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2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 08:11 PM

For me, it's gums that show when they smile and fucked up feet.

Just can't go there. You?

2hp

sickkittens · 01-02-2006, 08:15 PM

Yellow teeth, bad breath, the smell of shit, STD's.

Good enough?

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Yellow teeth, bad breath, the smell of shit, STD's.

Good enough?

i hear that -- but unless she's got genital warts or an outbreak of herpes you can spot before you go down for the sweet desert, you can't tell about the STD's though

reynold · 01-02-2006, 08:23 PM

I'd step back a bit if her mouth smells lik shit..

sickkittens · 01-02-2006, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

i hear that -- but unless she's got genital warts or an outbreak of herpes you can spot before you go down for the sweet desert, you can't tell about the STD's though

I wouldn't go down there if I didn't know it.

mrthumbs · 01-02-2006, 09:38 PM

Gums that show when they smile?

Spunky · 01-02-2006, 09:39 PM

They all look the same doggy style

Murderous · 01-02-2006, 09:41 PM

Nothing... not even if she's dead and been rotting for weeks.

I would stab you in the stomach just to fuck the wound if I was horny enough.

ready lube · 01-02-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

I would stab you in the stomach just to fuck the wound if I was horny enough.

MikeVega · 01-02-2006, 10:24 PM

My wife ... but she lets me get really close ....

reed_4 · 01-02-2006, 11:17 PM

dirty toenails and smelly feet.

BIGTYMER · 01-02-2006, 11:25 PM

A paper bag and you're set.

rowan · 01-02-2006, 11:33 PM

Some nice looking girls smell like piss

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Some nice looking girls smell like piss

I would drink a hot girl's piss like a fine lager --

NoWhErE · 01-02-2006, 11:46 PM

I'd back away if it had a dick...

3M TA3 · 01-02-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega

My wife ... but she lets me get really close ....

Fuckin' A Mike, good answer!

huey · 01-02-2006, 11:57 PM

cankles.......

OzMan · 01-03-2006, 12:23 AM

unconscious or relatives

asleep is ok

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 01-03-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

For me, it's gums that show when they smile and fucked up feet.

Just can't go there. You?

2hp

Yeah, they have to have good feet for me to.

2HousePlague · 01-03-2006, 12:37 AM

I tell ya what, though -- and prolly some of you players in the crowd know what I mean -- have you ever had some chick just keep comin' around lookin' for some dick, and maybe -- for whatever reason -- you didn't wanna hit that -- may she was ugly, maybe she was fat, maybe she had bad breath, or just wasn't wearing the right outfit on that day -- and then one day, and who knows why -- she comes around -- and who knows why -- but you take a "second" look, and who knows why, then say to yourself --

! -- I AM GONNA FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA THAT ASS -- !

And that, no surprise hehe -- turns out to be some of the best pussy you ever had. Ever happen to you?

tristan_D · 01-03-2006, 12:46 AM

body odor. I don't think I can have a wood on that

wedouglas · 01-03-2006, 12:46 AM

restraining order

Vitasoy · 01-03-2006, 04:05 AM

Bad hygene... the color of their teeth, smell, taste, ect..

xclusive · 01-03-2006, 04:12 AM

Only if her penis is bigger than mine...I have penis envy sometimes

KMR Stitch · 01-03-2006, 04:16 AM

Anything less then a 8 out of 10

"on the bottle 6 out of 10"

01-02-2006, 08:11 PM	#1
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Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	Nothing... not even if she's dead and been rotting for weeks. I would stab you in the stomach just to fuck the wound if I was horny enough.

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01-03-2006, 12:37 AM	#20
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	I tell ya what, though -- and prolly some of you players in the crowd know what I mean -- have you ever had some chick just keep comin' around lookin' for some dick, and maybe -- for whatever reason -- you didn't wanna hit that -- may she was ugly, maybe she was fat, maybe she had bad breath, or just wasn't wearing the right outfit on that day -- and then one day, and who knows why -- she comes around -- and who knows why -- but you take a "second" look, and who knows why, then say to yourself -- ! -- I AM GONNA FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA THAT ASS -- ! And that, no surprise hehe -- turns out to be some of the best pussy you ever had. Ever happen to you? __________________ tada!

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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Anything less then a 8 out of 10 "on the bottle 6 out of 10"