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Old 12-29-2005, 11:34 PM   #1
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I've never met so many COMPLETE sluts in my life. I find this respectable looking girl (an easy 7) she looks classy....a half hour into the conversation she starts telling me about her sex toys, & she swallows...just outta nowhere.

So anyways, i got a date with her wednesday, i'm expecting a parking lot blowjob at the minimum.

Then saturday, i have yet another slut lined up.....(shes an 8 & 1/2)

I swear to god, why did no one tell me myspace was a slut paradise? I should have been on there 2 years ago

Anyways this is going to work out perfectly with my new exercise regiment. Anyone know how many calories you burn with straight sex for 45mins?

Btw, i'll make sure to strap one on & not make out...i got a feeling these nymphos got about a 80% chance of havin the herps lol
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:37 PM   #2
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keep it up big pimp ;)
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:42 PM   #3
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:44 PM   #4
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Never really browsed myspace.
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:53 PM   #5
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:57 PM   #6
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you probally gonna met a thick ass gay webmaster on the parkinglot. For sure you will get a blowjob. ( or give )
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:58 PM   #7
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and then you woke up...
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:00 AM   #8
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Myspace is full of sluts..
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:03 AM   #9
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:06 AM   #10
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see if you can get a little parking lot anal
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:07 AM   #11
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haha... there is 2 very funny things about this post.

a] MySpace MUST be a slut paradise if you can pull 9 hoes at once (needed to accomplish the 45 minutes of sex)

b] I have known 2 hoes on MySpace for YEARS and they both have Herpes. I will be sure to ask the 3rd when I meet her, haha.
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:09 AM   #12
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and then you woke up...
yea dude....i don't lie

i am the digital pimp
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:10 AM   #13
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haha... there is 2 very funny things about this post.

a] MySpace MUST be a slut paradise if you can pull 9 hoes at once (needed to accomplish the 45 minutes of sex)

b] I have known 2 hoes on MySpace for YEARS and they both have Herpes. I will be sure to ask the 3rd when I meet her, haha.
see i just had a feeling theres a "myspace" breed of herpes

so i've planned ahead...no deep kissing, & protection
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:39 AM   #14
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see i just had a feeling theres a "myspace" breed of herpes

so i've planned ahead...no deep kissing, & protection
Some say that the excitement from sex comes from the RISK.

Good Luck.
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:40 AM   #15
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:41 AM   #16
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:44 AM   #17
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I bet he can gum the fuck out of a cock.
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Old 12-30-2005, 07:25 AM   #18
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Sure, there are alot of sluts. Most girls go "hunting" online, because she can have all the nasty sex she wants without boing labeled a slut. If I want I can sure get 2 or 3 dates/week with online girls.
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There are lots of sluts on MySpace. The problem is they're all 15.
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Old 12-30-2005, 07:29 AM   #20
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OMFG that is so funny. That is the funniest pic I have ever seen
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:26 AM   #21
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There are lots of sluts on MySpace. The problem is they're all 15.
yea thats what i was told....so i kept it local, made sure they knew the teachers who taught back when i was in school & all

the other ones who told me they were 20, well i guess i just need to check their ID before i take em out lol

thanks for the heads up though
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Old 12-30-2005, 09:05 AM   #22
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