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Pipecrew · 04-06-2002, 08:22 PM

Is it true, they cant take there bottoms off or something? dont know where I heard that.... our canadian strippers dominate.... our quebec stripclubs are even better

Lev · 04-06-2002, 08:23 PM

Yeah Montreal strippers rule

applejacks · 04-06-2002, 08:25 PM

Yhea... I used to go to this place in Yonkers in New York.
They used to only show tits.

But there is other places that show it all!!

omega · 04-06-2002, 08:36 PM

also the lap dances here are contact

Gemini · 04-06-2002, 08:36 PM

They can go bottomless here but no alcohol is served in those places.

Takes the fun right out of it. And you'd better NOT touch them either!!

Pipecrew · 04-06-2002, 08:38 PM

Brutal....... We got this club in Gatineau (quebec) its called Pig Ales.... oh my god... I have never seen hotter girls and i deal with porn all day.... jesus! and its 10 dollars touch

applejacks · 04-06-2002, 08:40 PM

In NYC is everything is corrupted if you have cash.

I remember when i was 17 I was getting into strip clubs.

I used to take my fathers Yukon Denali, they though my I was a rich little fuck, pay the bouncer 100.00 and have fun. Even drink.

That was very dumb but hey, When you young you want to do it all.

Bobo · 04-06-2002, 08:40 PM

Gemini, are you bi-sexual by any chance? You go girl.

04-06-2002, 08:40 PM

They outlawed the lap dances in my part of the country, but at least they still take it all off. At $5 a drink, they better take their dam panties off!

Gemini · 04-06-2002, 08:44 PM

Who told ya BoBo?!?! ;-)

Our ATF goes to the strip clubs here and they will close a place down if they find touchy feeley or other things going on.

Bobo · 04-06-2002, 08:44 PM

They should outlaw it here too. I hate it when the chick has cum all over her ass from the previous customer. Yuck.

Bobo · 04-06-2002, 08:45 PM

I hear ya Gemini

applejacks · 04-06-2002, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Who told ya BoBo?!?! ;-)

Our ATF goes to the strip clubs here and they will close a place down if they find touchy feeley or other things going on.

I Dominican Republic(where my parents are from), you can go into clubs at any age. You can do any in just about anything.

Pipecrew · 04-06-2002, 08:47 PM

I've heard in vegas you can pay for like handjobs and helmet and stuff (kman was telling me, thats how he gets some nowadays)

think you can do that stuff here too

we got 100's of massage parlours here in ontario.... cause they are legal and the cops cant do much.... you go and get a "naked massage" and a whole lot more apparently... hence the names they get... Rub and Tug

shann · 04-06-2002, 09:11 PM

Hey if you go to the right (or wrong!) strip club in Toronto you can get just about anything too! yuch! I always have that in the back of my mind when I'm in vip rooms sitting on couches! yuch!

I heard in New Orleans, the dancers have to be something like 5 inches off the ground, so they dance on stools .....

In Vegas, I know they take it all off but in clubs with NO alcohol! Oh and they try and get you to buy them drinks anyway! A $5 pop! How messed is that!

UnseenWorld · 04-06-2002, 09:32 PM

In Oregon, the girls take their bottoms off and stick their business ends right up to within sniffing distance. No touching is allowed, although an exception seems to be made for hair, since it isn't a living, sensate part of the body. In lap dancing, as I understand it, contact is legal as long as one party is clothed.

SleazyDream · 04-06-2002, 09:47 PM

THE sexiest accent a woman can have is a french one - and being a stripper doing a lap dance for you doesn't hurt. I cann't wait till the confrence in montreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cherrylula · 04-06-2002, 09:56 PM

The laws in the US for strip clubs vary from state to state. Some states like Louisiana do not allow the girls to remove their thongs, and we all know what the clubs in nola are like. I believe they do not allow lap dances, but instead the girls have to stand on a stool and give table dances.
In California only the topless bars serve liquor, and there are full nude clubs but they don't serve liquor....although some clubs of that sort have a bar conveniently located next door. And also in Cali the topless club girls are ok'd to grind during a lap dance.
I've heard that in places like Florida they allow full nude AND lap dances..... or something sleazy like that. Not sure what the laws are in Vegas.

