Blonde Humour
 

Blonde Caller:
"Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator:
"I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Blonde Caller:
"On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

>A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her
>mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
>exclaimed, I don't have any money, "But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
>message to my mother".
>The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
>"Anything?" he asked.
>"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
>"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next
>room.
>The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
>Come in and close the door the man said. She did.
>He then said; Now get on your knees.
>She did.
>Now take down my zipper.
>She did.
>Now go ahead, take it out....he said.
>She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
>The man closed his eyes and whispered,
>Well then............ go ahead.
>The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
>close to her lips, tentatively said..........
>
>
>HELLO MUM ........................CAN YOU HEAR ME??

Oh, and of course...


How do you sink a Submarine full of Blondes??


Knock on the Door! :winkwink:

lmao....

:1orglaugh @ Hello Mum

i'm amaze with the numbers of blonde jokes online!

Why did the blond stop taking the pill?








It kept falling out.



:winkwink:

rofl hello mom haha funny shit

hahahahaha.... :thumbsup