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Paraskass 01-06-2006 10:35 PM

I saw hostel
 
Quintin failed. The movie blows donkey turds.

There is no suspense, there are no moments we're your heart will pound.
It has some good goary special effects, but it blows.

The only positive aspect about the movie are all the beautiful naked girls and their "oh so gorgeous" breasts....

seriously, this movie is worth seeing if you're into tits.

sickkittens 01-06-2006 10:36 PM

Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.

Paraskass 01-06-2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.

this movie should not even be in the horror category.

it's full of goar and blood, but it is not scary at all.
It's not any scarier than Kill Bill.

pornguy 01-06-2006 10:46 PM

I like tits, but I hat the director.

Shagpipe 01-06-2006 11:07 PM

That sucks man, I had high hopes that this would be decent.

Big_Papi 01-06-2006 11:21 PM

It was written and directed by the same guy that wrote and directed Cabin Fever, what'd you expect? Quentin producing it can only do so much.

Dre

Sparks 01-07-2006 12:46 AM

I saw it tonight and actually thought it was really good. I can't think of any other movie to compare it to.

I would suggest people go see it!!!

eroswebmaster 01-07-2006 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Papi
It was written and directed by the same guy that wrote and directed Cabin Fever, what'd you expect? Quentin producing it can only do so much.

Dre

Yeah Cabin Fever sucked much ass.

websiex 01-07-2006 12:50 AM

It isn't that scary, but it is good nonetheless. I personally recommend it.

LittleSassy 01-07-2006 04:50 AM

its gory...like saw and texas chainsaw...but like thye said, its predicatble

fris 01-07-2006 04:51 AM

never listen to gfy reviews. go watch movies on your own terms.

flashfire 01-07-2006 04:52 AM

horror movies suck these days

Mr. Marks 01-07-2006 04:54 AM

It sucked ass..... Emo fags will love it though

xclusive 01-07-2006 05:00 AM

Damn i'll wait for the dvd

RayBonga 01-07-2006 06:13 AM

I'm still looking foward to see it.

This kind of movies rarely reach consensus from viewers.

dissipate 01-07-2006 06:16 AM

Talked to my brother last night, he said it was one of the most horrible movies he's ever seen.

Jayvis 01-07-2006 07:14 AM

It was uhh different. It was hyped so much though, people were bound to be let down. It's worth $7 bucks though.

Paraskass 01-07-2006 07:58 AM

only people who haven't visited ogre.com or rotten.com will be offended.

it's nothing.

PornAddict 01-07-2006 08:37 AM

The first half was a tit fest, the second half was just straight gore. I wouldn't go as far as saying it sucked donkey turds, but it wasn't anything to really praise either.

There were some incredibly sweet chicks in it though.

- PornAddict

pornpf69 01-07-2006 08:41 AM

thx for all the info about it ;)

Paraskass 01-08-2006 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornAddict
The first half was a tit fest, the second half was just straight gore. I wouldn't go as far as saying it sucked donkey turds, but it wasn't anything to really praise either.

There were some incredibly sweet chicks in it though.

- PornAddict


oh yeah, the chicks we're amazing. Those girls would make good $ in porn with solo sites. AMAZING euro titties.

Shoehorn! 01-08-2006 01:28 AM

I saw it the other night too and thought it was total shit. :2 cents:

JoeMeca 01-08-2006 05:45 AM

ill still see it u could be wrong lol

MHowe 01-08-2006 05:50 AM

Well as a few people I know said the first half was eurotrip. Then the 2nd half was like all blood but not realy well done. I've always been a fan of Lions Gate but this is one of there worst movies I've seen. Just my :2 cents: But it's like going to watch a porn movie. LOL

Keev 01-08-2006 06:20 AM

From what I hear, He didn't direct the movie... Another guy directed it and he just bought the rights to it and took it to market.

bjjb 01-08-2006 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
seriously, this movie is worth seeing if you're into tits.

Is there really any other reason to go to a movie?? :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 01-08-2006 06:33 AM

Hmm... so far I'm getting mixed reviews.

Pryda 01-08-2006 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.

I have two words for you : 'The Descent'. Damn, that movie was scary !

Abithefiend 01-08-2006 07:01 AM

I'm lookin forward to seeing it. But the worst horror movie I ever saw was one of the Japanese 'Guinea Pig' banned movies which freaked me out for a couple of weeks. I've yet to see one worse than that.

PixeLs 01-08-2006 08:24 PM

I'd watch it this weekend.. :thumbsup


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