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Rochard · 12-29-2005, 09:27 AM

As if anyone gives a flying fuck.......

I'm currently in "discussions" with three companies to retain my future services for the soul purpose of employment. One of them in here in Arizona, one is in the Great White North, and the last is in a place I would never ever live. Being as I'll be working from home, it's a three way tie. Every company has their benefits including a hot twink, a boss willing to wear a push up bra, and one offers me "unlimited skiing".

So, to make things interesting I've ask to have a MOOSE as an assistant. Serously, a MOOSE. Let's see who goes for it.

And because I'm totally wired on RED BULL this morning, here's a funny video I found the other day: http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/meatballs.mpeg

Funbrunette · 12-29-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

As if anyone gives a flying fuck.......

I'm currently in "discussions" with three companies to retain my future services for the soul purpose of employment. One of them in here in Arizona, one is in the Great White North, and the last is in a place I would never ever live. Being as I'll be working from home, it's a three way tie. Every company has their benefits including a hot twink, a boss willing to wear a push up bra, and one offers me "unlimited skiing".

So, to make things interesting I've ask to have a MOOSE as an assistant. Serously, a MOOSE. Let's see who goes for it.

And because I'm totally wired on RED BULL this morning, here's a funny video I found the other day: http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/meatballs.mpeg

You know you got friends in Canada eh!

Oh and I don't need a pushup bra and I can snowboard! lol

Honez · 12-29-2005, 09:36 AM

I have a case of Moose Drool here at the house. Will that work?

TinaBallina · 12-29-2005, 09:40 AM

you crazy guy......love ya....

btw, who ever catches you up is lucky as shit.....you are 100% one of the most well rounded persons I know....and we did get to spend quality time together after all those jagger years....lol

xo

Rochard · 12-29-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

You know you got friends in Canada eh!

Oh and I don't need a pushup bra and I can snowboard! lol

Why don't you just tell everyone already?

sherie · 12-29-2005, 09:41 AM

Good luck EH!

Rui · 12-29-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Oh and I don't need a pushup bra and I can snowboard! lol

You know what they say...that post is worthless without (fill in the gap)

RocHard - I'm quite curious to see where will you end up working

Pete-KT · 12-29-2005, 09:48 AM

Good luck where you decide to go

LAJ · 12-29-2005, 09:52 AM

Who's the hot twink?

billie · 12-29-2005, 09:52 AM

Would you settle for a buffalo? How about a really big deer?

TexasDreams · 12-29-2005, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

As if anyone gives a flying fuck.......

I'm currently in "discussions" with three companies to retain my future services for the soul purpose of employment. One of them in here in Arizona, one is in the Great White North, and the last is in a place I would never ever live. Being as I'll be working from home, it's a three way tie. Every company has their benefits including a hot twink, a boss willing to wear a push up bra, and one offers me "unlimited skiing".

So, to make things interesting I've ask to have a MOOSE as an assistant. Serously, a MOOSE. Let's see who goes for it.

And because I'm totally wired on RED BULL this morning, here's a funny video I found the other day: http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/meatballs.mpeg

Mmmmmm, Moose...

Rochard · 12-29-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by billie

Would you settle for a buffalo? How about a really big deer?

Well, clearly you don't need to wear a push up bra.

You come up with a moose and I'll come work for you. Gladly.

Rochard · 12-29-2005, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Well, clearly you don't need to wear a push up bra.

You come up with a moose and I'll come work for you. Gladly.

But I'd have to be on top!

_Danielle_ · 12-29-2005, 10:28 AM

Let's see....hot twink, push-up bra, and unlimited skiing.

hmmm...tough call!

Hot twink-Not sure how the wife would feel about that.
Unlimited skiing-You'll kill yourself.

By process of elimination, it looks like the boss willing to wear a push-up bra is your best bet. Unless, the bra is holding up manboobs. Then, you're on your own.

RAM · 12-29-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Well, clearly you don't need to wear a push up bra.

You come up with a moose and I'll come work for you. Gladly.

Now this makes me HARD !!!

