20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick
 

Here are some of the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work.

I was sprayed by a skunk.
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn't find my shoes.
I hurt myself bowling.
I was spit on by a venomous snake.
I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
A hitman was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
I eloped.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died

I cant lie I would get fired lol

I actually used this one "My cat unplugged my alarm clock"

i might be getting charged for jacking off a llama at the petting zoo. i was at the lawyers office all day












if you decide to use this one, please epass me 5 dollars

lame excuse that would catch up on us soon...

that's nothing do a search for:

Content AND provider AND drama

you'll get shitload of creative ones

I was spit on by a venomous snake.

The voices in my head told me to clean my gun collection...

Or you have kidney stones ..

my all time fav, heard this once at work on a movie: I have a personal hygiene emergency


who is gonna ask about that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

classics

"I forgot to come to work after lunch" ? I forgot ? wtf , pls , try and make SOMETHING UP

like this one ;

"My monkey died" ? ? good one ! Monkeys die all the time , it could happen to YOU !

It's funny because I have a friend that has to put up with a co-worker that calls in saying her dog won't let her out of the house, ha ha ha.

What's up with the colors ? none of thoses excuses are good

I read a multi colored post on GFY and suffered temporary blindness.

"my eyes are swelling from reading a thread on GFY"