Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 12-26-2005, 12:09 PM   #1
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Incredible Photos of Paul Allen's Mega-Yacht : The Largest Yacht in the World

Check out this collection:

http://community.webshots.com/album/171052557VyFRDB/0

I loved going through them one by one. Wow! $200 million to build, $20 million a year to maintain.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:11 PM   #2
Pete-KT
Workin With The Devil
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Posts: 51,532
thats NOICE
Pete-KT is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:12 PM   #3
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,970
Damn..that is one impressive ship..awesome
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:14 PM   #4
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Scrolling through them one at a time is really impressive. There are some very cool features to that ship!
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:16 PM   #5
martinsc
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 27,047
wow.........
__________________
Make Money
martinsc is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:16 PM   #6
Stallion
Confirmed User
 
Stallion's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: FL
Posts: 6,632
thats a big bitch..
__________________
Project Manager/Program Manager/Webmaster Seeking Work

[email protected] icq 856554
Stallion is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:16 PM   #7
Manowar
jellyfish  
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 71,528
if ya got the $. why not
Manowar is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:19 PM   #8
TheGoldenChild
Confirmed User
 
TheGoldenChild's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
Posts: 6,940
My friend Tamara was just on it
and fucked Bono during his annual cruise to the French Riviera-
__________________
TheGoldenChild is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:24 PM   #9
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by kBizzle
My friend Tamara was just on it
and fucked Bono during his annual cruise to the French Riviera-
For some reason it doesn't sound as credible when coming from you. Name any famous person, place, or thing, and you seem to have been there, known that person, fucked them, or owned one. Man, just give it up. You're doing yourself NO favors.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:41 PM   #10
Lace
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Lace's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 16,116
That is simply one amazing yacht!

I love this picture -
http://community.webshots.com/photo/...71062360KlCuyF
__________________
Your Paysite Partner
Strength In Numbers!
StickyDollars | RadicalCash | KennysPennies | HomegrownCash
Lace is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:42 PM   #11
seeric
..........
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: ..........
Posts: 41,917
now theres a justification for higher learning and working your fingers to the bone.

nice!
seeric is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:46 PM   #12
Makingcoin
Confirmed User
 
Makingcoin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Ditch
Posts: 8,919
Nice, I didnt even notice the full size pics until the last page. Damn that is an impressive yacht.
__________________

www.MAKINGCOIN.com

icq. 166-662-831
"Start making large coin!"


Daddy I Get Paid To Be A Whore - Coming Soon
Makingcoin is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:46 PM   #13
Chris
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Chris's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2003
Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris
Posts: 27,880
20 mill a year in maintance?
dude gots way to much fuckin money
__________________
[email protected]
Chris is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:46 PM   #14
Penthouse Tony
Confirmed User
 
Penthouse Tony's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Mountain View, CA
Posts: 5,835
That's a sweet yacht. I bet I could find a room to stowaway in.
__________________
aamos AT FFN dot com
Penthouse.com Business Development
ICQ: 49090846 | Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

Penthouse Tony is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 12:50 PM   #15
baddog
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
You pretty much need a yacht that big if you want to be able to park cars and a helicopter on it.
baddog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:03 PM   #16
BigRod
Confirmed User
 
BigRod's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 3,685
very impressive...!
__________________
Rod Macdonald
Mainstream Ad Agency Owner
ICQ: 607306
BigRod is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:04 PM   #17
Vitasoy
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
whoa... that is pimp! Damn sexy
__________________


[email protected]
Vitasoy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:10 PM   #18
Honez
Confirmed Brat
 
Honez's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 6,636
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lace
That is simply one amazing yacht!

I love this picture -
http://community.webshots.com/photo/...71062360KlCuyF
I agree!
__________________
Your Paysite Partner
Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com
Skype - Stressmonkey
Honez is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:11 PM   #19
Sosa
In Tushy Land
 
Sosa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
crazy ass shit.
Sosa is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:16 PM   #20
axelcat
Adult Locals
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 25,450
thats sweet
axelcat is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:19 PM   #21
KRL
Entrepreneur
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
Speed boats are way more fun.
__________________
If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor
from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION!

