Where's My God Damn Fleshlights?!? - GoFuckYourself.com

mikeyddddd · 12-25-2005, 10:57 PM

Yesterday I put in an order for a shit load of fleshlights. About $22K worth. I'm lonely and horny. Where the fuck are they?!?

Nookster · 12-25-2005, 10:58 PM

lol revoked.

mikeyddddd · 12-25-2005, 10:59 PM

My fucking arms are getting tired from beating off the old-fashioned way - hard work.

Spunky · 12-25-2005, 10:59 PM

How many does 22k buy?

Sosa · 12-25-2005, 11:00 PM

Juicy I want one

mikeyddddd · 12-25-2005, 11:02 PM

About 1000 - with my discount.

Nookster · 12-25-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

My fucking arms are getting tired from beating off the old-fashioned way - hard work.

Dude, just wait until you get one. It's gonna be 100 times harder to beat off with it. You'll end up shoving it inbetween couch cushons or something and fuckin it missionary style lol

Sosa · 12-25-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nookster

Dude, just wait until you get one. It's gonna be 100 times harder to beat off with it. You'll end up shoving it inbetween couch cushons or something and fuckin it missionary style lol

That what you have to do?

mikeyddddd · 12-25-2005, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Nookster

Dude, just wait until you get one. It's gonna be 100 times harder to beat off with it. You'll end up shoving it inbetween couch cushons or something and fuckin it missionary style lol

Then I need to cancel that order.

I was going to use one a day and then donate it to the homeless so I didn't have to clean-up.

But, I'll still need the lube.

popy · 12-26-2005, 02:39 AM

Why use a fleshlight when you can get a female to do that job. Dont have a female then visit my website www.realfuckbuddy.com sign up for a membership then find a girl in your area to bang. I sound like a salesman now.

Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2005, 02:39 AM

lolollololol

popy · 12-26-2005, 02:47 AM

Atleast you got the joke.

mikeyddddd · 12-26-2005, 02:54 AM

So, where's my god damn lube?

Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2005, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

So, where's my god damn lube?

its being loaded on a 18 wheeler yo in oil drums!!!!!!!!!!!

mikeyddddd · 12-26-2005, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

its being loaded on a 18 wheeler yo in oil drums!!!!!!!!!!!

E.T.A.??

sh33p · 12-26-2005, 04:47 AM

They need to make a Fleshlight out of a 45 gallon drum.

mikeyddddd · 12-26-2005, 12:44 PM

The truck's here. I don't have enough room in the garage, so I'm off to rent a warehouse.

sfera · 12-26-2005, 01:39 PM

22k wtf lol u haveing a big fleshlight orgy?

gornyhuy · 12-26-2005, 02:00 PM

I have a row of side-by-side fleshlights on this big metal apparatus and I just run down as fast as I can fucking one stroke in each one.

I usuually jizz when I get to the last one, but sometimes I miss and I blow my load all over teh floor.

mikeyddddd · 12-26-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

I have a row of side-by-side fleshlights on this big metal apparatus and I just run down as fast as I can fucking one stroke in each one.

I usuually jizz when I get to the last one, but sometimes I miss and I blow my load all over teh floor.

Bounty is the quicker picker-upper

12-25-2005, 10:57 PM	#1
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	Where's My God Damn Fleshlights?!? Yesterday I put in an order for a shit load of fleshlights. About $22K worth. I'm lonely and horny. Where the fuck are they?!? __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

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12-25-2005, 10:59 PM	#3
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	My fucking arms are getting tired from beating off the old-fashioned way - hard work. __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

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12-25-2005, 11:02 PM	#6
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	About 1000 - with my discount. __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

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12-26-2005, 12:44 PM	#17
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	The truck's here. I don't have enough room in the garage, so I'm off to rent a warehouse. __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

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