Will someone from Epassporte just set me up with a god damn account!
 

I've been trying to get an Epassporte account for like 2 months now. For some reason, every time I try to sihn up I can never make it through the processs -- so I called last week and talked to support...they said someone would call me back withing 48 hours...still nothing.

I'm one of the bigger webmasters here, I will run a lot of mney through that account, but I am done trying to sign up or call.

If you want my business...come to me.

[email protected] or call me 323-845-9350.

it took me two weeks to get my account
it was A BITCH
had to send in copies of all kinds of documents and shit
i can see where you're coming from here

a regular account or biz account ?

i know i can't believe that someone with a successful program is having such a hard time with them.

I would imagine a biz account.

Perfect gonzo setup an account for me within a few days.

you have to sign over your left nut on a biz acct

Hmm...we had no probs setting up an account ourselves just last week - went through same day.

We're just waitin' on the electron card to arrive. Not that we plan to use it much, though.

[edit] Ooops, should add that it was a personal acct, no biz.

took us at least 2 months to get an account with them, goodluck mate

:smokin

I just want a regular account. My biz partner already told me it is like pulling teeth to get the OCCash Corprate account set up -- which we have finally done.

I wish paypal would get the stick out of their ass about adult. They are a much better company.

I had to talk to Shaliza directly to get mine set up...we had problems over and over.

But this is when they were still part of Epoch.

Oh, my bad Jay, didn't read the last post ... I thought you were doing a corporate account.

hmmm, I had no problem at all getting a personal account . . . where is Keyser?

I sent Keyser Soze a link to this thread

Keyser Soze, and Rand before him, is the only one who actually tries getting anything done around there. He also gets to take a lot of shit that he doesn't deserve. Unfortunately, someone has a big head over there and obviously less than enough business brains to make this operation a success on all accounts.

Buy some traffic with CHOKER and he'll help set it up for you.

I'm sorry to hear you're having problems. We've had nothing but good experiences with our personal epassporte account.

We had no problem setting up either but that was about 8 months ago. Since then things seem to have slid down hill a bit. We dont even leave a balance in there, just in case.

Wow...this is amazing -- this just came in. There would be no need for bad threads if people would just respond my call or emails. I hate yo use GFY to get a response, but it seems to work.

I really hope this is just a fake email:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:31 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your business.


Hi Jay ,



This is David from Epassporte. I am just writing to you about the bad thread you made about us on GFY webmaster board.

We are not interested in your business I hope you understand the message.



Regards , David.


>>> Can anyone confirm? Did Epassporte just tell me to fuck off?

Sounds about right. I gave up mid way through a couple different times (for the corporate account too.) I need to give it another try though.

omg :eek7

We had a personal account and a business account set-up without any problems. The crew over at ePassporte has always treated us very well.

http://www.naughtyallie.com/guestare...epassporte.jpg

Why do you think that is? You're fronting them, for fuck's sake, of course they'll bend over backwards for you!

That is one seriously fucked up response from epasspote.

Dammit, I want a personal account

The easiest way to get an account is to have someone else set it up for you... As in another account holder.. Contact me on IC-Q 16112-4816

holy fucking shit man....no way

Woah :warning

are you kidding? that is a fantastic response. He rags the shit out of their company and then thinks he is going to get an account with them. Looks like his ego got in the way of reality - ooooooooops!!! Just goes to show no matter how 'big' little jay thinks he is there are plenty of peeps with more l00t - epassorte for example

CONFIRMED

Would have been much easier to open an account for Jay and ask him to make another thread saying that everything is good. It's not Jay's fault that epassporte's support is sub-par.

Bottom line if you don't want to lose business: customer is always right, even if they are annoying. :2 cents:

I'd hope it was a fake email Jay! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

At least that would give some confidence in bothering to open an account.

I had the same problems for about two months and just can't be bothered opening an account now.

Tho.. in fairness to Epassporte, dunno who I spoke to, but they did at least try to resolve the problem at one point.

I sale short epsport akount

Jay,

That response just doesn't look real. I would email Chris to be honest. I have a tough time believing he would condone such a thing. I am betting that the email is fake.

spacash or gammacash can setup a personal account for you i think almost instantly.. unless they have changed something..

just request an instant payment , and they might be able to hook you up tonight..

I agree with Cory. I have known Chris and Shaliza for a long time and they are good people.

I find it hard to believe they would actually tell you to fuck off (they may WANT to say it-but in business we often have to bite our tongues!).

Matt

I signed up and got an account right away? and am happy with it. Support was decent, and got my problem solved. I just had a problem with the verification, and the currency. That?s about it.

Hi Jay

I can tell you that is NOT from ePassporte.
First off all, there are 3 people from ePassporte reading the boards. Chris, Shaliza and I.
Second it does not look like it was sent from a ePassporte employee the setup is different.
Can you please forward the email incl. headers to me? I am sure we want to pursue this matter to find out who is behind this joke.

I will have someone contact you about getting an account, I apologize for the troubles you had getting an account.

We see like 3 threads a week ... and then they tell us everything will be OK lol

ya would like to see the headers and ip :) match them up from here :) against a user

jay can you fix my password? i need to rough up the suspect.

p.s. i have some great pics from bellagio for you. i'll send ya the link to the unbranded images if you want the big files.

i can give you an account
email me [email protected]

your guys occash shoudl be able to set you up an account like any other account

epass can blow me, if they can't make it easy to get an account why fucking bother?

I would have to agree. Does not sounds like an Epass response and if it was I bet that guy will get his ass chewed out or fired for it. But I could be wrong.

I think they are just having an overwhelming amount of busienss right away and they just det up shop in Santa Monica so I bet they are working on getting things ion order :2 cents:

How long does it take to get an account at a bank?
Just the other day my accountant went to the bank to set me up a savings off my biz account and it took her a couple hours from the point of waiting and signing docs etc. that was my local bank.

Now imagine 100's of webmasters trying to get set up. It needs to be done right or you could half ass it and maybe loss money or something. We are used to things happening fast.

Shit just the past week I canceled a 5k order from dell and Alien ware because they did have it done on time. Canceled both orders and went to a local place that set up a super editing machine in 3 days I waited 1 month for Dell and Alien and there support couldn?t even tell me when they would arrive or what the delay was.

I can understand where they are coming from but I also understand everyone?s frustrations: 2 cents:

it was a fake bro. epass came on and sorted it for jay. fyi