... I thought you were doing a corporate account.

baddog · 01-10-2006, 03:23 PM

hmmm, I had no problem at all getting a personal account . . . where is Keyser?

baddog · 01-10-2006, 03:24 PM

I sent Keyser Soze a link to this thread

DamageX · 01-10-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I sent Keyser Soze a link to this thread

Keyser Soze, and Rand before him, is the only one who actually tries getting anything done around there. He also gets to take a lot of shit that he doesn't deserve. Unfortunately, someone has a big head over there and obviously less than enough business brains to make this operation a success on all accounts.

INever · 01-10-2006, 03:41 PM

Buy some traffic with CHOKER and he'll help set it up for you.

Fizzgig · 01-10-2006, 03:45 PM

I'm sorry to hear you're having problems. We've had nothing but good experiences with our personal epassporte account.

pornguy · 01-10-2006, 03:48 PM

We had no problem setting up either but that was about 8 months ago. Since then things seem to have slid down hill a bit. We dont even leave a balance in there, just in case.

xxxjay · 01-10-2006, 03:55 PM

Wow...this is amazing -- this just came in. There would be no need for bad threads if people would just respond my call or emails. I hate yo use GFY to get a response, but it seems to work.

I really hope this is just a fake email:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your business.

Hi Jay ,

This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board.

We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message.

Regards , David.

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

BrettJ · 01-10-2006, 03:58 PM

Quote:

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

Sounds about right. I gave up mid way through a couple different times (for the corporate account too.) I need to give it another try though.

Nicky · 01-10-2006, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Wow...this is amazing -- this just came in. There would be no need for bad threads if people would just respond my call or emails. I hate yo use GFY to get a response, but it seems to work.

I really hope this is just a fake email:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your business.

Hi Jay ,

This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board.

We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message.

Regards , David.

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

omg

Jake · 01-10-2006, 04:17 PM

We had a personal account and a business account set-up without any problems. The crew over at ePassporte has always treated us very well.

DamageX · 01-10-2006, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake

We had a personal account and a business account set-up without any problems. The crew over at ePassporte has always treated us very well.

Why do you think that is? You're fronting them, for fuck's sake, of course they'll bend over backwards for you!

chodadog · 01-10-2006, 04:24 PM

That is one seriously fucked up response from epasspote.

Manowar · 01-10-2006, 04:24 PM

Dammit, I want a personal account

V_RocKs · 01-10-2006, 04:39 PM

The easiest way to get an account is to have someone else set it up for you... As in another account holder.. Contact me on IC-Q 16112-4816

Jace · 01-10-2006, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Wow...this is amazing -- this just came in. There would be no need for bad threads if people would just respond my call or emails. I hate yo use GFY to get a response, but it seems to work.

I really hope this is just a fake email:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your business.

Hi Jay ,

This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board.

We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message.

Regards , David.

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

holy fucking shit man....no way

Manowar · 01-10-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Wow...this is amazing -- this just came in. There would be no need for bad threads if people would just respond my call or emails. I hate yo use GFY to get a response, but it seems to work.

I really hope this is just a fake email:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your business.

Hi Jay ,

This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board.

We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message.

Regards , David.

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

Woah

BlueQuartz · 01-10-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chodadog

That is one seriously fucked up response from epasspote.

are you kidding? that is a fantastic response. He rags the shit out of their company and then thinks he is going to get an account with them. Looks like his ego got in the way of reality - ooooooooops!!! Just goes to show no matter how 'big' little jay thinks he is there are plenty of peeps with more l00t - epassorte for example

BlueQuartz · 01-10-2006, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

CONFIRMED

Linguist · 01-10-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueQuartz

are you kidding? that is a fantastic response. He rags the shit out of their company and then thinks he is going to get an account with them. Looks like his ego got in the way of reality - ooooooooops!!! Just goes to show no matter how 'big' little jay thinks he is there are plenty of peeps with more l00t - epassorte for example

Would have been much easier to open an account for Jay and ask him to make another thread saying that everything is good. It's not Jay's fault that epassporte's support is sub-par.

Bottom line if you don't want to lose business: customer is always right, even if they are annoying.

