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TheGarbbageManPorn 01-04-2006 12:33 PM

Gunman Bursts Into Gay Church, Robs Worshipers
 
News Edition: 01/04/2006

BALTIMORE-- A gunman burst into Maryland church service Sunday night and robbed several worshipers.
Police said the man wearing dark clothing and a ski mask was waving a handgun when he barged into the Mt. Zion United Methodist Church in the Baltimore suburb of Bel Air. About 50 gay people were attending the service.

The gay pastor said the robber ordered several lesbians and their lovers to go up the aisles getting purses and wallets. He gathered them in a bag before leaving.

Several worshipers called police on their cell phones after the robber fled. There were no injuries. :disgust

mardigras 01-04-2006 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGarbbageManPorn
The gay pastor said the robber ordered several lesbians and their lovers to go up the aisles getting purses and wallets.

WTF crazy news source put it like that? lol

mardigras 01-04-2006 12:48 PM

BTW, I wasn't lol'ing at the event, but the way it was reported...

GlydeGirl 01-04-2006 12:50 PM

Nothing surprises me anymore! LOL

EdgeXXX 01-04-2006 01:05 PM

Was it Maurice Clarett?

pr0 01-04-2006 03:07 PM

It was me, i actually ordered the dykes to make out....but they instead offered to help me get all the loot.

sfera 01-04-2006 03:08 PM

lol "gay church" hahah funny

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-04-2006 03:21 PM

I Invented Gay Church.

je_rome 01-04-2006 04:32 PM

is this still a case of robbery or discrimation against homosexuals?

Fred Quimby 01-04-2006 04:34 PM

Quote:

Several worshipers called police on their cell phones after the robber fled. There were no injuries
Were those the gay or non gay worshipers tnat called police??

Violetta 01-04-2006 05:35 PM

wtf? we live in a crazy world!!

wiggitywack 01-04-2006 06:29 PM

that church is like 5 miles from me on northern baltimore county / southern harford county line in Maryland

they didnt mention it was a gay church on the local news though, that might be BS. I saw the pastor on the news and he wasnt an obvious flamer......... Got a url to back the "gay church" part up?

Doctor Dre 01-04-2006 06:33 PM

I wonder if the dude know who he was robbing lol

sumphatpimp 01-04-2006 06:43 PM

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth...ast-supper.jpg
I knew their was something funny about that bunch

Bluewire Ross 01-04-2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
It was me, i actually ordered the dykes to make out....but they instead offered to help me get all the loot.

you love taking the responsibility....

PixeLs 01-04-2006 07:19 PM

I thought it's the safest sanctuary we have.. :(


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