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![]() It looks like we have 2 premo matchups in the works.
Sleazydream V.S. Aussie Rebel and Hungryman V.S. Tennis Ace I think we should fly our boys over to australia for the big fight. However we might have to put them at other sides of the plane. They are big boys! I definetely think Hungry and Sleazy have the weight advantage but I think Aussie Rebel just looks a little crazy and would go hamster style if he was pushed. Tennis Ace doesn't look all that tough, maybe watch out for flying tennis raquests. So what do you guys think? Maybe we should fly over Spacedog as well and he can referee? DH ![]() |
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canadians own, we all know who'd win
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Hmm.. My money's on the Aussie Rebel,,,,
as far as Tennis Ass goes... He's from New Zealand.. not Australia.. But I'd put my money on HungryMan... Sure.. I'll referee ![]() Gotta admit I am biased though.. Aussie & Hungryman win.. game over! |
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You guys are wound too tight. I suggest sex and alcohol, in large amounts. Although not with each other. That would be gross.
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Hmmm, a crazy ex felon from the Outback who enjoys getting prison tattoos for fun -vs- two computer geeks from Canada.
uhm, my money is on the Australian. |
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cousin rebel will win for sure
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aHHHH we canadians are huge guys who play hard hockey ya just cant compare look at me 6/4 225 pounds
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Canada rulezzz!
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Australia by a landslide v.s. canada
But Hungryman would kick tennisace's ass anyday |
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And I grew up in the north, northern bars make a hells angels hideouts look like a phrat party. Guys covered in tatooes are usually just big windbags anyway, trying to scare people by lookin ugly. The bar maids usually throw them out without even calling the bouncers up here just cause they look soo much like fruitcakes.
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Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and moose cock pops into his mind. "OK", he says, "I'm ready".
The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it." Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?" |
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There are tough people in all countires as well as sissy's. You can't break down who is going to win a fight based on their country.
Also, it is not always the big guy who wins a fight. Weight is good if you are fighting in a very tight place, or manage to bring the fight to the ground. However with some room, the smaller person can move around faster, and punch quicker. It does not take many hits to knock down someone so being able to get the first hit, often means you can quickly get the second and third hit. |
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Hey forget what I said. The Canadian guys would kick ASS
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"I'm 6'3 and small compared to the the guys I hang out with. "
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You ever been to France? Those guys are all bitches. Ive never met a Canadian who scared me. Canadian women on the other hand... |
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight . . .
It's the size of the fight in the dog." |
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Need I remind you that Australia started out as a fucking penal colony.
They are all descendents of muderers, rapists, and psychopaths. My money is still on the Australians. Canadians are just so... so... blah. No culture, bad food, shitty music, ugly women. They compensate for their lack of souls with an overzealous patriotism that would make an Israeli vomit. The fucking land of bland. ![]() |
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Canadians are pussies... Australians don't need to fight anyway. We've already won and our reward is the privilege of living in paradise.
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Hey....no need to fight.
Us Aussies are as ashamed of Tennis Ace, as you Canadians are of Sleazy. Lets just put Tennis Ace and Sleazy on a lil island somewhere and they can live happily ever after!! ![]() |
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Did you hear why he was in prison? He took an axe to two guys that were trying to rob him. An axe! A baseball bat or a gun is one thing, (the weapons of cowards), but cleaving someone with an axe...that takes someone that's a little hardcore.
My money would have to go on the axe-throwing Aussie Rebel. |
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![]() The reality of the matter is .... Koala Man and I will be too busy drinking to even bother showing up for the fights .... and we'll both still win anyways !!! ![]()
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![]() wildman why should we be ashamed of tennisace???? he's a NEWZEALANDER.. |
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Ill take Australia a billion times over Canada
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He said it before a long time ago in a previous thread, so I assumed he wouldn't care if I mentioned it again. He took an axe to the fuckers alright.
Pretty sad when you're just trying to defend your home and property from thieves and you end up in jail for it. |
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i put my moneyz on Canada, the homeland of Hungryman!
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These days, if you're a victim of a home invasion, the only way to stop YOURSELF getting put in jail, is if you offer the wankers a cup of coffee while they rape your wife and kill your dogs. Fucken ludicrous. Jason.
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I have to vote for the aussies, Cuz their accents "gives me warm shivers up my spine"
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My money would be on the Aussie's - have you even seen Aussie Rules Football? It makes rugby look as tame American Football...
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i don't think i'd kill an intruder though.. not really something i'd want to live with... but i'd sure love to beat em
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Kinda reeks of cowardness actually. From what's been said so far you were afraid enough of them to need a weapon, yet in court they obviousy were shown to be phycally inferrior to you to the extent where 2 on one wasn't even a conern.
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If I were Aussie Rebels shoes, I would of put a nine mm to his head and parted his hair right down the middle. When someone enters my home uninvited they will be greeted by the nine mm if the rotties dont eat them first. Its stupid people judge what they might of done,, you know good and well you will defend yourself and/or your family, and if you dont, Well then, your a damn pussy!
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Where is Canaustralia?
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![]() ![]() Snatch rocked pretty damn hard!.. awesome flick.. they've got the fucking coolest names for the characters too... - it's gorgeous george! |
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ha ha ha
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it's gorgeous george! <--- 100% right
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Aussies fucking kick ass :D
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