Feds will be handing out 92 Indictments at Internext. - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 01-02-2006, 07:20 PM

Be sure to not carry ID on you and your badege says something like:

"Manuel Lopez"
"Hans Woofenburger"
"Frank aka Battus"
"Mr Oink"

So if someone comes uo to you and says are you" your real name here"

A. Run
B. Say "Ni english senor"
C. Point to someone else and say thats him

-JDL

MikeVega · 01-02-2006, 07:22 PM

Fuck ..Fuck ...Fuck ... I knew i would get busted ... I'm going any way ... I'll take my chances ...

Diego · 01-02-2006, 07:23 PM

92 bottles of beer on the wall...92 bottles of beer....take one down.....\

Naw, we're ok.

TMM_John · 01-02-2006, 07:23 PM

Nice! I hope I get at least 4!

Juicy D. Links · 01-02-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

Fuck ..Fuck ...Fuck ... I knew i would get busted ... I'm going any way ... I'll take my chances ...

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sonofsam · 01-02-2006, 07:24 PM

Careful, i think the feds are scammers

last internext i was supposed to get 7

and they didn't even show up

TMM_John · 01-02-2006, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

Careful, i think the feds are scammers

last internext i was supposed to get 7

and they didn't even show up

Drama???

sonofsam · 01-02-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

Drama???

well if i don't get those indictments soon, you best believe i'll make a thread about it to speed up the process

the head of fbi posts on this board, so he'll see it for sure

unless he wan'ts the FBI to look like a bunch of scammers, he'll deliver... either that or noone will use the FBI anymore.. they'll just use their main competitor.. woolly mammoths with laserbeams attached to their heads.

studiocritic · 01-02-2006, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

well if i don't get those indictments soon, you best believe i'll make a thread about it to speed up the process

the head of fbi posts on this board, so he'll see it for sure

unless he wan'ts the FBI to look like a bunch of scammers, he'll deliver... either that or noone will use the FBI anymore.. they'll just use their main competitor.. woolly mammoths with laserbeams attached to their heads.

"head of fbi"?

are you on some kind of drugs, or did someone hijack your gfy login?

BradShaw · 01-02-2006, 07:54 PM

I heard 36.

SleazyDream · 01-02-2006, 07:55 PM

the feds heard there was an elite gathering in the dominican and all decided to go there instead.

you're safe

KCat · 01-02-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

they'll just use their main competitor.. woolly mammoths with laserbeams attached to their heads.

I think that requires a sketch.

Juicy D. Links · 01-02-2006, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studiocritic

"head of fbi"?

are you on some kind of drugs, or did someone hijack your gfy login?

He has been sniffing glue

FightThisPatent · 01-02-2006, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

last internext i was supposed to get 7

and they didn't even show up

actually they did last year

Fight the truth stranger than fiction!

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 08:15 PM

feel bad for all the booth jockeys --

je_rome · 01-03-2006, 02:54 AM

16 cancelled flights to Vegas

Shoehorn! · 01-03-2006, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Be sure to not carry ID on you and your badege says something like:

"Frank aka Battus"

reynold · 01-03-2006, 02:57 AM

To those who could really make it there--congrats for having such balls!!

SmokeyTheBear · 01-03-2006, 02:58 AM

even though we have been let down in the past , my money is on someone going postal on the ibill booth so thats where i would camp out for some drama.

If any sponsor wants to make a great name for themselves they should setup some stunt involving the ibill booth

woj · 01-03-2006, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

C. Point to someone else and say thats him

Webby · 01-03-2006, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Feds will be handing out 92 Indictments at Internext.

Dammit Juicy - ya got that wrong.

It's 151 known attendees plus charges against the show organisers on conspiracy to incite the profliferation of obscene material.
(RICO warped and bent especially for the occasion).

Further indictments are expected where there is evidence of persons known to be involved in the production and publication of obscene material (as defined by the DOJ next Thursday morning) and where those persons have crossed state lines with the object of promoting, accquiring information on and selling the defined obscene material for profit.
(RICO further warped and bent especially for the occasion)

A full definition of "obscene material" will be released 10 days after Internext to avoid unfair advantage to attending pornographers.

SilentKnight · 01-03-2006, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

the head of fbi posts on this board, so he'll see it for sure

Not to worry - if memory serves me AlienQ invented the FBI.

High Quality · 01-03-2006, 04:08 AM

LOL I love you juice. Where do you come up with this shit?

RedShoe · 01-03-2006, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

even though we have been let down in the past , my money is on someone going postal on the ibill booth so thats where i would camp out for some drama.

If any sponsor wants to make a great name for themselves they should setup some stunt involving the ibill booth

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uno · 01-08-2006, 09:01 PM

Omg I Was Indicted!

fuck-U-jimmy · 01-08-2006, 09:04 PM

How did you know my real name ?
Hans Woofenburger

Doctor Dre · 01-08-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

even though we have been let down in the past , my money is on someone going postal on the ibill booth so thats where i would camp out for some drama.

If any sponsor wants to make a great name for themselves they should setup some stunt involving the ibill booth

Yeppers lol

Or hire a couple peep go start some rufus

01-02-2006, 07:20 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Feds will be handing out 92 Indictments at Internext. Be sure to not carry ID on you and your badege says something like: "Manuel Lopez" "Hans Woofenburger" "Frank aka Battus" "Mr Oink" So if someone comes uo to you and says are you" your real name here" A. Run B. Say "Ni english senor" C. Point to someone else and say thats him -JDL

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