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Paraskass · 01-06-2006, 10:35 PM

Quintin failed. The movie blows donkey turds.

There is no suspense, there are no moments we're your heart will pound.
It has some good goary special effects, but it blows.

The only positive aspect about the movie are all the beautiful naked girls and their "oh so gorgeous" breasts....

seriously, this movie is worth seeing if you're into tits.

sickkittens · 01-06-2006, 10:36 PM

Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.

Paraskass · 01-06-2006, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.

this movie should not even be in the horror category.

it's full of goar and blood, but it is not scary at all.
It's not any scarier than Kill Bill.

pornguy · 01-06-2006, 10:46 PM

I like tits, but I hat the director.

Shagpipe · 01-06-2006, 11:07 PM

That sucks man, I had high hopes that this would be decent.

Big_Papi · 01-06-2006, 11:21 PM

It was written and directed by the same guy that wrote and directed Cabin Fever, what'd you expect? Quentin producing it can only do so much.

Dre

Sparks · 01-07-2006, 12:46 AM

I saw it tonight and actually thought it was really good. I can't think of any other movie to compare it to.

I would suggest people go see it!!!

eroswebmaster · 01-07-2006, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Papi

It was written and directed by the same guy that wrote and directed Cabin Fever, what'd you expect? Quentin producing it can only do so much.

Dre

Yeah Cabin Fever sucked much ass.

websiex · 01-07-2006, 12:50 AM

It isn't that scary, but it is good nonetheless. I personally recommend it.

LittleSassy · 01-07-2006, 04:50 AM

its gory...like saw and texas chainsaw...but like thye said, its predicatble

fris · 01-07-2006, 04:51 AM

never listen to gfy reviews. go watch movies on your own terms.

flashfire · 01-07-2006, 04:52 AM

horror movies suck these days

Mr. Marks · 01-07-2006, 04:54 AM

It sucked ass..... Emo fags will love it though

xclusive · 01-07-2006, 05:00 AM

Damn i'll wait for the dvd

RayBonga · 01-07-2006, 06:13 AM

I'm still looking foward to see it.

This kind of movies rarely reach consensus from viewers.

dissipate · 01-07-2006, 06:16 AM

Talked to my brother last night, he said it was one of the most horrible movies he's ever seen.

Jayvis · 01-07-2006, 07:14 AM

It was uhh different. It was hyped so much though, people were bound to be let down. It's worth $7 bucks though.

Paraskass · 01-07-2006, 07:58 AM

only people who haven't visited ogre.com or rotten.com will be offended.

it's nothing.

PornAddict · 01-07-2006, 08:37 AM

The first half was a tit fest, the second half was just straight gore. I wouldn't go as far as saying it sucked donkey turds, but it wasn't anything to really praise either.

There were some incredibly sweet chicks in it though.

- PornAddict

pornpf69 · 01-07-2006, 08:41 AM

thx for all the info about it ;)

Paraskass · 01-08-2006, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornAddict

The first half was a tit fest, the second half was just straight gore. I wouldn't go as far as saying it sucked donkey turds, but it wasn't anything to really praise either.

There were some incredibly sweet chicks in it though.

- PornAddict

oh yeah, the chicks we're amazing. Those girls would make good $ in porn with solo sites. AMAZING euro titties.

Shoehorn! · 01-08-2006, 01:28 AM

I saw it the other night too and thought it was total shit.

JoeMeca · 01-08-2006, 05:45 AM

ill still see it u could be wrong lol

MHowe · 01-08-2006, 05:50 AM

Well as a few people I know said the first half was eurotrip. Then the 2nd half was like all blood but not realy well done. I've always been a fan of Lions Gate but this is one of there worst movies I've seen. Just my

But it's like going to watch a porn movie. LOL

Keev · 01-08-2006, 06:20 AM

From what I hear, He didn't direct the movie... Another guy directed it and he just bought the rights to it and took it to market.

bjjb · 01-08-2006, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

seriously, this movie is worth seeing if you're into tits.

Is there really any other reason to go to a movie??

Vitasoy · 01-08-2006, 06:33 AM

Hmm... so far I'm getting mixed reviews.

Pryda · 01-08-2006, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.

I have two words for you : 'The Descent'. Damn, that movie was scary !

Abithefiend · 01-08-2006, 07:01 AM

I'm lookin forward to seeing it. But the worst horror movie I ever saw was one of the Japanese 'Guinea Pig' banned movies which freaked me out for a couple of weeks. I've yet to see one worse than that.

PixeLs · 01-08-2006, 08:24 PM

I'd watch it this weekend..

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