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01-06-2006, 06:28 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Blonde Humour
Blonde Caller:
"Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about". Blonde Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
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01-06-2006, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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>A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her
>mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she >exclaimed, I don't have any money, "But I'd do ANYTHING to get a >message to my mother". >The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). >"Anything?" he asked. >"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. >"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next >room. >The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. >Come in and close the door the man said. She did. >He then said; Now get on your knees. >She did. >Now take down my zipper. >She did. >Now go ahead, take it out....he said. >She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. >The man closed his eyes and whispered, >Well then............ go ahead. >The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it >close to her lips, tentatively said.......... > > >HELLO MUM ........................CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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01-06-2006, 06:31 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Oh, and of course...
How do you sink a Submarine full of Blondes?? Knock on the Door! 
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01-06-2006, 08:27 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
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lmao....
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01-06-2006, 08:29 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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 @ Hello Mum
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01-06-2006, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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i'm amaze with the numbers of blonde jokes online!
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01-06-2006, 10:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Teh Interweb
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Why did the blond stop taking the pill?
It kept falling out. |
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01-06-2006, 10:30 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404
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rofl hello mom haha funny shit
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01-06-2006, 11:19 PM
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Affiliate
Join Date: Jul 2004
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hahahahaha....
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