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Old 12-25-2005, 01:20 AM   #1
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How did Jesus stay in such great shape ?

I think it was all the cross training..

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Old 12-25-2005, 01:21 AM   #2
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Old 12-25-2005, 01:48 AM   #3
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They didnt have a McDonalds in Betlehem at the time.
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Old 12-25-2005, 02:46 AM   #4
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Red wine and Wafers
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Old 12-25-2005, 02:48 AM   #5
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Old 12-25-2005, 02:51 AM   #6
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fishes an loaves would do it for most of us
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Old 12-25-2005, 02:58 AM   #7
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:35 AM   #8
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He walked all over the mofo place in his mofo sandals
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:37 AM   #9
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I'm really surprised that religions have yet to capitalize from the whole diet craze these past few years .. you know, something along the lines of "South Nazareth Diet".
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:46 AM   #10
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I'm really surprised that religions have yet to capitalize from the whole diet craze these past few years .. you know, something along the lines of "South Nazareth Diet".

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Old 12-25-2005, 04:00 AM   #11
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He walked all over the mofo place in his mofo sandals
Yep, it was definately all the walking. Great way to stay healthy.
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Old 12-25-2005, 08:36 PM   #12
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Old 12-25-2005, 08:44 PM   #13
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he paid all them painters to make him look good in their paintings.
actually he was a short fat guy with a bald head and a fat cigar, with druel running down his chin.
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Old 12-25-2005, 08:47 PM   #14
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in bible they never spoke of him eating
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Old 12-25-2005, 08:52 PM   #15
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simple, he didn't exist. It's easy to be in shape when you're a made up thing.
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