Its all pussy and booze regardless.

Pipecrew · 04-06-2002, 09:57 PM

come to quebec and taint your virgin minds..... you will be blown away by the legal stuff up here

GotGauge · 04-06-2002, 10:54 PM

More sex on TV, less in a private Club........

Doesn't make sense to me............

But what member of congress or any political position is going to say hey I go to those clubs...

They are closing down more strip clubs every day, for bullshit reasons. They say it promotes violence and the "bad" crowd.

Not sure what other strip clubs are like around the world, but I have seen more shit go down at a regular dance club then at a strip club.

Some of the Dance clubs in town show more than the strip clubs in the city limits...

The 2 things I do know,

1. at a regular dance club I will spend less money see about the same amount of skin, an have a good chance of getting sex, with a small amount of money.

2. at a Strip club I will see tons of Girls that "want" me (and boneprone) Buy them crazy priced drinks, spend way to much money, go home Horny and look at porn...

LOL

Pornwolf · 04-06-2002, 10:54 PM

Most Strip clubs in the US have the no 'Nude-No Alcohol' policy so the majotity of the clubs here are just topless. Some clubs are raunchy though and are almost like speak easy's dingy and anything goes but definitely under the radar.

NY strip clubs suck both topless and bottomless! Most of the best clubs in the states seem to be in the south half of the country and from Florida to California. The sun and warmth must do a body good!

Steve · 04-06-2002, 11:05 PM

I remember Donald Trump saying to Howard Stern how foreign accents seem sexy at first, but get on your nerves as time goes on. I find them fucking annoying right off the bat.

Strip clubs suck ass. Private clubs were always much more fun.

UnseenWorld · 04-07-2002, 12:47 AM

In Oregon, you can see everything a dancer has to show, close up, AND you can do it with a drink in your hand. Another reason this is the greatest state in the Union.

playa · 04-07-2002, 07:59 AM

it varies from city to city there is no standard law,,,,

from my experience,,,

dallas texas area,,, girls can't show pussy, but have contact lap dances but very pricey $25

Atlanta georgia,,, girls get butt ass naked, spread their pussy and put strange objects up their cunt, but no touching allowed

but dances are usually $5-10

New orleans,, my favorite

them girls can't show pussy but they do everything else,, my favorite part is when they grab your dick and put it in place so they can stroke your dick with their pussy

really cheap to $10-15

Martin · 04-07-2002, 12:06 PM

Man have any of you seen the girls at the Brass Rail these days? Holy shit

Pipecrew · 04-07-2002, 12:09 PM

when i was 17, our highschool did like a fieldtrip to toronto... they let us dick around for 3 hours downtown toronto.. a buddy and I went and bought the worst looking fake id's ever on younge street and ended up going to the brass rail later that day.... when i was insiide I got so fucking hammered and it was so dark, thta I walked into a chick (Waitress girl) carrying all her drinks and change (you know how thy keep it in a cup) it all went flying, drinks breaking and change and bills all over the place.... needless to say, I didnt last too long inside

SleazyDream · 04-07-2002, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
I remember Donald Trump saying to Howard Stern how foreign accents seem sexy at first, but get on your nerves as time goes on. I find them fucking annoying right off the bat.

Strip clubs suck ass. Private clubs were always much more fun.

the trick is NOT to marry a women with an accent - just hump em and dump em. keeps the accent sexy

E-van · 04-07-2002, 12:19 PM

Guess I'm lucky, first time I was to a strip joint I was 15, no one bitched, no cash for the bouncer either...

Here in Mexico it is full nude, lap dances are cool (around $5 usd, depending on where you're going) and touching is fine, fuck, I've been to places where the crowd cheers as nuts for the lap dances... and yeah, some places have girls that are ugly as fuck, but you can get real hotties if you know where to look for them.

the only expensive stuff is buying the girls drinks, after that, anything goes...

beemk · 04-07-2002, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
1. at a regular dance club I will spend less money see about the same amount of skin, an have a good chance of getting sex, with a small amount of money.

i agree with that. i dont even like going to strip clubs. its just a bunch of girls that want to talk to you because you have money. at the dance club you can grind on a girl for free and you dont have to pay like you would for a lap dance. and the fact that the girl actually likes you. and like you mentioned, you can actually get sex from this girl and it wont be prostitution.

