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Shoehorn!

01-03-2006 06:18 PM

A lady married a fucking dolphin today

"JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin."

Read the rest right here - http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10694972/?GT1=7538.

Harmon

01-03-2006 06:19 PM

Must be the "bottle nose" she likes... FLIPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/flipper.jpg

Shoehorn!

01-03-2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Must be the "bottle nose" she likes...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bluewire Ross

01-03-2006 06:29 PM

Just as i thought i had enough about a lady who left fortune to her DOGS. Here comes a lady in love with a DOLPHIN.

Running out of GOOD GUYS,eh?

RRRED

01-03-2006 06:30 PM

I've married worse...

Shoehorn!

01-03-2006 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I've married worse...

You should marry me. Or just practice fornication with me. :Graucho

PixeLs

01-03-2006 10:01 PM

Either aiming for five minute fame or attention from guys..

WME	01-03-2006 10:24 PM

I just wonder what would be the honeymoon then..

sonofsam

01-03-2006 10:25 PM

WTF!?

I want to marry a dolphin!!!!!!!!!!

Bluewire Ross

01-03-2006 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs

Either aiming for five minute fame or attention from guys..

I agree :1orglaugh

je_rome

01-04-2006 03:05 AM

definitely not bestiality coz there's LOVE involved.

8 Characters

01-04-2006 03:07 AM

Humans are so retarded.

ilbb	01-04-2006 03:09 AM

new niche?? :)

baddog

01-04-2006 03:12 AM

I heard it on the news a couple days ago, so don't think it was today unless they have ESP.

theloader

01-04-2006 03:29 AM

lol nice story

GatorB

01-04-2006 03:31 AM

This is all the gays fault.

LittleSassy

01-04-2006 04:17 AM

:eek7 thta's so weird

Antonio

01-04-2006 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I heard it on the news a couple days ago, so don't think it was today unless they have ESP.

yeah, watched it on the news couple of days ago too

ServerGenius

01-04-2006 04:29 AM

There used to be this website about humans having sex with dolphins.

I'm too embarrased to ask google :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

01-04-2006 04:31 AM

She apparently has a flipper fetish, because when asked about previous relationships with sea mammals, she admitted her marriage was no mistake and that she did it on porpoise.

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john77

01-04-2006 04:32 AM

lol....
you poor

adonthenet

01-04-2006 04:34 AM

now thats wierd

broke

01-04-2006 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

She apparently has a flipper fetish, because when asked about previous relationships with sea mammals, she admitted her marriage was no mistake and that she did it on porpoise.

Boo. Jeer. Boo. Hiss.

:)

Adultnet

01-04-2006 04:37 AM

this is so fucking strange.. ;)

More Booze

01-04-2006 04:37 AM

how do they know the dolphin said "yes"? heh

broke

01-04-2006 04:46 AM

Is this really fucking news??? Arghhhhhhhhhhh -- I refuse to make fun of the retarded....

Quote:

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."

Clearly a woman playing with a full deck.

reed_4

01-04-2006 05:27 AM

another crazy news!

uno	01-04-2006 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

WTF!?

I want to marry a dolphin!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to make out with a dolphin when I was in Cancun in Sept. Once they got really close I saw all the pieces of chewed up fish and smelled the breath. No thankyou.

Chio The Pirate

01-04-2006 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I wanted to make out with a dolphin when I was in Cancun in Sept. Once they got really close I saw all the pieces of chewed up fish and smelled the breath. No thankyou.

:1orglaugh

Pornopat

01-04-2006 08:06 AM

How did they know if the dolphin said "I do" ?

Pornopat

01-04-2006 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by More Booze

how do they know the dolphin said "yes"? heh

Hmmmm I have to read a thread before I reply...
:winkwink:

Cyndalie

01-04-2006 08:19 AM

First of all, Cindy is a boy?
I guess a gay dolphin-human wedding would just be too much
LMAO

Violetta

01-04-2006 09:09 AM

that's sick! lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

01-04-2006 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I wanted to make out with a dolphin when I was in Cancun in Sept. Once they got really close I saw all the pieces of chewed up fish and smelled the breath. No thankyou.

You could probably get used to it, and then there is always...

http://www.arcatapet.com/fullsize/8684.jpg

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Th!nk

01-04-2006 09:28 AM

people may call it sick and crazy but what can we do...the lady fell inlove...sadly, in an animal! :(

SquireMD

01-09-2006 10:42 AM

just got back in town and saw this thread...this picture, while not a dolphin, seems appropriate:
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2...handjob8sc.jpg

jacked

01-09-2006 10:50 AM

what the fuck is wrong with people...

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