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains
KRL is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:35 PM   #22
xNetworx
So Fucking What
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Whore Island
Posts: 14,445
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
For some reason it doesn't sound as credible when coming from you. Name any famous person, place, or thing, and you seem to have been there, known that person, fucked them, or owned one. Man, just give it up. You're doing yourself NO favors.
xNetworx is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:38 PM   #23
sfera
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ICQ: 248877409
Posts: 8,597
nice boat
sfera is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:00 PM   #24
mrthumbs
salad tossing sig guy
 
mrthumbs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com
Posts: 11,702
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
For some reason it doesn't sound as credible when coming from you. Name any famous person, place, or thing, and you seem to have been there, known that person, fucked them, or owned one. Man, just give it up. You're doing yourself NO favors.
Hes the AlienQ of showbiz
mrthumbs is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:01 PM   #25
gornyhuy
Chafed.
 
gornyhuy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
Posts: 18,041
Please - whats the fucking point.
__________________

icq:159548293
gornyhuy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:02 PM   #26
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lace
That is simply one amazing yacht!

I love this picture -
http://community.webshots.com/photo/...71062360KlCuyF
Yeah, that kicks ass. Right out of the side of the yacht.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:08 PM   #27
BlueDesignStudios
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 9,492
it's pretty nice... I guess...
__________________

Blue Design Studios - Adult Design Specialists!
Email me for a free quote: [email protected]
BlueDesignStudios is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:10 PM   #28
kristin
GOO!
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Back Home : )
Posts: 9,768
When we were in Florida for Internext we had breakfast by the harbor one morning and there were some incredible boats. Many were webmasters and that's one thing you don't hear much about in our industry, it's all cars, but some people have some killer boats. SexMoney's boat was pretty sweet looking.
__________________
Vacares rules.

"Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."
kristin is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:18 PM   #29
WiredGuy
Pounding Googlebot
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,504
Damn, $20 mil in maintenence? What in the world are they doing to it, putting gold plating on the whole thing every year?
WG
__________________
I play with Google.
WiredGuy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:23 PM   #30
Kimmykim
bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a shack by the beach
Posts: 16,015
Octopus is not the largest yacht in the world any more. Larry Ellison's Rising Sun now has honors on that one.

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/me...ts/index1.html

Bono lives in the South of France during the summer(he was just on 60 Minutes last month or so discussing it), so I'm not sure why he'd be taking an annual cruise...
Kimmykim is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:23 PM   #31
Kevsh
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: TO
Posts: 8,619
That's shameful. The 20 mil a year he could feed & provide homes for a few thousand people. But, hey, it's nice to see there is still so much greed in the world ....
Kevsh is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:23 PM   #32
Wilbo
Confirmed User
 
Wilbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 2,082
Sorta reminds me of my boat........except mine's a canoe........but they both just basically float around.
Wilbo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:27 PM   #33
Kimmykim
bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a shack by the beach
Posts: 16,015
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevsh
That's shameful. The 20 mil a year he could feed & provide homes for a few thousand people. But, hey, it's nice to see there is still so much greed in the world ....
Actually I think Paul Allen donates a ton of money to charity and education.
Kimmykim is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:28 PM   #34
Darkland
Confirmed User
 
Darkland's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 1,488
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevsh
That's shameful. The 20 mil a year he could feed & provide homes for a few thousand people. But, hey, it's nice to see there is still so much greed in the world ....
Not that it wouldnt be a nice thing for him to do but who made him responsible for feeding the hungry and housing the homeless???
__________________


"The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives." H.S.T. 09/12/01
Darkland is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:38 PM   #35
Viper2K1
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 1,006
makes me feel poor

oh wait a minute, i am
__________________
Spank me
Dude, where's my traffic?
Viper2K1 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:40 PM   #36
Wiggles
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 14,423
waste of money, i could put it to better use.
__________________
no sig
Wiggles is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:41 PM   #37
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Actually I think Paul Allen donates a ton of money to charity and education.
Indeed he does.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:50 PM   #38
Harmon
( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
 
Harmon's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 20,010
Quote:
Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Damn, $20 mil in maintenence? What in the world are they doing to it, putting gold plating on the whole thing every year?
WG
How much do you think that mother fucker costs to take out for a day trip out oft he harbor in just FUEL? LOL - some people here make me laugh.

Then you have a crew... who knows what size that is. And what about parking it? 20 million $ (if the boat is used regularly) seems actually cheap. That's an ocean liner dude... that's not a boat.