SleazyDream · 04-07-2002, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by beemk

i agree with that. i dont even like going to strip clubs. its just a bunch of girls that want to talk to you because you have money. at the dance club you can grind on a girl for free and you dont have to pay like you would for a lap dance. and the fact that the girl actually likes you. and like you mentioned, you can actually get sex from this girl and it wont be prostitution.

you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay a hooker to LEAVE. Think about it.

04-06-2002, 08:22 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Strippers in The States? Is it true, they cant take there bottoms off or something? dont know where I heard that.... our canadian strippers dominate.... our quebec stripclubs are even better

04-06-2002, 08:25 PM	#3
applejacks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: GPWC Posts: 750	Yhea... I used to go to this place in Yonkers in New York. They used to only show tits. But there is other places that show it all!! __________________ <A href="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/adult/"><img src="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/banners2/graphics/se-120x60-001.gif" border="0"></a>

04-06-2002, 08:40 PM	#7
applejacks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: GPWC Posts: 750	In NYC is everything is corrupted if you have cash. I remember when i was 17 I was getting into strip clubs. I used to take my fathers Yukon Denali, they though my I was a rich little fuck, pay the bouncer 100.00 and have fun. Even drink. That was very dumb but hey, When you young you want to do it all. __________________ <A href="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/adult/"><img src="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/banners2/graphics/se-120x60-001.gif" border="0"></a>

04-06-2002, 09:11 PM	#15
shann Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto bishes Posts: 896	Hey if you go to the right (or wrong!) strip club in Toronto you can get just about anything too! yuch! I always have that in the back of my mind when I'm in vip rooms sitting on couches! yuch! I heard in New Orleans, the dancers have to be something like 5 inches off the ground, so they dance on stools ..... In Vegas, I know they take it all off but in clubs with NO alcohol! Oh and they try and get you to buy them drinks anyway! A $5 pop! How messed is that! __________________ Don't you know who I think I am? Buy my shirts or i'll punch you in the nutz, TWICE! www.dirtybishes.com

04-06-2002, 09:32 PM	#16
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	In Oregon, the girls take their bottoms off and stick their business ends right up to within sniffing distance. No touching is allowed, although an exception seems to be made for hair, since it isn't a living, sensate part of the body. In lap dancing, as I understand it, contact is legal as long as one party is clothed. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-06-2002, 08:23 PM	#2
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	Yeah Montreal strippers rule

04-06-2002, 08:36 PM	#4
omega Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 207	also the lap dances here are contact

04-06-2002, 08:36 PM	#5
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	They can go bottomless here but no alcohol is served in those places. Takes the fun right out of it. And you'd better NOT touch them either!!

04-06-2002, 08:38 PM	#6
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Brutal....... We got this club in Gatineau (quebec) its called Pig Ales.... oh my god... I have never seen hotter girls and i deal with porn all day.... jesus! and its 10 dollars touch

04-06-2002, 08:40 PM	#8
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Gemini, are you bi-sexual by any chance? You go girl.

04-06-2002, 08:40 PM	#9
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	They outlawed the lap dances in my part of the country, but at least they still take it all off. At $5 a drink, they better take their dam panties off!

04-06-2002, 08:44 PM	#10
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Who told ya BoBo?!?! ;-) Our ATF goes to the strip clubs here and they will close a place down if they find touchy feeley or other things going on.

