Where's My God Damn Fleshlights?!?
Yesterday I put in an order for a shit load of fleshlights. About $22K worth. I'm lonely and horny. Where the fuck are they?!?
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lol revoked.
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My fucking arms are getting tired from beating off the old-fashioned way - hard work.Comment
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Juicy I want oneComment
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About 1000 - with my discount.Comment
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Dude, just wait until you get one. It's gonna be 100 times harder to beat off with it. You'll end up shoving it inbetween couch cushons or something and fuckin it missionary style lolOriginally posted by mikeydddddComment
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That what you have to do?Originally posted by NooksterComment
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Then I need to cancel that order.Originally posted by Nookster
I was going to use one a day and then donate it to the homeless so I didn't have to clean-up.
But, I'll still need the lube.Comment
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Why use a fleshlight when you can get a female to do that job. Dont have a female then visit my website www.realfuckbuddy.com sign up for a membership then find a girl in your area to bang. I sound like a salesman now.Sign up for -
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lolollololol
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So, where's my god damn lube?Comment
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its being loaded on a 18 wheeler yo in oil drums!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by mikeydddddComment
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E.T.A.??Originally posted by Juicy D. LinksComment
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They need to make a Fleshlight out of a 45 gallon drum.Comment
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The truck's here. I don't have enough room in the garage, so I'm off to rent a warehouse.Comment
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22k wtf lol u haveing a big fleshlight orgy?Comment
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I have a row of side-by-side fleshlights on this big metal apparatus and I just run down as fast as I can fucking one stroke in each one.
I usuually jizz when I get to the last one, but sometimes I miss and I blow my load all over teh floor.
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Bounty is the quicker picker-upperOriginally posted by gornyhuy
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