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MikeB · 12-15-2005, 11:33 AM

Stoned Owl Hides Out In Christmas Tree

SARASOTA, Fla. -- A bird with a buzz found in a Florida family's Christmas tree is getting ready to go back into the wild.

The little screech owl was found in the tree, which the family had kept for five days before deciding to decorate it.

Animal control officers from Pelican Man's Bird Sanctuary came to get the owl, and said they smelled a strange odor on it when they did.

"Curiously enough, the owl's feathers smelled very, very potently like marijuana," said Jeff Dering, of the sanctuary. "They examined the owl, looked at its eyes ... and the owl was, in the vernacular, stoned."

Blood tests confirmed the owl's state.

Sanctuary staff checked the bird out, fed him and named him "Cheech." They said he would be released in a few days.

The buzzing bird also brought an early holiday gift to the sanctuary, which was in need of more than $250,000. The attention the bird has brought has helped ensure the sanctuary's survival.

http://www.nbc4.tv/holidays/5542383/detail.html

MikeB · 12-15-2005, 11:37 AM

com · 12-15-2005, 11:37 AM

now thats what i call a christmas miracle

TheSenator · 12-15-2005, 11:38 AM

That is a funny looking owl

Manowar · 12-15-2005, 11:43 AM

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Triple 6 · 12-15-2005, 12:00 PM

o rly?

..

I SEE WHAT U DID THERE

com · 12-15-2005, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6

o rly?

..

I SEE WHAT U DID THERE

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

C-Bass · 12-15-2005, 12:01 PM

waiting for the O'Rly photoshops LOL

Dirty F · 12-15-2005, 12:02 PM

Tala · 12-15-2005, 12:06 PM

Tom_PM · 12-15-2005, 12:09 PM

O'Munchly? O'Buzzly? O'Bongly?

Martin · 12-15-2005, 12:14 PM

lol.. Fucking sweet.

Tricksy · 12-15-2005, 12:31 PM

hahahahaha lol

Jman · 12-15-2005, 12:33 PM

Oh man ... he's going on we be blazing ;-)

angelro · 12-15-2005, 01:04 PM

haha fucking ugly owl

Ramos · 12-15-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Oh man ... he's going on we be blazing ;-)

nice nice nice

Tera · 12-15-2005, 01:09 PM

How did he get stoned?? That family must bust out the blunts!

That is a cool story

Marshal · 12-15-2005, 02:05 PM

are they really stoned?!

lol!

Zebra · 12-15-2005, 02:15 PM

The stoned owl needs to get together with the drunk owl and have a killer party!

-Turk- · 12-15-2005, 02:17 PM

omg this is gonna be a 5 pager!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-15-2005, 02:17 PM

I think that Owl got into my stash..then flew south for the winter

pornguy · 12-15-2005, 02:19 PM

Glad to hear that the place got something out of it.

MandyBlake · 12-15-2005, 02:19 PM

man that's crazy

Stallion · 12-15-2005, 02:23 PM

thats funny as shit..

ArkansasDave · 12-15-2005, 02:25 PM

lol, thats one pissy looking owl

MikeB · 12-15-2005, 03:55 PM

Did he get a case of the munchies and just couldn't stop eating ?

elitegirls · 12-15-2005, 04:37 PM

soo stoned.. but no red eyes.. what the fu..... *smile

Hollywood Horwitz · 12-15-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

O'Munchly? O'Buzzly? O'Bongly?

good call

Jay · 12-15-2005, 04:46 PM

LOL!! That is one crazy looking owl...

Shoehorn! · 12-15-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeB_CE

Sanctuary staff checked the bird out, fed him and named him "Cheech."

Doctor Dre · 12-15-2005, 05:03 PM

Nice pics.

Poor thing... I wonder if they found the plantation

je_rome · 12-15-2005, 05:25 PM

that's one scary owl, looks like it carries bird flu.

PixeLs · 12-15-2005, 07:30 PM

A stoned owl for christmas could be a luky sign..

Spunky · 12-15-2005, 07:35 PM

Lol..that bird sure does look wasted

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-15-2005, 08:32 PM

That's funny. Doesn't look like the Owl I had in my backyard last week.

Basic_man · 12-15-2005, 08:45 PM

He doesn't looks very happy..

BoyAlley · 12-15-2005, 08:52 PM

OMG that's too fucking funny

Elli · 12-15-2005, 08:54 PM

You missed the best one!

Broken Robot · 12-15-2005, 10:20 PM

I once smoked a major doobie but it had no effect on my circuitry.

BEEP!

Broken Robot.

miss wild · 12-17-2005, 06:34 PM

nice looking owl

Vitasoy · 12-17-2005, 11:12 PM

lol.. you guys crack me up

tony286 · 12-17-2005, 11:14 PM

looks like a devil owl

Furious_Female · 12-17-2005, 11:49 PM

2k5 year of the owl

Broken Robot · 12-24-2005, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

You missed the best one!

BEEP!

The creature nearly looks normal in that picture. Notice the dialated pupils. THC does not affect my circuitry.

Broken Robot

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