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Just got owned playing poker.
Just got back from a card house nearby. I sat down and was dealt pocket Kings my first hand. On the river I got a King and there were already 2 Queens out. So I had Kings over Queens. This guy bet and I raised him. I figured he had Queens over Kings. We kept raising back and forth a few times and then I figured it out that I was fucked and just called his last bet. He had 4 queens.
![]() This guy kept owning me the rest of the night. I once had trip 9s and so did he with a Queen kicker to my Jack. ![]() I'll have to win it all back in Vegas next week. |
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Reach for those stars!
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Need translation for "in the river" please.
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last card...in the flop...something to that nature
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the fourth card it called the turn and the last card is called the river people that always stay in till the river with no hand, are called runner runners
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First 3 cards in Texas Holdem that come out are called "The Flop". Next card is "The Turn" and the last is "The River". 5 cards in total are on the board in the end. |
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Reach for those stars!
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Ahhhhh... so much clearer. Thank you
![]() So you like the thrill of the hunt. I like that. ;) (Hmm hmmm Hmmm Pannnda)
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I hate bad beats like that
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making it rain
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Last time I played was something like that too... My solid hands kept getting busted, I rebought 5 times before giving up and going home.
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I've lost the 3 last times for my girlfriend... how bad is that=?
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Well my full house lost out to four Aces in LA's Porn Poker Tour, taking me out of the running.....maybe that will make you feel better
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He cheated!
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never play at card houses unless your a real pro. A bad beat like that on partypoker would have won you a few hundred grand.
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