That ship is a full time job for about 40-50 people. Maybe more
__________________
[email protected]
Harmon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 02:50 PM   #39
SpeakEasy
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Internet
Posts: 2,681
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
For some reason it doesn't sound as credible when coming from you. Name any famous person, place, or thing, and you seem to have been there, known that person, fucked them, or owned one. Man, just give it up. You're doing yourself NO favors.
LMAO.....KBizzle is a total troll
SpeakEasy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 03:01 PM   #40
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by Harmon
How much do you think that mother fucker costs to take out for a day trip out oft he harbor in just FUEL? LOL - some people here make me laugh.

Then you have a crew... who knows what size that is. And what about parking it? 20 million $ (if the boat is used regularly) seems actually cheap. That's an ocean liner dude... that's not a boat.

That ship is a full time job for about 40-50 people. Maybe more

A crew of 60 runs it from what I've read.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 03:45 PM   #41
Brad Mitchell
Confirmed User
 
Brad Mitchell's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Southfield, MI
Posts: 9,813
That yacht is a beautiful sight for sure!

Brad
__________________
President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999
Brad Mitchell is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:14 PM   #42
TheGoldenChild
Confirmed User
 
TheGoldenChild's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
Posts: 6,940
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
For some reason it doesn't sound as credible when coming from you. Name any famous person, place, or thing, and you seem to have been there, known that person, fucked them, or owned one. Man, just give it up. You're doing yourself NO favors.
Funny thing is Donny
I have a REAL LIFE.

I don't post made up stories and write about my boring life on blogs all day-
I have one fun filled, crazylife-

Maybe that is why I have a film deal and a tv show in the works and you don't?

Tamara along with my good friend, and former mainstream model I dated along with two of their friends were flown out to France and given $10,000a piece togo on shopping sprees courtesy of one Paul Allen-
He stocks the ship once a year with a ton of celebrities,models, and rock bands and cruises the French Riviera with them.

Bono, along with the Edge, Steve Jobs, Sting- and a handful of HUGE stars I can't even remember her telling me about were all onboard, and yes Tamara fucked Bono-

I should know, cause when they played San Diego my tix came directly from Bono's asst-and I could have sworn that the little man with the big glasses I shook hands with, was him as well.

Maybe next you'll tell me Bono has a fake Irish accent.
__________________
TheGoldenChild is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:17 PM   #43
pornguy
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
pornguy's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
Posts: 62,911
Nice looking ride, but what a waste of money.
__________________
PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online!
TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME!
pornguy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:21 PM   #44
WiredGuy
Pounding Googlebot
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,504
Quote:
Originally Posted by kBizzle
Bono, along with the Edge, Steve Jobs, Sting- and a handful of HUGE stars I can't even remember her telling me about were all onboard, and yes Tamara fucked Bono-

Did she tape it
WG
__________________
I play with Google.
WiredGuy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:22 PM   #45
tony286
lurker
 
tony286's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
damn very nice
tony286 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:24 PM   #46
TheGoldenChild
Confirmed User
 
TheGoldenChild's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
Posts: 6,940
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Octopus is not the largest yacht in the world any more. Larry Ellison's Rising Sun now has honors on that one.

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/me...ts/index1.html

Bono lives in the South of France during the summer(he was just on 60 Minutes last month or so discussing it), so I'm not sure why he'd be taking an annual cruise...
KK you are right for once!
He does live in the South of France, the same place where he boarded the yacht.

I love my Haters- you guys really look stupid hating on me sometimes- but I love you anyway- without you guys, I would be a NOBODY like many of you.
:-))
__________________
TheGoldenChild is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:27 PM   #47
TheGoldenChild
Confirmed User
 
TheGoldenChild's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
Posts: 6,940
Quote:
Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Did she tape it
WG
I wouldn't be buying up bonosextape.com just yet.....
And from what I am told, it wouldn't be a very long tape either........
nyuck nyuck nyuck....

__________________
TheGoldenChild is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:36 PM   #48
Brujah
Beer Money Baron
 
Brujah's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: brujah / gmail
Posts: 22,157
kBizzle always reminds me of Tommy Flanagan.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/85/85bliar.phtml

Announcer: And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Tommy Flanagan: Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization! I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework -that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened! After that, lying was easy for me.
I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous. Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

__________________
Brujah is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 05:38 PM   #49
Basic_man
Programming King Pin
 
Basic_man's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Montreal
Posts: 27,360
Fuck, that's one big yacht !!
__________________
UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress!
Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !
Basic_man is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 06:01 PM   #50
je_rome
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 6,846
whoa! even God Himself cannot sink that one...or I guess I shouldn't have said that.
je_rome is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.