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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088
    #1

    Myspace poontang

    I've never met so many COMPLETE sluts in my life. I find this respectable looking girl (an easy 7) she looks classy....a half hour into the conversation she starts telling me about her sex toys, & she swallows...just outta nowhere.

    So anyways, i got a date with her wednesday, i'm expecting a parking lot blowjob at the minimum.

    Then saturday, i have yet another slut lined up.....(shes an 8 & 1/2)

    I swear to god, why did no one tell me myspace was a slut paradise? I should have been on there 2 years ago

    Anyways this is going to work out perfectly with my new exercise regiment. Anyone know how many calories you burn with straight sex for 45mins?

    Btw, i'll make sure to strap one on & not make out...i got a feeling these nymphos got about a 80% chance of havin the herps lol
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    • BigCashCrew
      Registered User
      • Aug 2005
      • 3570
      #2
      keep it up big pimp ;)

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94741
          #3
          awesome dream, duude...

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            • Steen2
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 7662
              #4
              Never really browsed myspace.
              ICQ: 2262.73945

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                • BIGTYMER
                  Junior Achiever
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066
                  #5
                  ePimp!

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                    • grumpy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 9870
                      #6
                      you probally gonna met a thick ass gay webmaster on the parkinglot. For sure you will get a blowjob. ( or give )
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                        • wedouglas
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 5921
                          #7
                          and then you woke up...

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                            • Slap Dot
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 3168
                              #8
                              Myspace is full of sluts..

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                                • Beaver Bob
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 1099
                                  #9
                                  myspace is slut heaven
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                                    • Red Ezra
                                      redezra.com
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4680
                                      #10
                                      see if you can get a little parking lot anal

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                                        • Murderous
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 3938
                                          #11
                                          haha... there is 2 very funny things about this post.

                                          a] MySpace MUST be a slut paradise if you can pull 9 hoes at once (needed to accomplish the 45 minutes of sex)

                                          b] I have known 2 hoes on MySpace for YEARS and they both have Herpes. I will be sure to ask the 3rd when I meet her, haha.

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                                            • pr0
                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 23088
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by wedouglas
                                              and then you woke up...
                                              yea dude....i don't lie

                                              i am the digital pimp
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                                              Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                • pr0
                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 23088
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Murderous
                                                  haha... there is 2 very funny things about this post.

                                                  a] MySpace MUST be a slut paradise if you can pull 9 hoes at once (needed to accomplish the 45 minutes of sex)

                                                  b] I have known 2 hoes on MySpace for YEARS and they both have Herpes. I will be sure to ask the 3rd when I meet her, haha.
                                                  see i just had a feeling theres a "myspace" breed of herpes

                                                  so i've planned ahead...no deep kissing, & protection
                                                  __________
                                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                    • Murderous
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 3938
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by pr0
                                                      see i just had a feeling theres a "myspace" breed of herpes

                                                      so i've planned ahead...no deep kissing, & protection
                                                      Some say that the excitement from sex comes from the RISK.

                                                      Good Luck.

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                                                        • OneHungLo
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 40906
                                                          #15

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                                                            • pr0
                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 23088
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                                              I'd hit it
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                                                              Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                • Murderous
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 3938
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I bet he can gum the fuck out of a cock.

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                                                                    • strobi
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 7383
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Sure, there are alot of sluts. Most girls go "hunting" online, because she can have all the nasty sex she wants without boing labeled a slut. If I want I can sure get 2 or 3 dates/week with online girls.

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                                                                        • Brujah
                                                                          Beer Money Baron
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 22157
                                                                          #19
                                                                          There are lots of sluts on MySpace. The problem is they're all 15.

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                                                                            • mikesinner
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                              • 5646
                                                                              #20
                                                                              OMFG that is so funny. That is the funniest pic I have ever seen

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                                                                                • pr0
                                                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 23088
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                                  There are lots of sluts on MySpace. The problem is they're all 15.
                                                                                  yea thats what i was told....so i kept it local, made sure they knew the teachers who taught back when i was in school & all

                                                                                  the other ones who told me they were 20, well i guess i just need to check their ID before i take em out lol

                                                                                  thanks for the heads up though
                                                                                  __________
                                                                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                    • WhoGivesaShit
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                                      • 307
                                                                                      #22

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                                                                                        • Manowar
                                                                                          jellyfish  
                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                          • 71528
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by grumpy
                                                                                          you probally gonna met a thick ass gay webmaster on the parkinglot. For sure you will get a blowjob. ( or give )

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