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TheGarbbageManPorn · 01-04-2006, 12:33 PM

News Edition: 01/04/2006

BALTIMORE-- A gunman burst into Maryland church service Sunday night and robbed several worshipers.
Police said the man wearing dark clothing and a ski mask was waving a handgun when he barged into the Mt. Zion United Methodist Church in the Baltimore suburb of Bel Air. About 50 gay people were attending the service.

The gay pastor said the robber ordered several lesbians and their lovers to go up the aisles getting purses and wallets. He gathered them in a bag before leaving.

Several worshipers called police on their cell phones after the robber fled. There were no injuries.

mardigras · 01-04-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGarbbageManPorn

The gay pastor said the robber ordered several lesbians and their lovers to go up the aisles getting purses and wallets.

WTF crazy news source put it like that? lol

mardigras · 01-04-2006, 12:48 PM

BTW, I wasn't lol'ing at the event, but the way it was reported...

GlydeGirl · 01-04-2006, 12:50 PM

Nothing surprises me anymore! LOL

EdgeXXX · 01-04-2006, 01:05 PM

Was it Maurice Clarett?

pr0 · 01-04-2006, 03:07 PM

It was me, i actually ordered the dykes to make out....but they instead offered to help me get all the loot.

sfera · 01-04-2006, 03:08 PM

lol "gay church" hahah funny

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2006, 03:21 PM

I Invented Gay Church.

je_rome · 01-04-2006, 04:32 PM

is this still a case of robbery or discrimation against homosexuals?

Fred Quimby · 01-04-2006, 04:34 PM

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Several worshipers called police on their cell phones after the robber fled. There were no injuries

Were those the gay or non gay worshipers tnat called police??

Violetta · 01-04-2006, 05:35 PM

wtf? we live in a crazy world!!

wiggitywack · 01-04-2006, 06:29 PM

that church is like 5 miles from me on northern baltimore county / southern harford county line in Maryland

they didnt mention it was a gay church on the local news though, that might be BS. I saw the pastor on the news and he wasnt an obvious flamer......... Got a url to back the "gay church" part up?

Doctor Dre · 01-04-2006, 06:33 PM

I wonder if the dude know who he was robbing lol

sumphatpimp · 01-04-2006, 06:43 PM

I knew their was something funny about that bunch

Bluewire Ross · 01-04-2006, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

It was me, i actually ordered the dykes to make out....but they instead offered to help me get all the loot.

you love taking the responsibility....

PixeLs · 01-04-2006, 07:19 PM

I thought it's the safest sanctuary we have..

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