How to turn $200k into 10k - GoFuckYourself.com

hyper · 04-07-2002, 02:42 AM

I'm Listening
or
i'll be property of the internal revenue service

bullshit taxes from 5years ago
75% of it is in penalties and interest

I never asked for help but i am now
oh it sucks to be meeeeeeeee

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-07-2002, 02:43 AM

go buy some coke and start workin the corners hard.

hyper · 04-07-2002, 02:44 AM

let me add legally
can't do the time
can't do the crime

Lexxx · 04-07-2002, 02:46 AM

pennystocks... but kinda risky.
easy to turn $200k into a couple of millions but $200 will get you nowhere near $10K.

anybody has any ideas...?

Bobo · 04-07-2002, 02:47 AM

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Make me a 90% shareholder in Mafiabucks and I'll give you some vewy gooooood advice. I'm just that nice

Bobo · 04-07-2002, 02:48 AM

Seriuosly though, I can't really think of anything. Shit sorry.

FlyingIguana · 04-07-2002, 03:30 AM

buy some penny stocks and cross your fingers

FlyingIguana · 04-07-2002, 03:32 AM

blah someone already mentioned penny stocks

Mr.Fiction · 04-07-2002, 03:33 AM

Buy a gun.

The rest you should be able to figure out.

meRx · 04-07-2002, 03:43 AM

Declaire Bankruptcy

MetaformX · 04-07-2002, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meRx
Declaire Bankruptcy

unfortunatly, bankruptcy doesnt get you out of goverment loans, criminal or goverment fines, student loans, or unpaid/overdue taxes. you still have to pay those even if you file for bankruptcy, even if it is a chapter 7 bankruptcy

Muff · 04-07-2002, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
I'm Listening
or
i'll be property of the internal revenue service

bullshit taxes from 5years ago
75% of it is in penalties and interest

I never asked for help but i am now
oh it sucks to be meeeeeeeee

How long do you have?

Jakke PNG · 04-07-2002, 03:51 AM

Two words:
lottery.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-07-2002, 04:00 AM

uhm...

two words?

I'm counting one

Jakke PNG · 04-07-2002, 04:11 AM

I'm an idiot, so what?

Aussie Rebel · 04-07-2002, 04:23 AM

Cool I've got a new cell mate

MetaformX · 04-07-2002, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'm an idiot, so what?

that excuse never works for me. why should it work for you?

buster · 04-07-2002, 04:49 AM

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good luck dude and dont sweet it if ya really in bad shape hit me up i might be able to help. i have a phone number for a lawyer that will cut a deal with the irs and you would probably only have to pay a few hundred bucks!

Pathfinder · 04-07-2002, 05:00 AM

Buster has it right about seeing a tax lawyer. You can try to get a reduction and/or a payment plan. The IRS will usually work with you.

Jakke PNG · 04-07-2002, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

that excuse never works for me. why should it work for you?

Has worked sofar.

Scootermuze · 04-07-2002, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pathfinder
Buster has it right about seeing a tax lawyer. You can try to get a reduction and/or a payment plan. The IRS will usually work with you.

You won't need to pay a lawyer..

Offers in Compromise can be submitted by the taxpayer..

Or.. just hold out for 5 more years and the statue of limitations on the debt will run out and they will send you a letter saying that your tax debt has been satisfied..

hyper · 04-07-2002, 07:03 AM

buster, i dont have alot of traffic. if i did i wouldnt be worried

scootermuze, im checking that out could be my solution.

thanks!

Uncle Vinny · 04-07-2002, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
buster, i dont have alot of traffic. if i did i wouldnt be worried

it's not to hard to get traffic bro...start submitting...
I feel your tax woes dude, I been there.

buster · 04-07-2002, 07:40 AM

hey hyper just poking fun at ya , dude dont sweet it 10gs aint shit you can make it in a month or 2 if you wanna pay it off in full. just stay focused and you can make it quick with a 200$ investment it just a matter of working hard. fuck i aint sleep in 28 hours cuase im running with an idea.

hyper · 04-07-2002, 07:45 AM

yeah i gotta go full effect with submitting galleries.

i'm checking out hosting now

hyper · 04-07-2002, 07:47 AM

buster don't sweat it
no offense boo

im good with ideas
im just lazy as fuck implementing them

Za Ha · 04-07-2002, 07:50 AM

buster · 04-07-2002, 07:55 AM

ahh come on man when it comes to money you cant be lazy gotta reach out and grab it. fuck dude if you new how i started making money with my porn site you would luagh your fucking ass off. the little stupid ideas are usually the ones that work.

timethief · 04-07-2002, 07:57 AM

im sure you have less than 200$ by now.

hyper · 04-07-2002, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by timethief
im sure you have less than 200$ by now.

naw. i always get a little bit of xtra cash. so its still at $200

i figure hosting and content will eat that up tho

i busted my knuckles to save $300 replacing the struts in my car yesterday though

sasush · 04-07-2002, 09:29 AM

hyper,

Topbucks is really convert good ?

