20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick - GoFuckYourself.com

Bluewire Ross · 01-09-2006, 06:59 PM

Here are some of the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work.

I was sprayed by a skunk.
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn't find my shoes.
I hurt myself bowling.
I was spit on by a venomous snake.
I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
A hitman was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
I eloped.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died

HDADULT · 01-09-2006, 07:01 PM

I cant lie I would get fired lol

Spunky · 01-09-2006, 07:01 PM

I actually used this one "My cat unplugged my alarm clock"

sonofsam · 01-09-2006, 07:06 PM

i might be getting charged for jacking off a llama at the petting zoo. i was at the lawyers office all day

if you decide to use this one, please epass me 5 dollars

Bluewire Ross · 01-09-2006, 07:38 PM

lame excuse that would catch up on us soon...

Theo · 01-09-2006, 07:40 PM

that's nothing do a search for:

Content AND provider AND drama

you'll get shitload of creative ones

JoeMeca · 01-09-2006, 07:40 PM

I was spit on by a venomous snake.

erehwon · 01-09-2006, 07:41 PM

The voices in my head told me to clean my gun collection...

PeekHoles · 01-09-2006, 07:47 PM

Or you have kidney stones ..

Grapesoda · 01-09-2006, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HDADULT

I cant lie I would get fired lol

my all time fav, heard this once at work on a movie: I have a personal hygiene emergency

who is gonna ask about that

Deputy Chief Command · 01-09-2006, 08:20 PM

classics

"I forgot to come to work after lunch" ? I forgot ? wtf , pls , try and make SOMETHING UP

like this one ;

"My monkey died" ? ? good one ! Monkeys die all the time , it could happen to YOU !

Slick · 01-09-2006, 08:22 PM

It's funny because I have a friend that has to put up with a co-worker that calls in saying her dog won't let her out of the house, ha ha ha.

Doctor Dre · 01-09-2006, 08:29 PM

What's up with the colors ? none of thoses excuses are good

G-Rotica · 01-09-2006, 08:31 PM

I read a multi colored post on GFY and suffered temporary blindness.

tristan_D · 01-10-2006, 02:17 AM

"my eyes are swelling from reading a thread on GFY"

01-09-2006, 06:59 PM	#1
Bluewire Ross Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,169	20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick Here are some of the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work. I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn't find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit on by a venomous snake. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. A hitman was looking for me. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. I eloped. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. I forgot what day of the week it was. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. A tree fell on my car. My monkey died __________________ Cam2CamLive! Feature Rich Flash-Based Cam Site Script MAINSTREAM WEB DESIGN CUSTOM ILLUSTRATIONS [email protected] ICQ:259-582-973YahooIM: ross_collado1975 Last edited by Bluewire Ross; 01-09-2006 at 07:01 PM..

01-09-2006, 07:01 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	I actually used this one "My cat unplugged my alarm clock" __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

01-09-2006, 07:06 PM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i might be getting charged for jacking off a llama at the petting zoo. i was at the lawyers office all day if you decide to use this one, please epass me 5 dollars __________________ I like turtles.

01-09-2006, 07:38 PM	#5
Bluewire Ross Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,169	lame excuse that would catch up on us soon... __________________ Cam2CamLive! Feature Rich Flash-Based Cam Site Script MAINSTREAM WEB DESIGN CUSTOM ILLUSTRATIONS [email protected] ICQ:259-582-973YahooIM: ross_collado1975

01-09-2006, 07:41 PM	#8
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	The voices in my head told me to clean my gun collection... __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

01-09-2006, 07:01 PM	#2
HDADULT Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,152	I cant lie I would get fired lol

01-09-2006, 07:40 PM	#6
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	that's nothing do a search for: Content AND provider AND drama you'll get shitload of creative ones

01-09-2006, 07:40 PM	#7
JoeMeca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404 Posts: 2,266	I was spit on by a venomous snake.

01-09-2006, 07:47 PM	#9
PeekHoles Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,151	Or you have kidney stones ..

01-09-2006, 08:20 PM	#11
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	classics "I forgot to come to work after lunch" ? I forgot ? wtf , pls , try and make SOMETHING UP like this one ; "My monkey died" ? ? good one ! Monkeys die all the time , it could happen to YOU ! __________________

01-09-2006, 08:22 PM	#12
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	It's funny because I have a friend that has to put up with a co-worker that calls in saying her dog won't let her out of the house, ha ha ha.

01-09-2006, 08:31 PM	#14
G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	I read a multi colored post on GFY and suffered temporary blindness. __________________

01-10-2006, 02:17 AM	#15
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	"my eyes are swelling from reading a thread on GFY" __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.