As if anyone gives a flying fuck.......
I'm currently in "discussions" with three companies to retain my future services for the soul purpose of employment. One of them in here in Arizona, one is in the Great White North, and the last is in a place I would never ever live. Being as I'll be working from home, it's a three way tie. Every company has their benefits including a hot twink, a boss willing to wear a push up bra, and one offers me "unlimited skiing".
So, to make things interesting I've ask to have a MOOSE as an assistant. Serously, a MOOSE. Let's see who goes for it.
And because I'm totally wired on RED BULL this morning, here's a funny video I found the other day:
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/meatballs.mpeg