Feds will be handing out 92 Indictments at Internext.
 

Be sure to not carry ID on you and your badege says something like:

"Manuel Lopez"
"Hans Woofenburger"
"Frank aka Battus"
"Mr Oink"

So if someone comes uo to you and says are you" your real name here"

A. Run
B. Say "Ni english senor"
C. Point to someone else and say thats him

-JDL

Fuck ..Fuck ...Fuck ... I knew i would get busted ... I'm going any way ... I'll take my chances ... :disgust

92 bottles of beer on the wall...92 bottles of beer....take one down.....\

Naw, we're ok. :thumbsup

Nice! I hope I get at least 4!

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Careful, i think the feds are scammers

last internext i was supposed to get 7

and they didn't even show up

Drama???

well if i don't get those indictments soon, you best believe i'll make a thread about it to speed up the process

the head of fbi posts on this board, so he'll see it for sure


unless he wan'ts the FBI to look like a bunch of scammers, he'll deliver... either that or noone will use the FBI anymore.. they'll just use their main competitor.. woolly mammoths with laserbeams attached to their heads.

"head of fbi"?

are you on some kind of drugs, or did someone hijack your gfy login?

I heard 36.

the feds heard there was an elite gathering in the dominican and all decided to go there instead.

you're safe :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

I think that requires a sketch.

He has been sniffing glue :pimp

actually they did last year


Fight the truth stranger than fiction!

feel bad for all the booth jockeys -- :1orglaugh

16 cancelled flights to Vegas :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

To those who could really make it there--congrats for having such balls!!

even though we have been let down in the past , my money is on someone going postal on the ibill booth so thats where i would camp out for some drama.

If any sponsor wants to make a great name for themselves they should setup some stunt involving the ibill booth

:1orglaugh

Dammit Juicy - ya got that wrong. :winkwink:

It's 151 known attendees plus charges against the show organisers on conspiracy to incite the profliferation of obscene material.
(RICO warped and bent especially for the occasion).

Further indictments are expected where there is evidence of persons known to be involved in the production and publication of obscene material (as defined by the DOJ next Thursday morning) and where those persons have crossed state lines with the object of promoting, accquiring information on and selling the defined obscene material for profit.
(RICO further warped and bent especially for the occasion)

A full definition of "obscene material" will be released 10 days after Internext to avoid unfair advantage to attending pornographers. :1orglaugh

Not to worry - if memory serves me AlienQ invented the FBI.

LOL I love you juice. Where do you come up with this shit?

OH MY GOD!!! Dude, get someone to pee on their booth!!! LOL. I have really bad poopy and pee pee problems in public (no can do). As it turns out, I'm a shy guy. But I think it'd be hilarious to get smashed and just make a pee pee in their booth as people take pics. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And as far as I know Ibill has never done me wrong. I don't use ibill so...

Omg I Was Indicted!

How did you know my real name ?
Hans Woofenburger

Yeppers lol

Or hire a couple peep go start some rufus