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2HousePlague 01-02-2006 08:11 PM

What would prevent YOU from hitting it?
 
For me, it's gums that show when they smile and fucked up feet.

Just can't go there. You?


2hp

sickkittens 01-02-2006 08:15 PM

Yellow teeth, bad breath, the smell of shit, STD's.

Good enough?

2HousePlague 01-02-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Yellow teeth, bad breath, the smell of shit, STD's.

Good enough?

i hear that -- but unless she's got genital warts or an outbreak of herpes you can spot before you go down for the sweet desert, you can't tell about the STD's though

reynold 01-02-2006 08:23 PM

I'd step back a bit if her mouth smells lik shit.. :)

sickkittens 01-02-2006 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
i hear that -- but unless she's got genital warts or an outbreak of herpes you can spot before you go down for the sweet desert, you can't tell about the STD's though

I wouldn't go down there if I didn't know it. :2 cents:

mrthumbs 01-02-2006 09:38 PM

Gums that show when they smile?

Spunky 01-02-2006 09:39 PM

They all look the same doggy style

Murderous 01-02-2006 09:41 PM

Nothing... not even if she's dead and been rotting for weeks.

I would stab you in the stomach just to fuck the wound if I was horny enough.

ready lube 01-02-2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

I would stab you in the stomach just to fuck the wound if I was horny enough.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MikeVega 01-02-2006 10:24 PM

My wife ... but she lets me get really close .... :pimp :1orglaugh

reed_4 01-02-2006 11:17 PM

dirty toenails and smelly feet.

BIGTYMER 01-02-2006 11:25 PM

A paper bag and you're set.

rowan 01-02-2006 11:33 PM

Some nice looking girls smell like piss

2HousePlague 01-02-2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan
Some nice looking girls smell like piss

I would drink a hot girl's piss like a fine lager -- :winkwink:

NoWhErE 01-02-2006 11:46 PM

I'd back away if it had a dick...

3M TA3 01-02-2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega
My wife ... but she lets me get really close .... :pimp :1orglaugh


Fuckin' A Mike, good answer!

huey 01-02-2006 11:57 PM

cankles.......

OzMan 01-03-2006 12:23 AM

unconscious or relatives

asleep is ok

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-03-2006 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
For me, it's gums that show when they smile and fucked up feet.

Just can't go there. You?


2hp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, they have to have good feet for me to.

2HousePlague 01-03-2006 12:37 AM

I tell ya what, though -- and prolly some of you players in the crowd know what I mean -- have you ever had some chick just keep comin' around lookin' for some dick, and maybe -- for whatever reason -- you didn't wanna hit that -- may she was ugly, maybe she was fat, maybe she had bad breath, or just wasn't wearing the right outfit on that day -- and then one day, and who knows why -- she comes around -- and who knows why -- but you take a "second" look, and who knows why, then say to yourself --

! -- I AM GONNA FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA THAT ASS -- !


And that, no surprise hehe -- turns out to be some of the best pussy you ever had. Ever happen to you?

tristan_D 01-03-2006 12:46 AM

body odor. I don't think I can have a wood on that

wedouglas 01-03-2006 12:46 AM

restraining order

Vitasoy 01-03-2006 04:05 AM

Bad hygene... the color of their teeth, smell, taste, ect..

xclusive 01-03-2006 04:12 AM

Only if her penis is bigger than mine...I have penis envy sometimes

KMR Stitch 01-03-2006 04:16 AM

Anything less then a 8 out of 10

"on the bottle 6 out of 10"


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