How did Jesus stay in such great shape ?
 

I think it was all the cross training.. :winkwink:

Discuss...

idiot

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They didnt have a McDonalds in Betlehem at the time.

Red wine and Wafers

fishes an loaves would do it for most of us

go murder some kurd civilian

He walked all over the mofo place in his mofo sandals

I'm really surprised that religions have yet to capitalize from the whole diet craze these past few years .. you know, something along the lines of "South Nazareth Diet".

What Would Jesus Eat and Weight loss God's Way

Yep, it was definately all the walking. Great way to stay healthy. :thumbsup

I spoke to soon. :1orglaugh

he paid all them painters to make him look good in their paintings.
actually he was a short fat guy with a bald head and a fat cigar, with druel running down his chin.

in bible they never spoke of him eating

simple, he didn't exist. It's easy to be in shape when you're a made up thing.