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Penthouse Tony 01-02-2006 12:32 AM

Just got owned playing poker.
 
Just got back from a card house nearby. I sat down and was dealt pocket Kings my first hand. On the river I got a King and there were already 2 Queens out. So I had Kings over Queens. This guy bet and I raised him. I figured he had Queens over Kings. We kept raising back and forth a few times and then I figured it out that I was fucked and just called his last bet. He had 4 queens. :mad:

This guy kept owning me the rest of the night. I once had trip 9s and so did he with a Queen kicker to my Jack. :mad: He got me like that a few times more. I never saw him lose a hand he stayed in until the river. This guy was owning everyone. He had to keep coloring up his chips like every 20 minutes because he had no room for them.

I'll have to win it all back in Vegas next week.

Elli 01-02-2006 12:36 AM

Need translation for "in the river" please.

69pornlinks 01-02-2006 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli
Need translation for "in the river" please.


last card...in the flop...something to that nature

sonofsam 01-02-2006 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli
Need translation for "in the river" please.

the first three cards on the board are called the flop

the fourth card it called the turn

and the last card is called the river

people that always stay in till the river with no hand, are called runner runners

Penthouse Tony 01-02-2006 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 69pornlinks
last card...in the flop...something to that nature

Yeah it's the last card.

First 3 cards in Texas Holdem that come out are called "The Flop". Next card is "The Turn" and the last is "The River". 5 cards in total are on the board in the end.

xxxice 01-02-2006 12:44 AM

:( :Oh crap

Penthouse Tony 01-02-2006 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
people that always stay in till the river with no hand, are called runner runners

Actually runner runner is when the 4th and 5th card are needed to make the person's hand.

Elli 01-02-2006 12:50 AM

Ahhhhh... so much clearer. Thank you :)

So you like the thrill of the hunt. I like that. ;)

(Hmm hmmm Hmmm Pannnda)

sonofsam 01-02-2006 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF
Actually runner runner is when the 4th and 5th card are needed to make the person's hand.

that's what i meant but worded it poorly.. people with no hands who stay in till the river and fluke out and catch a good hand on the river

Vitasoy 01-02-2006 01:17 AM

I hate bad beats like that

fuzebox 01-02-2006 01:19 AM

Last time I played was something like that too... My solid hands kept getting busted, I rebought 5 times before giving up and going home.

Penthouse Tony 01-02-2006 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox
Last time I played was something like that too... My solid hands kept getting busted, I rebought 5 times before giving up and going home.

Sometimes you just can't win. I couldn't quite get over that first hand I had. Fucked up the rest of my night and my betting.

Violetta 01-02-2006 06:30 AM

I've lost the 3 last times for my girlfriend... how bad is that=? :1orglaugh

Nicky 01-02-2006 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
that's what i meant but worded it poorly.. people with no hands who stay in till the river and fluke out and catch a good hand on the river

River Rat's

Varius 01-02-2006 07:40 AM

Well my full house lost out to four Aces in LA's Porn Poker Tour, taking me out of the running.....maybe that will make you feel better :upsidedow

cmos 01-02-2006 08:06 AM

He cheated!

Love Sex 01-02-2006 08:25 AM

never play at card houses unless your a real pro. A bad beat like that on partypoker would have won you a few hundred grand.


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