BBQ season is almost here !!
 

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?".

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Beer food and bitches

Beer, babes, and BBQs .... and I am a free man this summer ...

Life is sweet !! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Tough to BBQ with mukluks, walrus skin parka and a beer bottle frozen to your lips isn't it? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

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UK summer time :1orglaugh fucking shit

It hard to even light the damm grils

hahhahhhahhahaaa


goooood shiat!

its damn near BBQ season.....les get it on!

Had the kids and grand kids over for Easter Sunday and had big BBQ.

It's 9 months per year BBQ season here..... YeeHaa
And ehhh if I look in the mirror I can see that aswell :1orglaugh

DynaMite

I'm hardcore BBQ'r...12 months a year. not just bbq neither..i got the 5 gal propane fueled deep fryer. we do up huge bags of breaded shrooms, poppers, shrimps, nuggets...thats for appetizers, then we toss a 15-16 pound turkey in the fucka...45 mins and bam....with corn and tators on the grill...and a few cases of beer, mmmmm.
I'm hungry.
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Prop fueled BBQ's rock....I have one too. With lava rocks and
some special shit so that it has the original charcoal flavour to it.
When you BBQ a lot those are handy else you keep dragging
huge loads of charcoal around

Also has a grill function perfect to roast a sugling pig yummie!

DynaMite :1orglaugh

I loooove BBQ :)
Meat, Meat, Meat! :winkwink:

Yep, BBQ season starts for me too in a couple of weeks. Can't wait..........

its BBQ Season here all year long! Put the steaks ,shrimp and oysters on the grill, pina coladas in the blender, Light the tiki torches, swim and sun for awhile, then dance in the moonlight ...
awwe,, sounds boring,,,, huh? hehehehe :winkwink:

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