What site are you advertising ?

If i signup under you u will probably earn few hundreds of dollars.

hyper · 04-07-2002, 09:52 AM

yeah sasush but you need to go with the different looking sites.

when you get your links choose site #5 compared to site #1

http://www.iteens.com/?revid=XXXX&s=1

better converting for me is

http://www.iteens.com/?revid=XXXX&s=5

i think it's because more and more paysites look alike

hyper · 04-07-2002, 10:01 PM

first step taken cost $40

phatservers hooked me up
and their icq support is awesome thanks Moose and Matt for answering my questions.

i'll keep y'all updated

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 04-08-2002, 01:14 AM

In TORONTO it's very easy to do ...

What you'll need:
100 SONY CAMCORDER boxes - $50.00 (SONY CANADA back door - ask for Mario)
50 clay bricks - $73.50 (Brampton Brick)
50 Toronto Suns - $25.00 (any red paper box)
Roll of clear plastic ShrinkWrap - $22.95 (Staples Business Depot)

1. Assemble boxes.
2. Cut the newspapers into 1" strips without taking the pages apart (this eliminates papery noise, while adding some weight.)
3. Line bottom of each box with strips of newspaper until about three inches deep.
4. Split all the bricks in half, and insert ½ a brick into each box of paper.
5. Pack the boxes with remaining strips of newspaper, until the brick becomes stationary within.
6. Close boxes and wrap complete surface area with 2 very neat layers of ShrinkWrap, making sure that all the ends of the wrap are at the bottom of the box.
7. Apply a hair dryer to the ShrinkWrap long enough for it to take the shape of the box.

The next step is very important ...

Call up your friend, and borrow his SONY CAMCORDER, so that you can have a "demo" to show prospective customers, so they will not ask to open one on the spot ...

Sell each "HOT camera" for $100 (100 x $100 = 10K)

Equally important is to keep on the move ... do not stand in one spot very long, because by the time your customers get home and open their gift wrapped ½ of a brick, they will come back looking for your ass !!!

And MOST IMPORTANT : Do not try the same scam on the same person more than once (unless you can run like FOREST FUCKING GUMP !!!)

Yes ... I actually bought myself a SONY CVX 4500S brick about 4 years ago ... and about 9-10 months ago, the SAME asshole, wearing the same full lenght felt coat, in the same neighborhood, tried to sell me another one !!!

Unfortunately ... The fucking bastard had seen Forest Gump

pornJester · 04-08-2002, 04:18 AM

hitchhike to Las Vegas and on the way teach yourself to count cards...

beemk · 04-08-2002, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
go buy some coke and start workin the corners hard.

or some knee pads

Alky · 04-08-2002, 03:04 PM

stall until next presidenti elections and hope to win

they dont have to pay taxes.

FATPad · 04-08-2002, 03:08 PM

Turn $200,000 into $10,000?

Invest in Penthouse.

bauhaus · 04-08-2002, 03:25 PM

I have a friend who got paid cash for several years and he never claimed.......he ended up owing about 180k in back taxes....he hired a lawyer and accountant paid them both 15grand and in the end owed 8500bucks.....do the math it worked out...

yes, yes he still had to have $38500

jimmyf · 04-08-2002, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze

You won't need to pay a lawyer..

Offers in Compromise can be submitted by the taxpayer..

Or.. just hold out for 5 more years and the statue of limitations on the debt will run out and they will send you a letter saying that your tax debt has been satisfied..

There is NO statue of limitations of Taxes.

Pathfinder · 04-08-2002, 03:39 PM

JimmyF:

A friend of mine ( a retired Army Captain) was forgiven fifty thousand plus that he owed the IRS, because the IRS failed to take it to court for collection within X number of years, so there is apparently a statue of limitation. I don't remember the number of years invovled with my friend but 10 years comes to mind.

buster · 04-08-2002, 03:48 PM

you are required to keep taxs records for 7 years then you can burn them.

RK · 04-08-2002, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
How to turn $200k into 10k

You can give me $190k.

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	How to turn $200 into 10k I'm Listening or i'll be property of the internal revenue service bullshit taxes from 5years ago 75% of it is in penalties and interest I never asked for help but i am now oh it sucks to be meeeeeeeee __________________

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Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	pennystocks... but kinda risky. easy to turn $200k into a couple of millions but $200 will get you nowhere near $10K. anybody has any ideas...?

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Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Seriuosly though, I can't really think of anything. Shit sorry.

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Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	Buy a gun. The rest you should be able to figure out.

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Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	Buster has it right about seeing a tax lawyer. You can try to get a reduction and/or a payment plan. The IRS will usually work with you.

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	buster, i dont have alot of traffic. if i did i wouldnt be worried scootermuze, im checking that out could be my solution. thanks! __________________

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buster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 459	hey hyper just poking fun at ya , dude dont sweet it 10gs aint shit you can make it in a month or 2 if you wanna pay it off in full. just stay focused and you can make it quick with a 200$ investment it just a matter of working hard. fuck i aint sleep in 28 hours cuase im running with an idea. __________________ CUSTOM SETUP FOR EACH WEBMASTER !! JUST ASK ICQ 133566063 FREE CONTENT

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	yeah i gotta go full effect with submitting galleries. i'm checking out hosting now __________________

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	buster don't sweat it no offense boo im good with ideas im just lazy as fuck implementing them __________________

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buster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 459	ahh come on man when it comes to money you cant be lazy gotta reach out and grab it. fuck dude if you new how i started making money with my porn site you would luagh your fucking ass off. the little stupid ideas are usually the ones that work. __________________ CUSTOM SETUP FOR EACH WEBMASTER !! JUST ASK ICQ 133566063 FREE CONTENT

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sasush So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,026	hyper, Topbucks is really convert good ? What site are you advertising ? If i signup under you u will probably earn few hundreds of dollars.

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	yeah sasush but you need to go with the different looking sites. when you get your links choose site #5 compared to site #1 http://www.iteens.com/?revid=XXXX&s=1 better converting for me is http://www.iteens.com/?revid=XXXX&s=5 i think it's because more and more paysites look alike __________________

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	first step taken cost $40 phatservers hooked me up and their icq support is awesome thanks Moose and Matt for answering my questions. i'll keep y'all updated __________________

04-08-2002, 01:14 AM	#34
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	In TORONTO it's very easy to do ... What you'll need: 100 SONY CAMCORDER boxes - $50.00 (SONY CANADA back door - ask for Mario) 50 clay bricks - $73.50 (Brampton Brick) 50 Toronto Suns - $25.00 (any red paper box) Roll of clear plastic ShrinkWrap - $22.95 (Staples Business Depot) 1. Assemble boxes. 2. Cut the newspapers into 1" strips without taking the pages apart (this eliminates papery noise, while adding some weight.) 3. Line bottom of each box with strips of newspaper until about three inches deep. 4. Split all the bricks in half, and insert ½ a brick into each box of paper. 5. Pack the boxes with remaining strips of newspaper, until the brick becomes stationary within. 6. Close boxes and wrap complete surface area with 2 very neat layers of ShrinkWrap, making sure that all the ends of the wrap are at the bottom of the box. 7. Apply a hair dryer to the ShrinkWrap long enough for it to take the shape of the box. The next step is very important ... Call up your friend, and borrow his SONY CAMCORDER, so that you can have a "demo" to show prospective customers, so they will not ask to open one on the spot ... Sell each "HOT camera" for $100 (100 x $100 = 10K) Equally important is to keep on the move ... do not stand in one spot very long, because by the time your customers get home and open their gift wrapped ½ of a brick, they will come back looking for your ass !!! And MOST IMPORTANT : Do not try the same scam on the same person more than once (unless you can run like FOREST FUCKING GUMP !!!) Yes ... I actually bought myself a SONY CVX 4500S brick about 4 years ago ... and about 9-10 months ago, the SAME asshole, wearing the same full lenght felt coat, in the same neighborhood, tried to sell me another one !!! Unfortunately ... The fucking bastard had seen Forest Gump __________________ Last edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=-; 04-08-2002 at 01:17 AM..

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Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	JimmyF: A friend of mine ( a retired Army Captain) was forgiven fifty thousand plus that he owed the IRS, because the IRS failed to take it to court for collection within X number of years, so there is apparently a statue of limitation. I don't remember the number of years invovled with my friend but 10 years comes to mind.

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