BBQ season is almost here !! - GoFuckYourself.com

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 04-06-2002, 05:32 AM

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?".

Mackem · 04-06-2002, 05:36 AM

lol

Beer food and bitches

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 04-06-2002, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mackem
lol

Beer food and bitches

Beer, babes, and BBQs .... and I am a free man this summer ...

Life is sweet !!

Gemini · 04-06-2002, 05:52 AM

Tough to BBQ with mukluks, walrus skin parka and a beer bottle frozen to your lips isn't it?

Mackem · 04-06-2002, 06:05 AM

UK summer time

fucking shit

It hard to even light the damm grils

VeNoM · 04-06-2002, 06:13 AM

hahhahhhahhahaaa

goooood shiat!

its damn near BBQ season.....les get it on!

Pathfinder · 04-06-2002, 06:30 AM

Had the kids and grand kids over for Easter Sunday and had big BBQ.

ServerGenius · 04-06-2002, 07:19 AM

It's 9 months per year BBQ season here..... YeeHaa
And ehhh if I look in the mirror I can see that aswell

DynaMite

Uncle Vinny · 04-06-2002, 07:35 AM

I'm hardcore BBQ'r...12 months a year. not just bbq neither..i got the 5 gal propane fueled deep fryer. we do up huge bags of breaded shrooms, poppers, shrimps, nuggets...thats for appetizers, then we toss a 15-16 pound turkey in the fucka...45 mins and bam....with corn and tators on the grill...and a few cases of beer, mmmmm.
I'm hungry.

ServerGenius · 04-06-2002, 07:49 AM

Prop fueled BBQ's rock....I have one too. With lava rocks and
some special shit so that it has the original charcoal flavour to it.
When you BBQ a lot those are handy else you keep dragging
huge loads of charcoal around

Also has a grill function perfect to roast a sugling pig yummie!

DynaMite

zubr · 04-06-2002, 09:48 AM

I loooove BBQ

Meat, Meat, Meat!

amatrus · 04-06-2002, 11:19 AM

Yep, BBQ season starts for me too in a couple of weeks. Can't wait..........

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 11:23 AM

its BBQ Season here all year long! Put the steaks ,shrimp and oysters on the grill, pina coladas in the blender, Light the tiki torches, swim and sun for awhile, then dance in the moonlight ...
awwe,, sounds boring,,,, huh? hehehehe

04-06-2002, 05:32 AM	#1
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	BBQ season is almost here !! Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?". __________________ Last edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=-; 04-06-2002 at 05:34 AM..

04-06-2002, 05:36 AM	#2
Mackem Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: UK Posts: 28	lol Beer food and bitches __________________ New Billing Alternative !! Charge by Mobile Phone :

04-06-2002, 06:05 AM	#5
Mackem Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: UK Posts: 28	UK summer time fucking shit It hard to even light the damm grils __________________ New Billing Alternative !! Charge by Mobile Phone :

04-06-2002, 06:13 AM	#6
VeNoM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 334	hahhahhhahhahaaa goooood shiat! its damn near BBQ season.....les get it on! __________________ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead. -- VeeL Tech I make money with Oliver , do you?

04-06-2002, 06:30 AM	#7
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	Had the kids and grand kids over for Easter Sunday and had big BBQ. Last edited by Pathfinder; 04-06-2002 at 06:33 AM..

04-06-2002, 05:52 AM	#4
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Tough to BBQ with mukluks, walrus skin parka and a beer bottle frozen to your lips isn't it?

04-06-2002, 07:19 AM	#8
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	It's 9 months per year BBQ season here..... YeeHaa And ehhh if I look in the mirror I can see that aswell DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

04-06-2002, 07:35 AM	#9
Uncle Vinny Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hiding In A Corner Of My Room Posts: 282	I'm hardcore BBQ'r...12 months a year. not just bbq neither..i got the 5 gal propane fueled deep fryer. we do up huge bags of breaded shrooms, poppers, shrimps, nuggets...thats for appetizers, then we toss a 15-16 pound turkey in the fucka...45 mins and bam....with corn and tators on the grill...and a few cases of beer, mmmmm. I'm hungry. Last edited by Uncle Vinny; 04-06-2002 at 07:38 AM..

04-06-2002, 07:49 AM	#10
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Prop fueled BBQ's rock....I have one too. With lava rocks and some special shit so that it has the original charcoal flavour to it. When you BBQ a lot those are handy else you keep dragging huge loads of charcoal around Also has a grill function perfect to roast a sugling pig yummie! DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

04-06-2002, 09:48 AM	#11
zubr Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,227	I loooove BBQ Meat, Meat, Meat! __________________ Alex - ICQ:61889253 - MSN:zubr_zubr at hotmail.com - Skype:zubrzubr

04-06-2002, 11:19 AM	#12
amatrus Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 95	Yep, BBQ season starts for me too in a couple of weeks. Can't wait..........

04-06-2002, 11:23 AM	#13
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	its BBQ Season here all year long! Put the steaks ,shrimp and oysters on the grill, pina coladas in the blender, Light the tiki torches, swim and sun for awhile, then dance in the moonlight ... awwe,, sounds boring,,,, huh? hehehehe __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman