A lady married a fucking dolphin today - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 01-03-2006, 06:18 PM

"JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin."

Read the rest right here - http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10694972/?GT1=7538.

Harmon · 01-03-2006, 06:19 PM

Must be the "bottle nose" she likes... FLIPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Shoehorn! · 01-03-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Must be the "bottle nose" she likes...

Bluewire Ross · 01-03-2006, 06:29 PM

Just as i thought i had enough about a lady who left fortune to her DOGS. Here comes a lady in love with a DOLPHIN.

Running out of GOOD GUYS,eh?

RRRED · 01-03-2006, 06:30 PM

I've married worse...

Shoehorn! · 01-03-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

I've married worse...

You should marry me. Or just practice fornication with me.

PixeLs · 01-03-2006, 10:01 PM

Either aiming for five minute fame or attention from guys..

WME · 01-03-2006, 10:24 PM

I just wonder what would be the honeymoon then..

sonofsam · 01-03-2006, 10:25 PM

WTF!?

I want to marry a dolphin!!!!!!!!!!

Bluewire Ross · 01-03-2006, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs

Either aiming for five minute fame or attention from guys..

I agree

je_rome · 01-04-2006, 03:05 AM

definitely not bestiality coz there's LOVE involved.

8 Characters · 01-04-2006, 03:07 AM

Humans are so retarded.

ilbb · 01-04-2006, 03:09 AM

new niche??

baddog · 01-04-2006, 03:12 AM

I heard it on the news a couple days ago, so don't think it was today unless they have ESP.

theloader · 01-04-2006, 03:29 AM

lol nice story

GatorB · 01-04-2006, 03:31 AM

This is all the gays fault.

LittleSassy · 01-04-2006, 04:17 AM

thta's so weird

Antonio · 01-04-2006, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I heard it on the news a couple days ago, so don't think it was today unless they have ESP.

yeah, watched it on the news couple of days ago too

ServerGenius · 01-04-2006, 04:29 AM

There used to be this website about humans having sex with dolphins.

I'm too embarrased to ask google

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-04-2006, 04:31 AM

She apparently has a flipper fetish, because when asked about previous relationships with sea mammals, she admitted her marriage was no mistake and that she did it on porpoise.

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john77 · 01-04-2006, 04:32 AM

lol....
you poor

adonthenet · 01-04-2006, 04:34 AM

now thats wierd

broke · 01-04-2006, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

She apparently has a flipper fetish, because when asked about previous relationships with sea mammals, she admitted her marriage was no mistake and that she did it on porpoise.

Boo. Jeer. Boo. Hiss.

Adultnet · 01-04-2006, 04:37 AM

this is so fucking strange.. ;)

More Booze · 01-04-2006, 04:37 AM

how do they know the dolphin said "yes"? heh

broke · 01-04-2006, 04:46 AM

Is this really fucking news??? Arghhhhhhhhhhh -- I refuse to make fun of the retarded....

Quote:

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."

Clearly a woman playing with a full deck.

reed_4 · 01-04-2006, 05:27 AM

another crazy news!

uno · 01-04-2006, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

WTF!?

I want to marry a dolphin!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to make out with a dolphin when I was in Cancun in Sept. Once they got really close I saw all the pieces of chewed up fish and smelled the breath. No thankyou.

Chio The Pirate · 01-04-2006, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I wanted to make out with a dolphin when I was in Cancun in Sept. Once they got really close I saw all the pieces of chewed up fish and smelled the breath. No thankyou.

Pornopat · 01-04-2006, 08:06 AM

How did they know if the dolphin said "I do" ?

Pornopat · 01-04-2006, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by More Booze

how do they know the dolphin said "yes"? heh

Hmmmm I have to read a thread before I reply...

Cyndalie · 01-04-2006, 08:19 AM

First of all, Cindy is a boy?
I guess a gay dolphin-human wedding would just be too much
LMAO

Violetta · 01-04-2006, 09:09 AM

that's sick! lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-04-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I wanted to make out with a dolphin when I was in Cancun in Sept. Once they got really close I saw all the pieces of chewed up fish and smelled the breath. No thankyou.

You could probably get used to it, and then there is always...

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Th!nk · 01-04-2006, 09:28 AM

people may call it sick and crazy but what can we do...the lady fell inlove...sadly, in an animal!

SquireMD · 01-09-2006, 10:42 AM

just got back in town and saw this thread...this picture, while not a dolphin, seems appropriate:

jacked · 01-09-2006, 10:50 AM

what the fuck is wrong with people...

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