Webby · 01-10-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I really hope this is just a fake email:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your business.

Hi Jay ,

This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board.

We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message.

Regards , David.

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

I'd hope it was a fake email Jay!

At least that would give some confidence in bothering to open an account.

I had the same problems for about two months and just can't be bothered opening an account now.

Tho.. in fairness to Epassporte, dunno who I spoke to, but they did at least try to resolve the problem at one point.

~Ray · 01-10-2006, 05:34 PM

I sale short epsport akount

Cory W · 01-10-2006, 05:40 PM

Jay,

That response just doesn't look real. I would email Chris to be honest. I have a tough time believing he would condone such a thing. I am betting that the email is fake.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-10-2006, 05:54 PM

spacash or gammacash can setup a personal account for you i think almost instantly.. unless they have changed something..

SmokeyTheBear · 01-10-2006, 05:55 PM

just request an instant payment , and they might be able to hook you up tonight..

Matt Collins · 01-10-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Jay,

That response just doesn't look real. I would email Chris to be honest. I have a tough time believing he would condone such a thing. I am betting that the email is fake.

I agree with Cory. I have known Chris and Shaliza for a long time and they are good people.

I find it hard to believe they would actually tell you to fuck off (they may WANT to say it-but in business we often have to bite our tongues!).

Matt

Validus · 01-10-2006, 06:05 PM

I signed up and got an account right away? and am happy with it. Support was decent, and got my problem solved. I just had a problem with the verification, and the currency. That?s about it.

Michael O · 01-10-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Wow...this is amazing -- this just came in. There would be no need for bad threads if people would just respond my call or emails. I hate yo use GFY to get a response, but it seems to work.

I really hope this is just a fake email:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your business.

Hi Jay ,

This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board.

We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message.

Regards , David.

>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

Hi Jay

I can tell you that is NOT from ePassporte.
First off all, there are 3 people from ePassporte reading the boards. Chris, Shaliza and I.
Second it does not look like it was sent from a ePassporte employee the setup is different.
Can you please forward the email incl. headers to me? I am sure we want to pursue this matter to find out who is behind this joke.

I will have someone contact you about getting an account, I apologize for the troubles you had getting an account.

Doctor Dre · 01-10-2006, 09:11 PM

We see like 3 threads a week ... and then they tell us everything will be OK lol

fris · 01-10-2006, 09:16 PM

ya would like to see the headers and ip

match them up from here

against a user

seeric · 01-10-2006, 09:21 PM

jay can you fix my password? i need to rough up the suspect.

p.s. i have some great pics from bellagio for you. i'll send ya the link to the unbranded images if you want the big files.

Chris · 01-10-2006, 09:24 PM

i can give you an account
email me [email protected]

your guys occash shoudl be able to set you up an account like any other account

The Heron · 01-10-2006, 09:29 PM

epass can blow me, if they can't make it easy to get an account why fucking bother?

RogerV · 01-10-2006, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Jay,

That response just doesn't look real. I would email Chris to be honest. I have a tough time believing he would condone such a thing. I am betting that the email is fake.

I would have to agree. Does not sounds like an Epass response and if it was I bet that guy will get his ass chewed out or fired for it. But I could be wrong.

I think they are just having an overwhelming amount of busienss right away and they just det up shop in Santa Monica so I bet they are working on getting things ion order

RogerV · 01-10-2006, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

epass can blow me, if they can't make it easy to get an account why fucking bother?

How long does it take to get an account at a bank?
Just the other day my accountant went to the bank to set me up a savings off my biz account and it took her a couple hours from the point of waiting and signing docs etc. that was my local bank.

Now imagine 100's of webmasters trying to get set up. It needs to be done right or you could half ass it and maybe loss money or something. We are used to things happening fast.

Shit just the past week I canceled a 5k order from dell and Alien ware because they did have it done on time. Canceled both orders and went to a local place that set up a super editing machine in 3 days I waited 1 month for Dell and Alien and there support couldn?t even tell me when they would arrive or what the delay was.

I can understand where they are coming from but I also understand everyone?s frustrations: 2 cents:

seeric · 01-10-2006, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

I would have to agree. Does not sounds like an Epass response and if it was I bet that guy will get his ass chewed out or fired for it. But I could be wrong.