04-06-2002, 08:45 PM	#12
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	I hear ya Gemini

04-06-2002, 08:47 PM	#14
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I've heard in vegas you can pay for like handjobs and helmet and stuff (kman was telling me, thats how he gets some nowadays) think you can do that stuff here too we got 100's of massage parlours here in ontario.... cause they are legal and the cops cant do much.... you go and get a "naked massage" and a whole lot more apparently... hence the names they get... Rub and Tug

04-06-2002, 09:47 PM	#17
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	THE sexiest accent a woman can have is a french one - and being a stripper doing a lap dance for you doesn't hurt. I cann't wait till the confrence in montreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

04-06-2002, 09:56 PM	#18
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	The laws in the US for strip clubs vary from state to state. Some states like Louisiana do not allow the girls to remove their thongs, and we all know what the clubs in nola are like. I believe they do not allow lap dances, but instead the girls have to stand on a stool and give table dances. In California only the topless bars serve liquor, and there are full nude clubs but they don't serve liquor....although some clubs of that sort have a bar conveniently located next door. And also in Cali the topless club girls are ok'd to grind during a lap dance. I've heard that in places like Florida they allow full nude AND lap dances..... or something sleazy like that. Not sure what the laws are in Vegas. Its all pussy and booze regardless.

04-06-2002, 09:57 PM	#19
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	come to quebec and taint your virgin minds..... you will be blown away by the legal stuff up here

04-06-2002, 10:54 PM	#20
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	More sex on TV, less in a private Club........ Doesn't make sense to me............ But what member of congress or any political position is going to say hey I go to those clubs... They are closing down more strip clubs every day, for bullshit reasons. They say it promotes violence and the "bad" crowd. Not sure what other strip clubs are like around the world, but I have seen more shit go down at a regular dance club then at a strip club. Some of the Dance clubs in town show more than the strip clubs in the city limits... The 2 things I do know, 1. at a regular dance club I will spend less money see about the same amount of skin, an have a good chance of getting sex, with a small amount of money. 2. at a Strip club I will see tons of Girls that "want" me (and boneprone) Buy them crazy priced drinks, spend way to much money, go home Horny and look at porn... LOL __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

04-06-2002, 10:54 PM	#21
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Most Strip clubs in the US have the no 'Nude-No Alcohol' policy so the majotity of the clubs here are just topless. Some clubs are raunchy though and are almost like speak easy's dingy and anything goes but definitely under the radar. NY strip clubs suck both topless and bottomless! Most of the best clubs in the states seem to be in the south half of the country and from Florida to California. The sun and warmth must do a body good!

04-06-2002, 11:05 PM	#22
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I remember Donald Trump saying to Howard Stern how foreign accents seem sexy at first, but get on your nerves as time goes on. I find them fucking annoying right off the bat. Strip clubs suck ass. Private clubs were always much more fun.

04-07-2002, 12:47 AM	#23
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	In Oregon, you can see everything a dancer has to show, close up, AND you can do it with a drink in your hand. Another reason this is the greatest state in the Union. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-07-2002, 07:59 AM	#24
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	it varies from city to city there is no standard law,,,, from my experience,,, dallas texas area,,, girls can't show pussy, but have contact lap dances but very pricey $25 Atlanta georgia,,, girls get butt ass naked, spread their pussy and put strange objects up their cunt, but no touching allowed but dances are usually $5-10 New orleans,, my favorite them girls can't show pussy but they do everything else,, my favorite part is when they grab your dick and put it in place so they can stroke your dick with their pussy really cheap to $10-15

04-07-2002, 12:06 PM	#25
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Man have any of you seen the girls at the Brass Rail these days? Holy shit

04-07-2002, 12:09 PM	#26
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	when i was 17, our highschool did like a fieldtrip to toronto... they let us dick around for 3 hours downtown toronto.. a buddy and I went and bought the worst looking fake id's ever on younge street and ended up going to the brass rail later that day.... when i was insiide I got so fucking hammered and it was so dark, thta I walked into a chick (Waitress girl) carrying all her drinks and change (you know how thy keep it in a cup) it all went flying, drinks breaking and change and bills all over the place.... needless to say, I didnt last too long inside

04-07-2002, 12:19 PM	#28
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	Guess I'm lucky, first time I was to a strip joint I was 15, no one bitched, no cash for the bouncer either... Here in Mexico it is full nude, lap dances are cool (around $5 usd, depending on where you're going) and touching is fine, fuck, I've been to places where the crowd cheers as nuts for the lap dances... and yeah, some places have girls that are ugly as fuck, but you can get real hotties if you know where to look for them. the only expensive stuff is buying the girls drinks, after that, anything goes... __________________ Virtual accounts 39 cents per gig! Dedicated Servers starting at 31 cents per gig