Tanker · 12-29-2005, 10:33 AM

Buffalo sounds good I am just across the border and Rochard isnt aloud into canada somthing about being a delinquent child fucking wth the border gaurds

Tanker · 12-29-2005, 10:35 AM

Good luck buddy with your ventures I wish my little company was in a position to scoop you up we have been friends for ages and shit I remember working out of a 1 bedroom apartment trying to get lightspeedcash on the map!

Guess what You, Steve, and I well we did it!

Good luck Richard with all your ventures! hit me up!

Tanker

Rochard · 12-29-2005, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by _Danielle_

Let's see....hot twink, push-up bra, and unlimited skiing.

hmmm...tough call!

Hot twink-Not sure how the wife would feel about that.
Unlimited skiing-You'll kill yourself.

By process of elimination, it looks like the boss willing to wear a push-up bra is your best bet. Unless, the bra is holding up manboobs. Then, you're on your own.

We work well together.

Well, not on a professional basis........ but that's fine with me. I'll take what I can get.

Rochard · 12-29-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tanker

Good luck buddy with your ventures I wish my little company was in a position to scoop you up we have been friends for ages and shit I remember working out of a 1 bedroom apartment trying to get lightspeedcash on the map!

Guess what You, Steve, and I well we did it!

Good luck Richard with all your ventures! hit me up!

Tanker

Yeah, we did. And it was a blast. Just time for me to do something new.

JFK · 12-29-2005, 11:00 AM

All the best to you Richard, have a super New Year

GlydeGirl · 12-29-2005, 11:03 AM

It must be great to have so many options. Good luck in your selection.

ronaldo · 12-29-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Mother of God! If D-Money's brother wasn't in that pic, it'd be my new wallpaper.

Anyways, my money's on webcamcash (Great White North, hot twink), but what do I know.

Best of luck wherever you end up RocHard.

corvette · 12-29-2005, 11:06 AM

you look good in bunny ears

TheJimmy · 12-29-2005, 11:08 AM

Best of luck to you man. I've only met you once and you came off as a very nice, grounded, 'with-it' person. Any program will be lucky to have you.

Zebra · 12-29-2005, 11:11 AM

Do your prospective future employers know about all your little weird habits?

Halcyon · 12-29-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

Do your prospective future employers know about all your little weird habits?

Hmmm....usually I *love* pictures with pink. ;)
Good luck, RH!!

Funbrunette · 12-29-2005, 11:18 AM

Bump for my man Richard who's loving the attention! Love ya babe! Can't wait to see you in Vegas!

kristin · 12-29-2005, 11:19 AM

The unlimited skiing sounds good!

Tanker ... Buffalo sucks, don't entise anyone to move there. : )

Good luck with your future endeavors Richard ...

Poppy · 12-29-2005, 11:39 AM

Yeah, the unlimited skiing sounds good. My vote is for that!

Rochard · 12-29-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by corvette

you look good in bunny ears

Fucker. Stop posting that picture.

Funbrunette · 12-29-2005, 12:02 PM

What picture?

Black Dog · 12-29-2005, 12:39 PM

I know whatever company you choose will be lucky to have you.

B

12-29-2005, 02:00 PM

Best of luck wherever you go. Whoever scoops you up will be very lucky!

Rochard · 12-29-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

What picture?

Yeah, I got pictures of you too there honey!

tony286 · 12-29-2005, 04:10 PM

I wish you the best of luck

dad0n · 12-29-2005, 04:12 PM

Well...I can offer you Unlimited RED BULLS for LIFE!!!!! Hit up HillDog and we can chat! But serously...I met you twice (one at my place and one at yours), and we talked about your business ventures. All I haev to say is that you have nothing to loose either way!!!

12-29-2005, 09:27 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,193	Forty-eight hours: Down to the wire! As if anyone gives a flying fuck....... I'm currently in "discussions" with three companies to retain my future services for the soul purpose of employment. One of them in here in Arizona, one is in the Great White North, and the last is in a place I would never ever live. Being as I'll be working from home, it's a three way tie. Every company has their benefits including a hot twink, a boss willing to wear a push up bra, and one offers me "unlimited skiing". So, to make things interesting I've ask to have a MOOSE as an assistant. Serously, a MOOSE. Let's see who goes for it. And because I'm totally wired on RED BULL this morning, here's a funny video I found the other day: http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/meatballs.mpeg __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

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