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  • Paul Waters
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4402
    #1

    Blonde Humour

    Blonde Caller:
    "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

    Operator:
    "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".

    Blonde Caller:
    "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
    Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"


    Paul
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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792
      #2
      >A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her
      >mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
      >exclaimed, I don't have any money, "But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
      >message to my mother".
      >The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
      >"Anything?" he asked.
      >"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
      >"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next
      >room.
      >The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
      >Come in and close the door the man said. She did.
      >He then said; Now get on your knees.
      >She did.
      >Now take down my zipper.
      >She did.
      >Now go ahead, take it out....he said.
      >She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
      >The man closed his eyes and whispered,
      >Well then............ go ahead.
      >The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
      >close to her lips, tentatively said..........
      >
      >
      >HELLO MUM ........................CAN YOU HEAR ME??


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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67792
          #3
          Oh, and of course...


          How do you sink a Submarine full of Blondes??


          Knock on the Door!


          I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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            • sniperwolf
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2005
              • 17743
              #4
              lmao....
              ~Accepting design works~

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978
                  #5
                  @ Hello Mum

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                    • Bluewire Ross
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2169
                      #6
                      i'm amaze with the numbers of blonde jokes online!

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                        • darnit
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 2439
                          #7
                          Why did the blond stop taking the pill?








                          It kept falling out.



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                            • JoeMeca
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 2266
                              #8
                              rofl hello mom haha funny shit

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                                • Violetta
                                  Affiliate
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 28735
                                  #9
                                  hahahahaha....
                                  M&A Queen

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