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Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 12:46 AM

God Blessed Texas with his own hand ,, Brought down

from the promised land.....
WHo can finish the song?

and if you dont like this thread,, Get OFF my Planet!

bunky · 04-06-2002, 12:55 AM

made a place where we could dance.. if u wanna see heaven brother here's ur chance....

country fan here mah self!

got any pics fer us?

bunky

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 12:58 AM

all right!! Bunky!! I have pics, but not publically, Some people dont know what I do for a living

and I would love to keep it that way

kmanrox · 04-06-2002, 12:59 AM

texas?

steers

queers

which one are *you*?

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 01:02 AM

off my planet kman , you little brat! Dont make me wear this black belt out on your lil ass

bunky · 04-06-2002, 01:11 AM

dont see any horns so that kinda narrows it down...

do you suck dick?
SIR NO SIR
are you a peter puffer?
SIR NO SIR
BULLSHIT I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden house!
SIR NO SIR

You look like the type to fucka person in the ass and no even have the goddamn common certise (spellcheck) to give them a reach around... I'll be watchin you!
SIR YES SIR

FULL METAL JACKET!

I'm also about 3 hours from ya.. 126563955 iz mah icq if u wanna chat!

bunky

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 01:13 AM

who me? ;)

volante · 04-06-2002, 01:21 AM

I'm gonna get an arse kicking for this, but I don't care 'cos it's funny...

Me and my girlfriend are both English, but we live in California. My girlfriend is a customer sevices manager for Ikea so she gets to speak to a LOT of idiots - the following has happened to her TWICE, and on both occasions the person she was talking to was a Texan:

Texan: You speak very good English, where are you from?
Girlfriend: England.
Texan: Oh, I didn't know they spoke English there...

Beats the "England? That's near somewhere near Britain isn't it?" that we normally get.

But just to keep the peace (and prove the English can be just as thick), here are a few incidents that my girlfriend had to deal with back in England (still working for Ikea).

One customer asked what colour a white wardrobe was. When told "white" she got very abusive and threatened to sue Ikea.

One customer wanted to return a candle. When asked why he said "because it had melted.". When asked why it had melted he said "because I lit it."...

DigitalPimpShit · 04-06-2002, 01:23 AM

Sorry bunky, NC is a little more than 3 hours away from the glorious overtanned drunk girl capitol of the world.

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 01:30 AM

LOL Volante,
That just proves there are idiots everywhere!!!! My sister just returned from England. Now I will tell you, there are things you all say that are way different than we (americans) would say.
She brought me back some cool stuff too,,

I just love this guy ~~>

DigitalPimpShit · 04-06-2002, 01:36 AM

where would we be if we weren't touched by an

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 01:41 AM

sigh~~~~>

Squishy · 04-06-2002, 05:56 AM

I pooped in Texas once, and enjoyed it quite a bit. Not a record making, wonderful hella-poop, but it was ok.

VeNoM · 04-06-2002, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
off my planet kman , you little brat! Dont make me wear this black belt out on your lil ass

Damnit!!!!!!! i know your taken but can you please find a way to duplicate yourself with the quickness so i can marry your replica.....plzzzzzzzzzz....

Theo · 04-06-2002, 06:25 AM

god is dead
get off my cloud

Theo · 04-06-2002, 06:27 AM

Quote:

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I just love this guy ~~>

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and this one rocks too ---->

i think we need a couple more smilies
new ones

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeNoM

Damnit!!!!!!! i know your taken but can you please find a way to duplicate yourself with the quickness so i can marry your replica.....plzzzzzzzzzz....

Honey, They Broke the Mold after I was born,,, Too much of a Hell Raiser

Hi Soul,, Long time no see

alias · 04-06-2002, 09:19 AM

this thread sucks, is your planet hot pink and green?

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 09:29 AM

IF it sucks, WHy'd you click on it?

zubr · 04-06-2002, 09:41 AM

another shitty topic! GFY!

Sexymail · 04-06-2002, 11:10 AM

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ZapMan · 04-06-2002, 11:26 AM

Is my pill in here. nope just shitty wanna be texas music

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 11:30 AM

Zap,
Would you like one of my "midols"? I have plenty, I even bought stock in it

(whispering)
ps. I wont tell no one you took it, its just our little secret! You CAN TRUST ME!

Babaganoosh · 04-06-2002, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bunky
dont see any horns so that kinda narrows it down...

do you suck dick?
SIR NO SIR
are you a peter puffer?
SIR NO SIR
BULLSHIT I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden house!
SIR NO SIR

You look like the type to fucka person in the ass and no even have the goddamn common certise (spellcheck) to give them a reach around... I'll be watchin you!
SIR YES SIR

FULL METAL JACKET!

I'm also about 3 hours from ya.. 126563955 iz mah icq if u wanna chat!

bunky

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?!? Nobody huh?!? The fairy fucking god mother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will P.T. you all until you fucking DIE. I will P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

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bunky · 04-06-2002, 01:08 PM

Was it You u scroungie lil fuck? huh?
Sir No Sir!
Bullshit i bet it was you!
Sir No Sir!

Sir I said it sir

Whata we got here a fuckin comedian.. hell i like you u can come over my house and fuck my sister!
::SLAP::

I GOT YOUR NAME I GOT YOUR ASS.. YOU WILL NOT LAUGH YOU WILL NOT CRY I WILL TEACH YOU..

Theo · 04-06-2002, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

Hi Soul,, Long time no see

i'm doing my community services this period

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bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	dont see any horns so that kinda narrows it down... do you suck dick? SIR NO SIR are you a peter puffer? SIR NO SIR BULLSHIT I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden house! SIR NO SIR You look like the type to fucka person in the ass and no even have the goddamn common certise (spellcheck) to give them a reach around... I'll be watchin you! SIR YES SIR FULL METAL JACKET! I'm also about 3 hours from ya.. 126563955 iz mah icq if u wanna chat! bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

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volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	I'm gonna get an arse kicking for this, but I don't care 'cos it's funny... Me and my girlfriend are both English, but we live in California. My girlfriend is a customer sevices manager for Ikea so she gets to speak to a LOT of idiots - the following has happened to her TWICE, and on both occasions the person she was talking to was a Texan: Texan: You speak very good English, where are you from? Girlfriend: England. Texan: Oh, I didn't know they spoke English there... Beats the "England? That's near somewhere near Britain isn't it?" that we normally get. But just to keep the peace (and prove the English can be just as thick), here are a few incidents that my girlfriend had to deal with back in England (still working for Ikea). One customer asked what colour a white wardrobe was. When told "white" she got very abusive and threatened to sue Ikea. One customer wanted to return a candle. When asked why he said "because it had melted.". When asked why it had melted he said "because I lit it."...

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Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	LOL Volante, That just proves there are idiots everywhere!!!! My sister just returned from England. Now I will tell you, there are things you all say that are way different than we (americans) would say. She brought me back some cool stuff too,, I just love this guy ~~> __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

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Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	Zap, Would you like one of my "midols"? I have plenty, I even bought stock in it (whispering) ps. I wont tell no one you took it, its just our little secret! You CAN TRUST ME! __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

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bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	Was it You u scroungie lil fuck? huh? Sir No Sir! Bullshit i bet it was you! Sir No Sir! Sir I said it sir Whata we got here a fuckin comedian.. hell i like you u can come over my house and fuck my sister! ::SLAP:: I GOT YOUR NAME I GOT YOUR ASS.. YOU WILL NOT LAUGH YOU WILL NOT CRY I WILL TEACH YOU.. __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]