I think they are just having an overwhelming amount of busienss right away and they just det up shop in Santa Monica so I bet they are working on getting things ion order

it was a fake bro. epass came on and sorted it for jay. fyi

01-10-2006, 03:01 PM	#1
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Will someone from Epassporte just set me up with a god damn account! I've been trying to get an Epassporte account for like 2 months now. For some reason, every time I try to sihn up I can never make it through the processs -- so I called last week and talked to support...they said someone would call me back withing 48 hours...still nothing. I'm one of the bigger webmasters here, I will run a lot of mney through that account, but I am done trying to sign up or call. If you want my business...come to me. [email protected] or call me 323-845-9350. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

01-10-2006, 03:05 PM	#3
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01-10-2006, 03:07 PM	#6
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01-10-2006, 03:18 PM	#10
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I had to talk to Shaliza directly to get mine set up...we had problems over and over. But this is when they were still part of Epoch. Oh, my bad Jay, didn't read the last post ... I thought you were doing a corporate account. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has." Last edited by kristin; 01-10-2006 at 03:19 PM..

01-10-2006, 03:41 PM	#14
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01-10-2006, 03:04 PM	#2
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	it took me two weeks to get my account it was A BITCH had to send in copies of all kinds of documents and shit i can see where you're coming from here

01-10-2006, 03:06 PM	#4
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i know i can't believe that someone with a successful program is having such a hard time with them.

01-10-2006, 03:08 PM	#7
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Hmm...we had no probs setting up an account ourselves just last week - went through same day. We're just waitin' on the electron card to arrive. Not that we plan to use it much, though. [edit] Ooops, should add that it was a personal acct, no biz.

01-10-2006, 03:11 PM	#8
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	took us at least 2 months to get an account with them, goodluck mate

01-10-2006, 03:23 PM	#11
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	hmmm, I had no problem at all getting a personal account . . . where is Keyser?

01-10-2006, 03:24 PM	#12
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I sent Keyser Soze a link to this thread

01-10-2006, 03:45 PM	#15
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	I'm sorry to hear you're having problems. We've had nothing but good experiences with our personal epassporte account. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

01-10-2006, 03:48 PM	#16
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	We had no problem setting up either but that was about 8 months ago. Since then things seem to have slid down hill a bit. We dont even leave a balance in there, just in case. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

01-10-2006, 03:55 PM	#17
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Wow...this is amazing -- this just came in. There would be no need for bad threads if people would just respond my call or emails. I hate yo use GFY to get a response, but it seems to work. I really hope this is just a fake email: -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Your business. Hi Jay , This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board. We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message. Regards , David. >>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off? __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

01-10-2006, 04:17 PM	#20
Jake Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CO, US Posts: 3,056	We had a personal account and a business account set-up without any problems. The crew over at ePassporte has always treated us very well. __________________

01-10-2006, 04:24 PM	#22
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	That is one seriously fucked up response from epasspote. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

01-10-2006, 04:24 PM	#23
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Dammit, I want a personal account

01-10-2006, 04:39 PM	#24
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01-10-2006, 05:34 PM	#31
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01-10-2006, 05:40 PM	#32
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01-10-2006, 05:54 PM	#33
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	spacash or gammacash can setup a personal account for you i think almost instantly.. unless they have changed something.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

01-10-2006, 05:55 PM	#34
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	just request an instant payment , and they might be able to hook you up tonight.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

01-10-2006, 06:05 PM	#36
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	I signed up and got an account right away? and am happy with it. Support was decent, and got my problem solved. I just had a problem with the verification, and the currency. That?s about it.

01-10-2006, 09:16 PM	#39
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01-10-2006, 09:21 PM	#40
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	jay can you fix my password? i need to rough up the suspect. p.s. i have some great pics from bellagio for you. i'll send ya the link to the unbranded images if you want the big files.

01-10-2006, 09:24 PM	#41
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	i can give you an account email me [email protected] your guys occash shoudl be able to set you up an account like any other account __________________ [email protected]

01-10-2006, 09:29 PM	#42
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